Funny story about this one Xaliimo

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  1. ilamos

    ilamos

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    How do you figure? A hoe is someone who is with multiple people (in any capacity) at the same time.

    Where am I guilty of this?
     
  2. Somali Legend

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    Any unmarried person who's fucking or fucked someone is a hoe.

    She's a hoe and your a man-hoe for having pre-marital sex. It doesn't matter how much people you or her slept with. Once you lose the sacredness of virginity, your automatically a hoe based on the criteria of our deen iyo dhaqan.

    Tell me, would you marry a girl who slept with a previous man?
     
  3. Ferrari

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    They don't need our help doing that with adoons calling them cheap and cleans and ajnabi mosques telling them to stop requesting white husbamds5, but yeah blame us. If you are concerned about your reputation, stop dropping ass for just about anything that moves.
     
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  4. Ferrari

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    So I take it you screw ajnabis? :sass1:

    But you want to marry an unsuspecting faarax later? Nah:nahgirl:
    Sluts should be shamed, sorry that's just how it is.:manny:
     
  5. XawoTako

    XawoTako

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    These guys and their fake stories.smh it seems like someone rejected you and you are making up a sheeko been been
     
  6. XawoTako

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    The answer is simple. The gurl rejected him.so he is making up a fake story abouts her. Somali guys should learn how to accept rejection and move on!
     
  7. hindhisle

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    Laaaa hawlaa:jcoleno:
     
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  8. ilamos

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    [​IMG]

    100% true story for mature adults
     
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  9. ilamos

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    He said early 2000 hoopty :mjlol::tocry::ohlord:
     
  10. Mercury

    Mercury Staff Member Moderator

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    Prove it Show the texts
     
  11. Yannie

    Yannie The trouble is, you think you have time

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    This is not funny whatsoever. I did not see the point in telling the dude. The truth is that it seems like you got in your feeling and you wanted to destroy this girl reputation. Everyone makes mistakes and deserve happiness. This some real petty ish. :gucciwhat: Nothing like a small baby boned Somali male scorned. Girls watch out.:chrisfreshhah:
     
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  12. GlitzyCue_

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    That's why you don't mess with them in the first place

    Shes stupid
     
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  13. Angela Davis

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    I'm a SJW ...aren't we known to be ugly. Leave me alone. You've been lied to.

     
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  14. Hawkish

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    So he should have allowed the miskeen guy to stay with a cheater for life? :mindblown:
     
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  15. ilamos

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    Jheez louise another misguided chicken head :meleshame:

    Ok how should I begin...

    1) If I wanted to ruin the girls rep I would have screamed it from the rooftop which I havent and will not (like who gives a fuck)
    2) Sure everyone makes mistakes and deserves happiness but everyone backstabs two people at the same time? And the unsuspecting party doesnt deserve to know?

    Unless you have clear concise and irrefutable answers to the above you should save the time in replying.

    Oh and spare me the armchair psychology and ad hominem attacks which are as baseless as they are idiotic.

    :ufdup::camby:
     
  16. ilamos

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    If you mean them as in 'at the same time' then you have a point.

    He is a stand up guy and so am I. She would not have had any problems if her eyes werent bigger than her stomach.
     
  17. Angela Davis

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    loool SMH. It's 2017 buddy...stop your silly questions. Men need to stop policing women's vaginas.
     
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  18. Mercury

    Mercury Staff Member Moderator

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    This whole thread might aswell be fake unless you post some texts
     
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  19. ilamos

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    I got you chill
     
  20. ilamos

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    @Mercury

    Fo yo bitch ass

    Exhibit A-

    His chat log and my hotel booking confirmation.

    Those look awfully close in dates :yacadiim:

    *Bonus* the clincher for him was when I showed her details on the payment receipt :kanyehmm:


    His Chat Log 14-01-17.PNG Hotel Booking 14-01-17.jpg

    His Chat Log 14-01-17.PNG
     
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