Imagine you get married only to find out that..

[Farax-ilig-fargeto]

Surah Nur aya number 3 . It's a two street keep it in ur pants lads

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

Sorry to disappoint, Howl but my hair is black/dark brown.

I'm so content with unrequited love. Less work.

Pretty words, peppered on petty piece of paper
Attempting to waiver a jaded heart
With this handsome geeljire she wants no part
Infatuated with infatuation
Disillusioned with Cupid's illusions
Her pretty brown eyes and thick lips
Makes weak hearts skip




Boom effortless

 

[Sophisticate]

Pretty words, peppered on petty piece of paper
Attempting to waiver a jaded heart
With this handsome geeljire she wants no part
Infatuated with infatuation
Disillusioned with Cupid's illusions
Her pretty brown eyes and thick lips
Makes weak hearts skip




Boom effortless

Her contentment comes from within
She is not subject to a man’s whim
Often critical of premature devotion
And jaded hearts that were stolen
Their hurts will never become her own
A Midas heart is as stealthy as a drone
Mademoiselle is always spoken for
Since Mr. self-love always wins the war

 

[Radical]

Beimg quick witted is a good skill to have

Sophie is just a female version of me, I hope she shares a fondness for a particular dish as well.

 

[Sophisticate]

Sophie is just a female version of me, I hope she shares a fondness for a particular dish as well.

What dish?

 

[Radical]

What dish?

I'm heartbroken... Get away from me!

 

[Aurelian]

your wife isn't a virgin.

She hasn't been married before, no one knew she wasn't a virgin, and then right at the first night before you start, she tells you.

What would you do? Suck it up and accept her for who she is? Or maybe call her dad and demand a refund?

Divorce her on the spot, demand your mehir
plus blackmail her dad to give more.
I wont let that go without revenge

 

[Helios]

Sophie is just a female version of me, I hope she shares a fondness for a particular dish as well.

What dish?

Ugali?

 

[Radical]

Ugali?
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Unfortunately not what I had in mind, tastes good though

 

[Helios]

Unfortunately not what I had in mind, tastes good though

I agree honestly. I eat it on rare occasions but it's solid with some sugo

 

[Sophisticate]

I'm heartbroken... Get away from me!

I cannot be a mind reader and human antidepressant all at the same damn time.

 

[Nomoregames2019]

Thats why you should do extensive CRB checks on the female and her family before you marry her g

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

Her contentment comes from within
She is not subject to a man’s whim
Often critical of premature devotion
And jaded hearts that were stolen
Their hurts will never become her own
A Midas heart is as stealthy as a drone
Mademoiselle is always spoken for
Since Mr. self-love always wins the war

I got dis still


Don't want someone who conforms to my whims
Just gentle soul with a dash of divine feminine
Who blesses we with a set of cherubim twins
Children who will be future leaders of their kin

 

[Sophisticate]

I got dis still


Don't want someone who conforms to my whims
Just gentle soul with a dash of divine feminine
Who blesses we with a set of cherubim twins
Children who will be future leaders of their kin

Her neonatous eyes are but a disguise
Meant to rock a world on the first try
Succumb to this demonic showstopper
That toes the line of angelically proper
Sensually saintly like a paradox
Pure with passions under padlock
She is not easily sold by grandeur
No one has full access to her mind's pastures
So put in seven years of tireless dedication
And prove commitment to her nation

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

Her neonatous eyes are but a disguise
Meant to rock a world on the first try
Succumb to this demonic showstopper
That toes the line of angelically proper
Sensually saintly like a paradox
Pure with passions under padlock
She is not easily sold by grandeur
No one has full access her mind's pastures
So put in seven years of tireless dedication
And prove commitment to her nation

Seven years of dedication?!
To HER nation?
Pardon me
But I can't entertain such self-absorbed impertinence.
True, am a man of passion
But grovelling at woman's feet,
That is beneath me
Don't follow me, don't try to mother me
Walk with me through God's green earth
But cool yourself first

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

Not gonna lie you got bars!!
Tell the truth, you not coming up with them on the spot, it's recycled work isn't it.

 

[niman]

Hmm.
Doesn't matter really. Plus what is the point of paying Mehr nowadays? It just doesn't make sense. If she is a good person, keep her. Virginity is outdated man.

 

[Sophisticate]

Not gonna lie you got bars!!
Tell the truth, you not coming up with them on the spot, it's recycled work isn't it.

It was actually original and on the spot. I never recycle. My productions are totally organic. But your lot deserves a copy paste.

In truth, I can't be bothered to dig up what I've written. And each one of you is like a snowflake - delicately melting on contact but unique.

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

It was actually original and on the spot. I never recycle. My productions are totally organic. But your lot likely deserves a copy paste.

What do you mean deserve copy paste? It's that good eh

Or you dissing mans and saying I copy/pasted it



Seriously though, you're good!! I used to do spoken word in the past and stopped, haven't really written anything in 4-5 years, trying to get back into it with this quarantine thing going on

 

[Sophisticate]

What do you mean deserve copy paste? It's that good eh

Or you dissing mans and saying I copy/pasted it



Seriously though, you're good!! I used to do spoken word in the past and stopped, haven't really written anything in 4-5 years, trying to get back into it with this quarantine thing going on

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