The Most Beautiful Somali Guy I Ever Saw

[Sheikh Google]

You're a confusing character. Was that compliment directed at Guled or me? I never took you of all people for a shrinking violet.

I just get shy when you're around. I get a sense of fear and attraction at the same time.

 

[chaehyun]

I think he's attractive.

 

[Guled111]

Haaaye if you are 52. The deal is off. I'm not about to be a sugar baby. I want to spoil not be spoiled. I need to be saved by a studious younger man with dark humour. I don't want action. Unless it tickles my funny bone. This old lady just wants some laughs. My shukaansi is 100% halaal and is not suppose to escalate beyond e-spicy words. And by e-spicy I mean cinnamon not jalapeno.

OK, by the end of the holy month of ramadan, I want you to forget all the predecessor of men that were chasing you, and you start spoiling me since you don't like to be spoiled.

Kiss kiss from your laandeer Guled

 

[Guled111]

I wish I had eyes as gorgeous as that.

Warya mind your business and stick to your search engine job, or I will report to the Indian CEO of Google.
You "damn" well know he'll fire you, and replace you with a new employee from gujaraat.

 

[Sophisticate]

I just get shy when you're around. I get a sense of fear and attraction at the same time.

A man with a past is something to behold. Yummy. But from a distance, because he's practically two-stepping to Jahannam. He needs tending and mending and a change in trajectory. Perhaps your influence will restore his faith in luff or give him the necessary distraction he needs to escape his problems. Who knows. He's just hot. Looks deliciously troubled with a story to tell. And you have a plush couch, an ear for listening so he can talk about his problems which will make beautiful material for a piece you're writing. Leave it to you to personify abstract concepts and make them saucy. You are clearly Ms. Wrong. You're too old to wait long. Haven't a clue about his religious or sexual orientation. Especially since he's a fiend for spam and has never sampled soul-healing muqmaad, and you've never made some for anyone. You're billing this victim by the hour, so it's time to start listening and stop imagining a plotline. It is not your place to be the wench of his dreams. Leave that to Captain Save A Ninja - Ms. Becky. You're a pious Xalimo, at least in deed. But you wear what you want, which sort of sends mixed messages. Anyway, you're not into projects. After all, It's easier to corrupt a good man than resuscitate a perplexing Abdi with beard alopecia that currently lacks a cause.

Sorry for airing my thoughts.

 

[Sophisticate]

OK, by the end of the holy month of ramadan, I want you to forget all the predecessor of men that were chasing you, and you start spoiling me since you don't like to be spoiled.

Kiss kiss from your laandeer Guled

Do you realize that I'm the Taylor Swift of SSpot? If we fall apart (which might happen given my quarrelsome nature) I'm writing about you. Is that a risk you're willing to take?

But since I'm a classy lady I will give you a pseudonym and call you Omer911.

 

[Dharbash]

I disagree. The most striking eyes are deep-set. I like the features that I have. Not those foreign to my bloodline. To each their own. But I rep team deep-set and upturned.

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[Guled111]

Do you realize that I'm the Taylor Swift of SSpot? If we fall apart (which might happen given my quarrelsome nature) I'm writing about you. Is that a risk you're willing to take?

But since I'm a classy lady I will give you a pseudonym and call you Omer911.

If things don't work out between us, am happily pleased that you would use pseudonym on me.

She's willing to protect my reputation on others, and not taint me

I love samaroon women "mwah"

"Seriously though" looking at your almond eye picture the following day, is giving me that you are not afraid of closing the relationship
I tried to look closely and it's still giving me the same vibe
May god help me by keeping you tamed.

 

[Sophisticate]

If things don't work out between us, am happily pleased that you would use pseudonym on me.

She's willing to protect my reputation on others, and not taint me

I love samaroon women "mwah"

"Seriously though" looking at your almond eye picture the following day, is giving me that you are not afraid of closing the relationship
I tried to look closely and it's still giving me the same vibe
May god help me by keeping you tamed.

Are you saying I'm a rolling stone always on the move?
You aren't totally wrong. I'm untameable. You cannot have two wilderbeasts so naturally you will become the domesticated one. I trust that you know how to mop, dust, cook, and have great ilmo handling skills. Since you are a resourceful Cagdheer gentleman you can cover ground quickly and get your chores done much faster than other less capable geeljires with slower feet.

 

[Sheikh Google]

A man with a past is something to behold. Yummy. But from a distance, because he's practically two-stepping to Jahannam. He needs tending and mending and a change in trajectory. Perhaps your influence will restore his faith in luff or give him the necessary distraction he needs to escape his problems. Who knows. He's just hot. Looks deliciously troubled with a story to tell. And you have a plush couch, an ear for listening so he can talk about his problems which will make beautiful material for a piece you're writing. Leave it to you to personify abstract concepts and make them saucy. You are clearly Ms. Wrong. You're too old to wait long. Haven't a clue about his religious or sexual orientation. Especially since he's a fiend for spam and has never sampled soul-healing muqmaad, and you've never made some for anyone. You're billing this victim by the hour, so it's time to start listening and stop imagining a plotline. It is not your place to be the wench of his dreams. Leave that to Captain Save A Ninja - Ms. Becky. You're a pious Xalimo, at least in deed. But you wear what you want, which sort of sends mixed messages. Anyway, you're not into projects. After all, It's easier to corrupt a good man than resuscitate a perplexing Abdi with beard alopecia that currently lacks a cause.

Sorry for airing my thoughts.

Me right now.

 

[sunoctober8]

But they always prefer a white man like me

You like men and your talking about you fear Allah

You truly are pathetic

 

[greznigrezni]

You like men and your talking about you fear Allah

You truly are pathetic

Why are you being racist? They are people just like you.

 

[sunoctober8]

Why are you being racist? They are people just like you.

You truly are lost what does homosexuality have to do with race ?

 

[greznigrezni]

You truly are lost what does homosexuality have to do with race ?

Hey man, you should stop being racist to them. Repent you infidel.

 

[Guled111]

Are you saying I'm a rolling stone always on the move?
You aren't totally wrong. I'm untameable. You cannot have two wilderbeasts so naturally you will become the domesticated one. I trust that you know how to mop, dust, cook, and have great ilmo handling skills. Since you are a resourceful Cagdheer gentleman you can cover ground quickly and get your chores done much faster than other less capable geeljires with slower feet.

Who will pay the bills then? You know I love being outside than indoors.
"Omg" don't tell me you're trying to turn your laandeer husband to a house husband.
I hate Naag Nools

 

[Bubbles]

He looks blasian, Skip.

how? lol wtf

 

[Bubbles]

I disagree. The most striking eyes are deep-set. I like the features that I have. Not those foreign to my bloodline. To each their own. But I rep team deep-set and upturned.

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u kinda have xabeshi eyes

 

[Bubbles]

Guy looks like a caucasoid and Mongloid hybrid with black Skin tf??

he looks very somali.

 

[Sophisticate]

u kinda have xabeshi eyes

I have Somali eyes, don't be xasiid just because I'm not fond of indo chini. My eyes are set in my face. Habeshis are more likely to have protruding eyes. There is a clear difference. My eyes are almond, upturned and deep set.

 

[Bubbles]

I have Somali eyes, don't be xasiid just because I'm not fond of indo chini. My eyes are set in my face. Habeshis are more likely to have protruding eyes. There is a clear difference. My eyes are almond, upturned and deep set.

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u never responded to my thread?