Misconceptions About America

[DuctTape]

Mr. Penis

why are your posts so mundane yet so funny?

I bet you wrote a thesis on dry humour 101

I can't definitively answer that
But I have a PhD dissertation on banter coming soon
I expect you to read it my young padawan
Learn lots
Grow intellectually

 

[Volcahoooees]

I can't definitively answer that
But I have a PhD dissertation on banter coming soon
I expect you to read it my young padawan
Learn lots
Grow intellectually

keep me informed awoowe

 

[DuctTape]

keep me informed awoowe

Academic excellence
That is what Boqor Pensive "Koollo" DuctTape is about

 

[Volcahoooees]

Academic excellence
That is what Boqor Pensive "Koollo" DuctTape is about

u gotta tell us when ur droppin that tape we need some top notch intellectual bars ma n̶i̶g̶g̶a̶ awoowe
do NOT go Frank Ocean on us tho

 

[DuctTape]

u gotta tell us when ur droppin that tape we need some top notch intellectual bars ma n̶i̶g̶g̶a̶ awoowe
do NOT go Frank Ocean on us tho

I'm dropping the tape right now

 

[Volcahoooees]

I'm dropping the tape right now

str8 up
awoowe u ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ are good at this surprisingly

 

[Cambuulo Tonight]

Why do you yankees know f*ck all beyond your enclaves?

 

[Volcahoooees]

Why do you yankees know f*ck all beyond your enclaves?

speak english plz or atleast translate what u said in english

 

[Cambuulo Tonight]

speak english plz or atleast translate what u said in english

How many countries can you spot on the map?

 

[Hilaac]

Is it true the Somalis in America don't differentiate between halaal and haram when eating out? Since there's so few halal eateries / establishments.

 

[oday1kenobi]

Also OP, wtf is going on with this henny/hennessy drink y'all guys keep on going on about and why is khamri justified?

I never heard about henny till sspot.

Edit: reer Canada please explain yourselves

 

[black]

Also OP, wtf is going on with this henny/hennessy drink y'all guys keep on going on about and why is khamri justified?

I never heard about henny till sspot.

Wrong country, go further north

 

[SecretAgent]

Also OP, wtf is going on with this henny/hennessy drink y'all guys keep on going on about and why is khamri justified?

I never heard about henny till sspot.

Edit: reer Canada please explain yourselves

Over hype nobody drinks it's corona beer thats more popular.

 

[XamarCade]

It's not a stereotype.

Flags everywhere, recite the pledge every single day from K-12

Yea I remember my first pledge of allegiance, I was 6yrs old and a FOB, I was confused shocked, and scared, it was a big day for me. It was in kindergarten when they pledged me in without my permission.

My teacher "Mrs. Goldberg " blew a whistle and every 6 yr olds in the classroom stopped what they were doing and faced the flag with there hand over their heart. Mind you I spoke/understood no English and was confused, I was sitting down and Mrs. Goldberg called me to the line, I didn't understand her and continued to sit-down, all the kids were staring at me with an awe on there face (how dare u type of look)

Next thing Mrs. Goldberg did was grab my little arm and yanked my little ass on the line with them other kids to pledge for the allegiance with them other kids, then she took my hand and placed it over my heart, I started moving my lips and act like I was pledging like when ur in the masjid with a quran on ur lap and pretend to read Arabic but u don't.

After the pledge was over she blew the whistle again and EVERY 6yr old went back to there little desk (she called it the space station), anyway it was a scary moment for a 6yr old FOB

 

[Bahal]

Yea I remember my first pledge of allegiance, I was 6yrs old and a FOB, I was confused shocked, and scared, it was a big day for me. It was in kindergarten when they pledged me in without my permission.

My teacher "Mrs. Goldberg " blew a whistle and every 6 yr olds in the classroom stopped what they were doing and faced the flag with there hand over their heart. Mind you I spoke/understood no English and was confused, I was sitting down and Mrs. Goldberg called me to the line, I didn't understand her and continued to sit-down, all the kids were staring at me with an awe on there face (how dare u type of look)

Next thing Mrs. Goldberg did was grab my little arm and yanked my little ass on the line with them other kids to pledge for the allegiance with them other kids, then she took my hand and placed it over my heart, I started moving my lips and act like I was pledging like when ur in the masjid with a quran on ur lap and pretend to read Arabic but u don't.

After the pledge was over she blew the whistle again and EVERY 6yr old went back to there little desk (she called it the space station), anyway it was a scary moment for a 6yr old FOB

Apparently all the Euros think the pledge is creepy fascist shit

 

[kickz]

Is it true the Somalis in America don't differentiate between halaal and haram when eating out? Since there's so few halal eateries / establishments.

I don't know what you mean? If something has ham or bacon in it, people don't eat it.

 

[kickz]

Why do you yankees know f*ck all beyond your enclaves?

Our media here does a good job of never showing anything outside our borders.

We know barely anything about Canada and Mexico and they are next door.

Ofcourse as a Somali I have traveled the world so I am woke

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Is it true the Somalis in America don't differentiate between halaal and haram when eating out? Since there's so few halal eateries / establishments.

I don't know about others but if I eat out, I eat seafood. But most Somalis go to Arab owned restaurants and Somali owned cafes.

 

[Hilaac]

I don't know what you mean? If something has ham or bacon in it, people don't eat it.

I just meant with regard to halal sourced chicken and beef. Namely, the lack of a market for halal stuff in regular places (chipotle, KFC, in&out etc.).

 

[dhegdheer]

I heard you guys don't have smarties. Is that true????