100% true story for mature adults
First off let me begin by saying this is not a Xaliimo bashing thread. Somali women overwhemingly are our Queens, princesses and our better halves but let me tell you about some funny shit that just went down.
Rewind the clocks about a year ago, I set eyes on a young gazelle ripe for harvesting
I go over to do my thing. Beautiful, educated (dopey as hell tho), consistent light skin - the holy trifecta Jackpot 
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Facebook leads to SC leads to Phone # all in the space of no more than a month. Had the nudes and the I love yous serenaded on ya boi not long after that.
Cuffin season hits with sub zero temperatures day in day out aka mating season. In the words of Lord Keith and Lord Kevin Hodge I bust me all kinds of nuts in the back of that car
In and amongst all that body heat the stone cold killa was starting to soften up til ultimately I caved in to utter those three dreaded words 
. I then get the link up from a friend in a senior position at a luxury world renowned hotel who was more than willing to hook a bratha up. Turn of the year and it starts with a bang in and out of hotels at 70% discount playing ps4, blowing that balloon shit Xaliimos love doing nowadays and ultimately fucking in luxury sheets. All was well til we took our sabbatical during the holy month of Ramadhan til we went right back to it 3 days before eid (dont judge me)
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July comes around and the guilt hits her followed by the seconds thoughts and doubts of continuing to bump uglies together. Guess the honeymoon stage was over for her so she had to go
. Casual sex here and there ensued to retain my love and attention in the Autumn period with minimal communcation.
But then about last month I go to catch a movie with a another prospect in the oven when I spot this chick with a childhood rival I never much cared for growing up luckily tho they dont see me
.
The plotting begins
.
My calls to hang out get rebuffed several times til she caves in and we hang out a few more times - while she is in the comfort of my arms sleeping I email myself her chat log with my rival
to only to find out the trifling been talking to me and my enemy for the same damn time - well actually I got to the scene 3 months after he did so I have to thank him for laying down the ground work 
Earlier tonight sitting on this army of evidence of deciet, lies and betrayal it became incumbent on me for the sake of somalinimo to not allow this man to settle down with a hoejabi so I lay it all out for the nigga to see - dude said he was yet to taste the sweet malab
like wtf u been doing for over a year 
cos dude was thinking of proposing
. We hashed out our differences ultimately after all these years 
and spent an hour on the phone discussing trifling, two timing no good hoes. Thing is though she is none the wiser so I guess Ima keep coming back fo so mo 
Bros before these hoes
First off let me begin by saying this is not a Xaliimo bashing thread. Somali women overwhemingly are our Queens, princesses and our better halves but let me tell you about some funny shit that just went down.
Rewind the clocks about a year ago, I set eyes on a young gazelle ripe for harvesting
I go over to do my thing. Beautiful, educated (dopey as hell tho), consistent light skin - the holy trifecta Jackpot .Facebook leads to SC leads to Phone # all in the space of no more than a month. Had the nudes and the I love yous serenaded on ya boi not long after that.
Cuffin season hits with sub zero temperatures day in day out aka mating season. In the words of Lord Keith and Lord Kevin Hodge I bust me all kinds of nuts in the back of that car
In and amongst all that body heat the stone cold killa was starting to soften up til ultimately I caved in to utter those three dreaded words . I then get the link up from a friend in a senior position at a luxury world renowned hotel who was more than willing to hook a bratha up. Turn of the year and it starts with a bang in and out of hotels at 70% discount playing ps4, blowing that balloon shit Xaliimos love doing nowadays and ultimately fucking in luxury sheets. All was well til we took our sabbatical during the holy month of Ramadhan til we went right back to it 3 days before eid (dont judge me).July comes around and the guilt hits her followed by the seconds thoughts and doubts of continuing to bump uglies together. Guess the honeymoon stage was over for her so she had to go
. Casual sex here and there ensued to retain my love and attention in the Autumn period with minimal communcation.But then about last month I go to catch a movie with a another prospect in the oven when I spot this chick with a childhood rival I never much cared for growing up luckily tho they dont see me
.The plotting begins
.My calls to hang out get rebuffed several times til she caves in and we hang out a few more times - while she is in the comfort of my arms sleeping I email myself her chat log with my rival
to only to find out the trifling been talking to me and my enemy for the same damn time - well actually I got to the scene 3 months after he did so I have to thank him for laying down the ground work Earlier tonight sitting on this army of evidence of deciet, lies and betrayal it became incumbent on me for the sake of somalinimo to not allow this man to settle down with a hoejabi so I lay it all out for the nigga to see - dude said he was yet to taste the sweet malab
like wtf u been doing for over a year cos dude was thinking of proposing. We hashed out our differences ultimately after all these years and spent an hour on the phone discussing trifling, two timing no good hoes. Thing is though she is none the wiser so I guess Ima keep coming back fo so mo Bros before these hoes
besides its the principle.
