I can't remember her name but it's that short misskeen girl that said I cant do tall guys so max her hubby can't be is 5 foot 9.Who is number 3....
Could it be @RICH
Let’s play guess who this could be
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Could it be @RICH
How you gonna do @anonymous34 like that?Guess this one....
I'm 5 ft 10, slim thick with a nice round booty. My body resembles a 90's coke bottle, I have little to no body fat on my waist, all my fat seems to go my buttocks. Other xalimos on this forum are jealous of me, they even branded me a "me too" girl, they're just mad because I'm wifey material and they're washed up. I just turned 18, so I'm legal now. I'm Hawiye, specifically mursade, and I will only marry a mursade, shouldn't be too difficult to find a man since there's only 18 of us in London and 200 of us in Somalia. I have a high sex drive, so I need a mursade man to please me 19 times a day, otherwise I will divorce him and go for @Sheikh or maybe @nine or I'll just settle with @Bohol. Did I forget to mention that I'm 5 ft 10, with a big ass and 7% body fat year round.
If the above is true then I guess I am Murusade.
Actually I lied, she said she is going to marry a 70 year elder in another thread
♡ Black love! African Americans are the most beautiful race, even more beautiful than Somalis. There are so many coons on this site who refuse to accept their superiority. They are our black brothers. When your brother is more beautiful than you, you should be happy for him. Somalis are black and I support Black Lives Matter.
Somali men are deadbeats so I understand why Xalimos are marrying out. Whenever something goes wrong in a Somali household, it's the Farax's fault.
I am totally Somali but I'm not Darood, Hawiye, Dir, Isaaq, Digil, Mirifle, etc. Instead, I am from a mythical langaab clan that no one has ever heard of (I actually thought it up last week). We used to be Darood but one day we woke up and decided that we weren't anymore.
Who am I?
Somali men are deadbeats so I understand why Xalimos are marrying out. Whenever something goes wrong in a Somali household, it's the Farax's fault.
I am totally Somali but I'm not Darood, Hawiye, Dir, Isaaq, Digil, Mirifle, etc. Instead, I am from a mythical langaab clan that no one has ever heard of (I actually thought it up last week). We used to be Darood but one day we woke up and decided that we weren't anymore.
Who am I?
I suppose silly caricatures is all you got when no argument is to be had. I'm never that alarmist or emotional.
I added a bit of humor, perhaps you didn't find it funny. To be fair, I said you're more straightforward and serious when discussing this topic. So....
Which Hadith is it. Put the source. Dont make fun of our deen. Have some respect.
Guess this one....
I'm 5 ft 10, slim thick with a nice round booty. My body resembles a 90's coke bottle, I have little to no body fat on my waist, all my fat seems to go my buttocks. Other xalimos on this forum are jealous of me, they even branded me a "me too" girl, they're just mad because I'm wifey material and they're washed up. I just turned 18, so I'm legal now. I'm Hawiye, specifically mursade, and I will only marry a mursade, shouldn't be too difficult to find a man since there's only 18 of us in London and 200 of us in Somalia. I have a high sex drive, so I need a mursade man to please me 19 times a day, otherwise I will divorce him and go for @Sheikh or maybe @nine or I'll just settle with @Bohol. Did I forget to mention that I'm 5 ft 10, with a big ass and 7% body fat year round.
Get a life nigga there was no lie in what I said go do niiko on your husband you fat ass creature . You keep taking about just body you probably have a curvier body than me mr fat ass
♡ Black love! African Americans are the most beautiful race, even more beautiful than Somalis. There are so many coons on this site who refuse to accept their superiority. They are our black brothers. When your brother is more beautiful than you, you should be happy for him. Somalis are black and I support Black Lives Matter.
Somali men are deadbeats so I understand why Xalimos are marrying out. Whenever something goes wrong in a Somali household, it's the Farax's fault.
I am totally Somali but I'm not Darood, Hawiye, Dir, Isaaq, Digil, Mirifle, etc. Instead, I am from a mythical langaab clan that no one has ever heard of (I actually thought it up last week). We used to be Darood but one day we woke up and decided that we weren't anymore.
Who am I?
@Disappointed
@Disappointed♡ Black love! African Americans are the most beautiful race, even more beautiful than Somalis. There are so many coons on this site who refuse to accept their superiority. They are our black brothers. When your brother is more beautiful than you, you should be happy for him. Somalis are black and I support Black Lives Matter.
Somali men are deadbeats so I understand why Xalimos are marrying out. Whenever something goes wrong in a Somali household, it's the Farax's fault.
I am totally Somali but I'm not Darood, Hawiye, Dir, Isaaq, Digil, Mirifle, etc. Instead, I am from a mythical langaab clan that no one has ever heard of (I actually thought it up last week). We used to be Darood but one day we woke up and decided that we weren't anymore.
Who am I?
Shit. Beat me to it @Cumar
How you gonna do @anonymous34 like that?
If the above is true then I guess I am Murusade.
Actually I lied, she said she is going to marry a 70 year elder in another thread
I was joking and @Wei is bitter he admitted to being fat and having a fat ass
@Inquisitive_ likes slim woman not fat women tf you on
I never speak like that.
As a regular poster you should know that it’s about @zeinap83. Not everyone likes midgets. My farax needs to be tall af.
True you don’t but I was basing it on the anti-xalimo nature.
That sounds like a very intelligent person. I'm not langaab btw. I'm a Hashemite.
When the Mahdi comes my clan will be in charge of Somalia.
When the Mahdi comes my clan will be in charge of Somalia. ♡ Black love! African Americans are the most beautiful race, even more beautiful than Somalis. There are so many coons on this site who refuse to accept their superiority. They are our black brothers. When your brother is more beautiful than you, you should be happy for him. Somalis are black and I support Black Lives Matter.
Somali men are deadbeats so I understand why Xalimos are marrying out. Whenever something goes wrong in a Somali household, it's the Farax's fault.
I am totally Somali but I'm not Darood, Hawiye, Dir, Isaaq, Digil, Mirifle, etc. Instead, I am from a mythical langaab clan that no one has ever heard of (I actually thought it up last week). We used to be Darood but one day we woke up and decided that we weren't anymore.
Who am I?
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Wow this place is getting heated
Some people need to invest in a sense of humour
I can’t believe no one has done an impersonation of @AussieHustler yet.
Some people need to invest in a sense of humour
I can’t believe no one has done an impersonation of @AussieHustler yet.
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