Reer western xalimos, do you know how to cook?

[Awdalia Rising]

If my guy got big geeljire energy, then im ready to do what he tells me to do. View attachment 92069

I will slap you out of your sleep early mornings and push you out the bed, that’s a gentle hint for you to go and make me my laxoox for breakfast.

How do you like that big Geeljire energy to start the day?

 

[Happy_]

I will slap you out of your sleep early mornings and push you out the bed, that’s a gentle hint for you to go and make me my laxoox for breakfast.

How do you like that big Geeljire energy to start the day?

With a waqooyi accent?

 

[Awdalia Rising]

With a waqooyi accent?
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and I will whisper naaya in your ear in a low and seductive voice I luff you baybee

 

[Happy_]

and I will whisper naaya in your ear in a low and seductive voice I luff you baybee

Naaya is a great choice of word!

 

[Awdalia Rising]

Naaya is a great choice of word!

it’s Shakespearean levels of romance Romeo and Juliet/ Abdi & Xalimo

in fact Shakespeare was actually Somali his name was Shaakirspeare

 

[Happy_]

it’s Shakespearean levels of romance Romeo and Juliet/ Abdi & Xalimo

in fact Shakespeare was actually Somali his name was Shaakirspeare

You already know, only the best know how powerful this word is

 

[416]

With a waqooyi accent?
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[Omnya]

Naaya is a great choice of word!

ya ilahaye yaqaan, are you masochistic walal?

 

[Happy_]

ya ilahaye yaqaan, are masochistic walal?

Something like that, don‘t judge me naaya

 

[Omnya]

Something like that, don‘t judge me naaya

 

[Guardafui]

No one is gona marry you

I know poor me

 

[Shmurda]

I will whip her until she learns to cook, something her failure of a mother never did

 

[Moh]

Females that say no, are moving like someone is going to marry them. Sorry to break the news to you lot, but no one will.

 

[Mahacagalla]

come on man uff you about to activate my side. Reading somali aint that hard, unless... guys qabta kani, waa sheegato.
anyways... yes i mean your wife.

Some are especially if you have a different dialect. Are Djiboutian?

 

[Happy_]

Some are especially if you have a different dialect. Are Djiboutian?

Reading isnt difficult unless you cant speak somali aka sheegato. Ma fahamtay huuno? Means youre not somali amrite? Yes, my family is from djibouti, I speak waqooyi somali.

 

[Nostalgia]

Yes but I want my hubby to also know how to cook, so we can cook together and he can make me some food too.

 

[Xaruun]

Just look at some of the qumayos in this thread. Imagine expecting your husband to cook, clean, provide, be attractive and protect you at the same time. What do you want then, an alpha simp?

 

[416]

Just look at some of the qumayos in this thread. Imagine expecting your husband to cook, clean, provide, be attractive and protect you at the same time. What do you want then, an alpha simp?

A beta pimp

 

[Mahacagalla]

Reading isnt difficult unless you cant speak somali aka sheegato. Ma fahamtay huuno? Means youre not somali amrite? Yes, my family is from djibouti, I speak waqooyi somali.

I can speak well I just can’t read well

 

[NotMyL]

Yes and I love to cook, everyone should learn how to cook it’s a basic necessity.