The Most Beautiful Somali Guy I Ever Saw

[Shimbiris]

I'm quiet and miskeen . I Broooomise.

Nah, I can tell you're a proper jokester. Probably the sort who's "miskeen" at first then when she gets to know the person she's suddenly goddamn hilarious and talkative. I know your sort. I can sense things about you too. You are of my matrilineal qabiil, afterall. Children of mama N1a1a3.

 

[Guled111]

I have never man-handled anyone. I'm a maiden and quite the sweetheart. This was my last threatening message to a gentleman.

You are "scaring" me right now, do you know that babe.
Seems to me certain females with almond eyes are sexy and pleasing to look at, "but sadly it comes with a price".

It's time for me to watch True Crime documentary, and analyse how many of those females that murdered their beloved miskiin (boyfriend/husband) have those almond eyes.

Do we live in a world where certain eye shape and texture gives these females confidence in the real world of doing hideous things.
I know "damn" well Ethiopian women with protruding eyes don't do such things, and the judge is my witness

 

[Periplus]

Can’t lie, I think I’m better looking and I dont think I’m that attractive.

 

[Shimbiris]

Walaashay, please voice act. You have skill, wallahi. I proper thought I was listening to some clip of Regina from Once Upon A Time or someone like that. Pure evil queen energy.

 

[Periplus]

I have never man-handled anyone. I'm a maiden and quite the sweetheart. This was my last threatening message to a gentleman.

That’s one trash accent uff yuck boo tomato tomato.

You sound like a habaryar trying to overcompensate the fob accent by sounding as regal as possible.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see @Basra speaking like this, calling herself Queen.

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[Guled111]

Walaashay, please voice act. You have skill, wallahi. I proper thought I was listening to some clip of Regina from Once Upon A Time or someone like that. Pure evil queen energy.

Are you trying to flirt Nigga

 

[Periplus]

Can’t lie, I think I’m better looking and I dont think I’m that attractive.

Nah looked at the photos again, this guy is doing bits. Welcome to the good looking faraax club walaal.

 

[Sophisticate]

Nah, I can tell you're a proper jokester. Probably the sort who's "miskeen" at first then when she gets to know the person she's suddenly goddamn hilarious and talkative. I know your sort. I can sense things about you too. You are of my matrilineal qabiil, afterall. Children of mama N1a1a3.

In truth, I'm just reserved/laidback most of the time. I pride myself on a decent sense of humour. This might come as a surprise but I had a lot of admirers in my day. More for my sense of humour.

That’s one trash accent uff yuck boo tomato tomato.

You sound like a habaryar trying to overcompensate the fob accent by sounding as regal as possible.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see @Basra speaking like this, calling herself Queen.

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That's not my regular/everyday speaking voice. It's called vocal dexterity something you lack Mr. Kangaroo. Believe that's what I sound like if it makes you sleep well at night. And that accent wasn't regal at all. What are you smoking?

 

[Periplus]

That's not my regular/everyday speaking voice. It's called vocal dexterity something you lack Mr. Kangaroo. Believe that's what I sound like if it makes you sleep well at night. And that accent wasn't regal at all. What are you smoking?

I didn’t say you sounded regal, I said you were trying to sound it.

It gives me female Chris Eubank vibes.

 

[Sophisticate]

I didn’t say you sounded regal, I said you were trying to sound it.

It gives me female Chris Eubank vibes.

Cool. I don't think we sounded anything alike. @Shimbiris, what do you think?

 

[Wiilyam Ina Sheekh Zubeer]

I have never man-handled anyone. I'm a maiden and quite the sweetheart. This was my last threatening message to a gentleman.

You a fanaanad.

If the two of you made a podcast this odey would be a loyal listener.

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[altrae]

I have never man-handled anyone. I'm a maiden and quite the sweetheart. This was my last threatening message to a gentleman.

 

[Bubbles]

Can’t lie, I think I’m better looking and I dont think I’m that attractive.

I highly, highly doubt that.

 

[asveros]

I have never man-handled anyone. I'm a maiden and quite the sweetheart. This was my last threatening message to a gentleman.

you sound like a 1950s caadan woman, do you actually speak like this normally?

 

[Sophisticate]

If the two of you made a podcast this odey would be a loyal listener.

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Lovely message. I highly doubt you're an odey. I never really thought of a podcast. I think you should bravely lead the charge.

you sound like a 1950s caadan woman, do you actually speak like this normally?

No. I don't sound like that in real life. And thank you for actually getting the accent. It was a Transatlantic/Mid-Atlantic influenced accent.

 

[asveros]

Lovely message. I highly doubt you're an odey. I never really thought of a podcast. I think you should bravely lead the change.

No. I don't sound like that in real life. And thank you for actually getting the accent. It was a Transatlantic/Mid-Atlantic influenced accent.

Sounded beautiful. Had to catch myself there, was about to convert back to the deen for your hand.

 

[Shimbiris]

Are you trying to flirt Nigga

Sir! I am an honest man and settled man, thank you very much. And why would I call a woman I'm hollering at my sister. Bismillah, turn off your defenses, nigga. I ain't after the gazelle you hunting.

Cool. I don't think we sounded anything alike. @Shimbiris, what do you think?

I don't hear it, to be honest.

 

[Wiilyam Ina Sheekh Zubeer]

Lovely message. I highly doubt you're an odey. I never really thought of a podcast. I think you should bravely lead the charge.

No. I don't sound like that in real life. And thank you for actually getting the accent. It was a Transatlantic/Mid-Atlantic influenced accent.

I will be your first musical guest since I'm more of a soulful crooner, horta where is @ SOULSEARCHING she once made a thread where she asked us to sing in Somali and I just came across my demo tape with a rendition of Ugaaso using an autotune app. I think the world is not ready for this acoustic debacle full of ad-libs, Diddy-esque talking over the track, unsolicited advice and social commentary, dumb R&B singer laughs and even an encore

 

[Nilotic]

You guys are killing me with all of these voices and accents.

 

[Sophisticate]

Sounded beautiful. Had to catch myself there, was about to convert back to the deen for your hand.

Thank you. That's quite the compliment. I'm very flattered.

Sir! I am an honest man and settled man, thank you very much. And why would I call a woman I'm hollering at my sister. Bismillah, turn off your defenses, nigga. I ain't after the gazelle you hunting.





I don't hear it, to be honest.

@Guled111 believed I was on the verge of whacking him and was considering doing some facial readings of serial killers to examine their eyes. I don't have sanpaku eyes (which are more common among them).