Lol
You want to hear more about Birmingham you say? Why didn’t you just say so

What can I tell you
Dirty roads and areas
When I say dirty, I mean that some part of Brum are easily comparable to eastleigh
Wallahi al cadiim
What suprised me about this city are
Prepaid utility meters
An entire little Mogadishu with somali businesses and restaurants ( very nice isn’t it)
How somalis are concentrated in one area
During my time here, I lived in a council flats neighbourhood and I met so many damn drunken somalis. Fobs I tell you not even second gen. you’d see them past six on the lifts all intoxicated with a slurred speech
And they’re
Swallaamu alewkuum
Adeero -breathes heavily- magacaaa
Nambar ma heysataaa
Alla adeero quruxley
And during all of that you have to make sure not to make eye contacts with them
The first day I moved in this neighbourhood A guy offered tk help
And i was like how chivalrous
He suddenly said salama alaykum at the top of his lungs
My mothers face suddenly changed her face she flushed red with anger when I responded to him
And then suddenly there was a strong reek of alcohol
First time I saw drunk somalis
There’s also mices in Somali areas
They’re rodent infested
But the ummah is stronger here
We are not all segregated
We have this Eid prayer event that attracts 100000 muslims across the uk
Over here you’ll meet somalis eritereans sudanis arabas yemenis asians and we all get along