Friendzoned somali guy wants to fight me!

[Subeer]

Op only correct way to handle this is to stomp him out and then drop a sex tape. Anything less, and you're a complete tbh

A sex tape, my nigga that didnt even
Cross my mind

Call me the somali Ray J, and if she is freaky enough i might piss on her like R kelly would

 

[Sheikh]

Macaanto honey sweety pie our wedding was very nice you are fortunate to have me as your husband go get some xabbad soodo for your body massage abaayo

@AussieHustler @Factz @Subeer @YourBroMoe @Sheikh @Steamdevolopment Guys, its official

Fam congrats.

 

[AarHawd_7]

My dear reer sheekh isxaaq cousin @Subeer if you f*ck this nigga up she will literally drooling all over you and will do anything for you. f*ck him up real good and teach him we aint no niggas used by litlle dhoociloo

 

[YourBroMoe]

There is obviously such a thing as a friend zone. I'd drop kick the girl for knowing fully well that she isn't interested in the guy yet still continues to leech via food, cinema

The man will stay a simp until someone tells him otherwise

There ain't no friendzone dumbass. She ain't his friend. He's not her friend. She likes him cause he's useful. He likes her cause she's hot. Ain't no friendship in this .

 

[Gooney112]

Cause he's doing things for a woman with the expectation that this will mean she'll acknowledge him. He's not her man. They are not in a relationship. So why is he pulling relationship moves for a woman who doesn't even see him like that?

This is a mistake many guys do...girl rejects them. They stay around her and be all nice. Most girls will take advantage and poor guy think he is making progress. He is a simp

 

[YourBroMoe]

This is a mistake many guys do...girl rejects them. They stay around her and be all nice. Most girls will take advantage and poor guy think he is making progress. He is a simp

Exactly. The girl ain't in the wrong here. She's not forcing him to stick around. The man should of left the moment she said no. People are allowed to like who they want. She's not wrong for not liking him. He's wrong for sticking around.

 

[Subeer]

Why is it when women get rejected they move on, and avoid the guy.
But guys will go mr nice guy to the max

 

[VixR]

I agree. Just leave. It ain't that hard.

Like you know wtf they’re doing. Dude got added on sc and acts like that means something, meanwhile the other guy’s hanging out with her tangibly.

Cause he's doing things for a woman with the expectation that this will mean she'll acknowledge him. He's not her man. They are not in a relationship. So why is he pulling relationship moves for a woman who doesn't even see him like that?

How do you know she doesn’t, and even if she doesn’t, it’s not always automatic. You guys are unrealistic

That being said, if she’s not into them all she has to do is say it, sometimes guys just need to be told to their face before they get it. And sometimes they’re ok with being friends bc they value your company. It just gets weird for the girl bc you’ll feel his tension

 

[YourBroMoe]

Why is it when women get rejected they move on, and avoid the guy.
But guys will go mr nice guy to the max

On me man. I've been rejected. It happens. You just move on and accept the results. There's no good or bad about it. It's just life.

 

[Snake]

She ain't his friend.

Yeah nigga I bet she's saying that when he takes her out to that $100 meal next

 

[YourBroMoe]

Like you know wtf they’re doing. Dude got added on sc and acts like that means something, meanwhile the other guy’s hanging out with her tangibly.

How do you know she doesn’t, and even if she doesn’t, it’s not always automatic. You guys are unrealistic

That being said, if she’s not into them all she has to do is say it, sometimes guys just need to be told to their face before they get it. And sometimes they’re ok with being friends bc they value your company. It just gets weird for the girl bc you’ll feel his tension

Then why was the guy mad when she gave him her sc? Riddle me that?

 

[YourBroMoe]

Yeah nigga I bet she's saying that when he takes her out to that $100 meal next

He's not being brainwashed. He can just refuse to do shit for her. I don't take my niggas out for $100 meals, and yet he's taking her out to $100 meals when they ain't a couple. How the f*ck does that makes sense?

 

[Snake]

He's not being brainwashed. He can just refuse to do shit for her. I don't take my niggas out for $100 meals, and yet he's taking her out to $100 meals when they ain't a couple. How the f*ck does that makes sense?

Did you not read the part where he legit carries her purse?

The guy thinks being a "gentleman" will get him laid. Take the lady out for a nice dinner, hold her stuff, buy her shit and she'll fall in love. Sad a SOMALI GUY has this mindset

 

[Gooney112]

I dont have snapchat....is this something kids give each other? I only know people give numbers to each other

 

[YourBroMoe]

Did you not read the part where he legit carries her purse?

The guy thinks being a "gentleman" will get him laid. Take the lady out for a nice dinner, hold her stuff, buy her shit and she'll fall in love. Sad a SOMALI GUY has this mindset

That shit would get him laid if he's in a relationship to begin with. You don't gotta be a dick to get women. And the women who like them ain't the type you'll like homie, trust me. You just gotta have a backbone, and do things for yourself. That's it.

 

[YourBroMoe]

I dont have snapchat....is this something kids give each other? I only know people give numbers to each other

I give my number, sc, and insta. I keep up with the times nigga

 

[VixR]

Then why was the guy mad when she gave him her sc? Riddle me that?

If they were a thing, he’d be mad at her too. They’re not.

Relationships aren’t typically automatic. There’s buildup. Meals that are not even dates, niceties before you’re official. You guys act like there’s a bright red line. At least in my experience, there usually isn’t

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

Niggaz wanna kill each other over some ashy Xalimoid

 

[nine]

Did you not read the part where he legit carries her purse?

The guy thinks being a "gentleman" will get him laid. Take the lady out for a nice dinner, hold her stuff, buy her shit and she'll fall in love. Sad a SOMALI GUY has this mindset

@Subeer This is some weird shit worse than I though I'm starting to feel sorry for this nigga like wtf what he needs is the girl to blatantly tell him like it is her cussing him out and saying nigga you ain't shit could put him outta this trance

 

[VixR]

It’s clear a lot of you guys are inexperienced in dating