Pakistani girls are becoming like halimos

[Bahal]

Tell em you converted in prison

 

[Ferrari]

Tell em you converted in prison

and ask them if they mind.

 

[Mohamud]

>girls' vacation

@Bahal

 

[Bahal]

>girls' vacation

@Bahal

 

[Bakeyle]

As soon as i changed my name to abu tyrone this happened

 

[Tramo]

Take my number Abu Tyrone!View attachment 15197

It literally took one minute for Abu Tyrone to get her number! ONE minute. ONE question.

blur out phone numbers nigga, s'wrong with u

 

[Bahal]

As soon as i changed my name to abu tyrone this happened View attachment 15200View attachment 15201

Preferably Somali please, for the memes of course.

Also suggest maybe bluring out faces.

 

[Bakeyle]

Take my number Abu Tyrone!View attachment 15197

It literally took one minute for Abu Tyrone to get her number! ONE minute. ONE question.

I want to blurr her number out but i cant even delete/edit this comment

 

[government]

As soon as i changed my name to abu tyrone this happened View attachment 15200View attachment 15201

Start a thread for this. It's gold wallahi

 

[Bohol]

@Bakeyle Go back with the Ali name. Abu Tyrone is too obvious and will raise suspicions Lol.

 

[oday1kenobi]

As soon as i changed my name to abu tyrone this happened View attachment 15200View attachment 15201

You took my advice!

Lol it took a Jamaican sista to rat u out

But yh on second thought it's bad advice as it's too obvious.

 

[Bakeyle]

You took my advice!

Lol it took a Jamaican sista to rat u out

its because i told her i only like somalian women

 

[OmarLittle]

Tell em you converted in prison

A Black Muslim revert with hood tendencies

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[Dino]

My mom didn't tell my dad to talk to her mom first. Her mom did say okay for the marriage but you don't need permission for dating only marriage. Just keep the dating halal and all is good.

There is no such as thing as dating that is halal. Dating implies two people interaction. A no no islam. Your mother and father are not enforcerers of this deen. In islam during the marriage process it's a process of three where the wali is present.

 

[Dino]

Things add up against you for sure in a failed society. It is one good reason to pray for Somalia's success and recovery. For those of us Somalis who made to the west, we gained economic prosperity and education but lost something valuable along the way.

The key will be to see Somalia succeed and Somalis to respect their Land as part of their heritage. Without a country, problems abound.

You hit the nail on the head bro. Somalis have no land and the land was once upon a time the uniter.

 

[Vanguard]

I understand. Same goes for the whole world, American Accent is beast. You get more respect speaking with American accented English than you would otherwise(ignoring the Orange fool we got now for a president, he took our cred a notch down).

It is only Americans who think British accent is refinement and the product of good education when reality is far from that. Waa la is maan dhaafsan yahay, each group thinking the other is best.

Naaah, Americans are always stereotyped as loud and obnoxious fools. You guys are like the English football hooligans lol.

American English is simplified English in my honest opinion .

 

[dhegdheer]

Thye've always been like this, I have a bunch of pakistani female friends and they're always cussing out their male counterparts lmao can't say I blame em

I know a few yemeni somalis I should link ha. Does she want half and half? quarter and a half? or full (yemeni that is)
I know far too many know that i'm thinking about it kkkkkk

I can't speak for other ethnicities, but in my experience Somali males are more restricted in terms of who they're allowed to marry than Somali females. I know of plenty of mothers who've stopped their sons from marrying a non-somali compared to Somali girls.

You're a filthy liar

 

[waraabe]

I guess you never been to Birmingham. There is barely any Yemenis in Birmingham nevermind Yemeni and Somali mixes this is not Sheffield.
She is referring to the large Somalian community of Birmingham.

There is actually a large Yemeni community in Birmingham @666 can confirm

 

[Prince Abubu]

Thye've always been like this, I have a bunch of pakistani female friends and they're always cussing out their male counterparts lmao can't say I blame em

I know a few yemeni somalis I should link ha. Does she want half and half? quarter and a half? or full (yemeni that is)
I know far too many know that i'm thinking about it kkkkkk



You're a filthy liar

 

[waraabe]

You're a filthy liar

He is right because the male passes down the qabiil so the family is more strict about who they marry