Let’s play guess who this could be

[Muji]

Hey guys does anyone know how we can fix somalia? It says in the Hadith that the end of times will be soon and that the y axis and the x axis will converge. I’m planning to go to somalia and find gold because I recently had a dream that there will be a black source in the land where camels sleep. In the Hadith black gold is cited so I believe there will be treasure in kismayo.

10 points for whoever guesses this correctly.

 

[Emily]

Yaquub

 

[AussieHustler]

Knowles

I’m confused, we aren’t all smart like you. Is it a person, place or Hadith!

 

[AussieHustler]

If it’s a person, it’s non other than Adan.

 

[Muji]

Knowles

I’m confused, we aren’t all smart like you. Is it a person, place or Hadith!

@Emily got it right

@Emily it’s your turn

 

[Emily]

@Emily got it right

@Emily it’s your turn

If your wife can’t reach orgasm then pray to Allah to grow your dick

 

[Muji]

If your wife can’t reach orgasm then pray to Allah to grow your dick

I’m starting to think he had a micro why else would he hold on to false hope like this

 

[Emily]

I’m starting to think he had a micro why else would he hold on to false hope like this

I think he has the condition, judging by his securities lol

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

I am tall buff ting light skinned all the girls go crazy they are all in my dm cause i am buff ting but i dont give them the time of day cause i am too good looking akhaas

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Somalis are the lowest of the low sometimes i wish i was not somali its embarrassing i look in the mirror and imagine how i would look if i was a white man with blonde hair and blue eyes

 

[esmailxxx]

You people are too funny

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Today i baked a cake and i liked it

wore my favorite appron after i cooked then i cleaned men should cook and clean more often for their women i mean when a man comes back home after doing 12 hours shift at work his first priority must be to get in the kitchen cook and clean for his wife thats why somali men are deadbeat fathers cause they dont cook nor clean for their wives.

I do anything to please my wife even when my wife is in agony and has her mensural cycle i also wear a pad a baahti and bra and lay next to her cause i want to show her that she is not alone.

 

[Silky]

"Gaal Gaal Gaal, isaaq waa gaalo"

I made it too easy tbh

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

"Gaal Gaal Gaal, isaaq waa gaalo"

I made it too easy tbh

@Cognitivedissonance

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

@Knowles if you guess who those three individuals are wallahi you are a G

 

[Silky]

@Cognitivedissonance

Well done Mudane, I hope it wasn't too tough

 

[Cumar]

Today i baked a cake and i liked it

wore my favorite appron after i cooked then i cleaned men should cook and clean more often for their women i mean when a man comes back home after doing 12 hours shift at work his first priority must be to get in the kitchen cook and clean for his wife thats why somali men are deadbeat fathers cause they dont cook nor clean for their wives.

I do anything to please my wife even when my wife is in agony and has her mensural cycle i also wear a pad a baahti and bra and lay next to her cause i want to show her that she is not alone.

@Mercury

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Well done Mudane, I hope it wasn't too tough

I speak the truth to power

 

[Cumar]

I am tall buff ting light skinned all the girls go crazy they are all in my dm cause i am buff ting but i dont give them the time of day cause i am too good looking akhaas

@Factz

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Cumar is a legend