Muslims, how come praying for something never works?

[paramedic]

I grant you that but promise me you'll do it

Fucking hell this guy really does live in his parents basement at 30s

 

[Axmed Xaji]

Fucking hell this guy really does live in his parents basement

I do live there and will choke on mountain dew, so long as you trip on your abaya and fall down a flight of stairs. deal? The need for you to do that is so great that I'll jeopardize myself.

 

[embarassing]

Because they believe Allah tests them harder than anybody in the world. They are so narrow-minded, they forget how millions of people are suffering in the world and he doesn't do shit whether you are Muslim or not. He sure gives people many good things but he also gives children cancer, he allows child sex trafficking and watches people get massacred left and right to name a few. Either he is a sadistic piece of shit or he isn't there. I think I will go with the latter.

Are you the same Nawal from the YouTube videos?

 

[Axmed Xaji]

What's you're point?

It's a childish joke. There's no point. You said 'too' instead of 'to' while saying we were intelligent. Happens all the time

 

[Nawal]

Are you the same Nawal from the YouTube videos?

 

[paramedic]

I do live there and will choke on mountain dew, so long as you trip on your abaya and fall down a flight of stairs. deal? The need for you to do that is so great that I'll jeopardize myself.

So lemme get this straight. in this thread alone you've revealed:
-you're in your 30s
-unmarried
- live in your parents basement
- you either don't have a job or don't have a worthwhile one
- suicidal (since your dumbass goes straight to agreeing to choke on shit)

And you think a very boring one liner about tripping on an abaya makes you a winner?

You're too pitiful wallahi

 

[embarassing]

Lool okay, just wanted to say it's not a good idea to speak so harshly. Your face is known you have a family, and Somalis are judgemental but they're your people. You can hold your views and voice them without being inflammatory and saying things like "piece of shit". It's not necessary. Just a word of advice.

 

[Axmed Xaji]

So lemme get this straight. in this thread alone you've revealed:
-you're in your 30s
-unmarried
- live in your parents basement
- you either don't have a job or don't have a worthwhile one
- suicidal (since your dumbass goes straight to agreeing to choke on shit)

And you think a very boring one liner about tripping on an abaya makes you a winner?

You're too pitiful wallahi

You are shockingly stupid. First, I don't have to tell you my age on an online forum. Second, being married is not necessarily a good thing. Third, YOU were on this site for hours, do you have a job? Fourth, I JOKED that you trip and fall down stairs, sort of like saying shut the hell up. You took that seriously and threw out a dumbass comment about choking on mountain dew. I'm not drinking mountain dew in a basement so I can't choke on it. I jokingly proposed a scenario where I voluntarily choke on mountain dew in a basement, so long as you shut up, thereby emphasizing how badly I want you to shut up.

Jesus f'ing Christ!

 

[VixR]

When something does go the way you want it to, you credit it to the higher power. When the prayer is unanswered, it wasn't meant to be and god knows best.

It's all wishful thinking.

 

[paramedic]

@The Cushitic One hold me back on this thread, it's like kicking a dirty puppy at this point.

@Axmed Xaji go ahead and put me on ignore, save your nonexistent reputation kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

You are shockingly stupid. First, I don't have to tell you my age on an online forum. Second, being married is not necessarily a good thing. Third, YOU were on this site for hours, do you have a job? Fourth, I JOKED that you trip and fall down stairs, sort of like saying shut the hell up. You took that seriously and threw out a dumbass comment about choking on mountain dew. I'm not drinking mountain dew in a basement so I can't choke on it. I jokingly proposed a scenario where I voluntarily choke on mountain dew in a basement, so long as you shut up, thereby emphasizing how badly I want you to shut up.

Jesus f'ing Christ!

1) Get your head out of your ass Sherlock, you yourself said your age on here.

2) is that what you tell yourself to feel better? Face the truth: you're not marriage material.

3) I'm a student, nacas and yet I DO have a job. I don't have a shift rn. But yet your autistic ass couldn't say that so you proved my point. Sucks to be you.

4) It was a joke, genius. And if you think it had to be explained no wonder you're struggling in life.

Spending time online in an argument can only be justified if you're young. When you're old as shit like you it's time to really re evaluate your life lmfaooooooooooooooooo


when there's nothing going right in your life, believing in no God is the only way you can keep from offing yourself huh buddy?

 

[Axmed Xaji]

@The Cushitic One hold me back on this thread, it's like kicking a dirty puppy at this point.

@Axmed Xaji go ahead and put me on ignore, save your nonexistent reputation kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


1) Get your head out of your ass Sherlock, you yourself said your age on here.

2) is that what you tell yourself to feel better? Face the truth: you're not marriage material.

3) I'm a student, nacas and yet I DO have a job. I don't have a shift rn. But yet your autistic ass couldn't say that so you proved my point. Sucks to be you.

4) It was a joke, genius. And if you think it had to be explained no wonder you're struggling in life.

Spending time online in an argument can only be justified if you're young. When you're old as shit like you it's time to really re evaluate your life lmfaooooooooooooooooo


when there's nothing going right in your life, believing in no God is the only way you can keep from offing yourself huh buddy?

 

[Axmed Xaji]

@The Cushitic One hold me back on this thread, it's like kicking a dirty puppy at this point.

@Axmed Xaji go ahead and put me on ignore, save your nonexistent reputation kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


1) Get your head out of your ass Sherlock, you yourself said your age on here.

2) is that what you tell yourself to feel better? Face the truth: you're not marriage material.

3) I'm a student, nacas and yet I DO have a job. I don't have a shift rn. But yet your autistic ass couldn't say that so you proved my point. Sucks to be you.

4) It was a joke, genius. And if you think it had to be explained no wonder you're struggling in life.

Spending time online in an argument can only be justified if you're young. When you're old as shit like you it's time to really re evaluate your life lmfaooooooooooooooooo


when there's nothing going right in your life, believing in no God is the only way you can keep from offing yourself huh buddy?

Caran ba tahay

 

[bluebird]

Then share it with other Muslims you prick. Thousands died of drought while asking for rain and you were keeping it to yourself?! Talk to god on their behalf.

stop being stupid. north africans live in the sahara but they don't go through droughts because they know how to prepare for it. It's not always going to rain and you shouldn't rely on the rain, Allah doesn't support that kind of short sightedness. Haven't you ever heard trust in Allah and tie your camel?

 

[OmarLittle]

>Move on
> You must feel guilty
> More non-arguments

 

[Nightline Kid]

Trip on your abaya and get tangled up in your hijab/jilbaab and die, k?

You're a grownass 30 year old and you're saying this

 

[Axmed Xaji]

>Move on
> You must feel guilty
> More non-arguments

You're a typical farah spouting typical farah nonsense

 

[The Cushitic One]

Syria is the one who said NO and got raped for it
Did you even read my post correctly?
I said the golf states Israel,Qatar,Saudi Arabia,Kuwait And UAE together with the Americans wanted that gas pipeline through Syria into Europe to cut of the Russian energy dominance in Europe The golf states agreed to this shit show for profit that wouldn't go to Allah and export their Islamic militia to Syria Even in the west the Koran reading soldiers join this stupid golf state shit show while The golf states earn big profits

I read what you wrote and I had my
Own opinions.....

You're drinking the cool aid that's
Being served up....

If it's anti Islam you're for it, we
All get it!

I'm actually laughing, it's always the
Somali atheists online that have to
Sprout this anti Islam nonesense.

Syria didn't want the pipeline- they
We're a sovereign nation and totally
Entitled to say no!

The Arab states do what the US
Tells them to do, namely the chief
Slave Saudi Arabia!

Now did you even read or comprehend
What I wrote?

I actually feel like
I'm talking to a brick wall...

This is becoming Redundant..

 

[Noir]

You're drinking the cool aid that's
Being served up....

The Arab states do what the US
Tells them to do, namely the chief
Slave Saudi Arabia!

How am i drinking kool aid when my entire point that started this convo chain was--->"Everything happening in the middel east is the fault of the Arab countries themselves."

Its like if the European union attacked each other for profit for themselves and used the Russians as a tool for that purpose who themselves would also gain massive profits.The Golf states who are in an alliance with the west aren't innocent abused puppets. They are the engine that kills thousands of muslims a day in the name of Allah using the greatest weapon the Arabs ever created ISLAM!

 

[SuldaanGuled]

Gaaloow gaaloow why art thou forsaken your lord yet hang up on lord's commandment

Hear me hear me gaalow

Thou matter little to me
As thou are doqon fool doqon
Thou have injiir size caqli
As thou can't comprehend caqli

Why act as thou have caqli ???
Gaaloow gaaloow

Thou waxaa tahay male

Wada ku qul qul
Gaal fool gaal

The end


Abwaan gaalnaceeb

 

[Noir]

Gaaloow gaaloow why art thou forsaken your lord yet hang up on lord's commandment

Hear me hear me gaalow

Thou matter little to me
As thou are doqon fool doqon
Thou have injiir size caqli
As thou can't comprehend caqli

Why act as thou have caqli ???
Gaaloow gaaloow

Thou waxaa tahay male

Wada ku qul qul
Gaal fool gaal

The end


Abwaan gaalnaceeb

Pls send your wife and daughter to the holy land of Islam Saudi Arabia and let them work as servents and watch as they get beaten to dead.

Wait since you are a Muslim somali you might enjoy the thought of this...your Arab cucked arse might even ajaculate
I dont care if somali men stay Muslim,its good for ya :siilaanyosmile:go find those unlucky Arab woman to marry and become your slave...*cough* i mean wife

But i fucking hate it when I see a Muslim somali woman and i aggressively tell them the fucking disgusting truth of Islam