Dirty Talk In Somali

[Steamdevolopment]

Leave @EternalLightX alone guys. She's entitled to her views kkkkk

Sex sounds good in theory but the thought of dealing with the opposite sex disgusts me

Why didn't allah make me a lesbian

Because the taste of rotten fish is not your diet :siilaanyosmile:

 

[VixR]

Because the taste of rotten fish is not your diet :siilaanyosmile:

Shouldn't smell or taste bad. And if u don't eat

 

[Mudug-Madman]

Leave @EternalLightX alone guys. She's entitled to her views kkkkk

Sex sounds good in theory but the thought of dealing with the opposite sex disgusts me

Why didn't allah make me a lesbian

Cut out the innocent act. I know you're a naughty girl.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Shouldn't smell or taste bad. And if u don't eat

Infections get there but I'll eat it anyways like I got diabetes and there is insulin it

 

[Jeesto]

Somali dirty talking is just amusing wallahi,
"Guska jaq naaya"
"Qalbi, hoos igu dag oo iga cun"
"Intaan ku qabto ayaan badhida kaa dhirbaaxi ilaa ay sida xinjir kuu adkaato"

 

[Lucifer]

I bet she's a radical vegan as well.

Waar I'm a radical vegan my self diirta baan ruuga habeeyn yow maliin you got a problem with vegans

a raw diet of fresh leaves every day yes sir

 

[Arbe QalanjLa'aan]

I can say that in English but walahi I'd burst out laughing if I said that in af Somali. It'd be a boner killer.

Worst case scenario is she calls you aboowe and sexytime is over, or at least disrupted while I rip her baati as punishment

 

[VixR]

Infections get there but I'll eat it anyways like I got diabetes and their is insulin it

Idk what you've been around, but please don't in that case. For your own sake.

 

[Lucifer]

Because the taste of rotten fish is not your diet :siilaanyosmile:

Ain't nothing wrong with muff diving join the muff diving Olympics sxb I been handed a silver medal looking to go for Gold next time

Anyway enough of this now lol

 

[dhegdheer]

Because the taste of rotten fish is not your diet :siilaanyosmile:

Plz I won't have to deal with smegma

Cut out the innocent act. I know you're a naughty girl.

I'm still innocent... For now

Not you also !

Sry braddar, pickings are slim out here kkkk

 

[VixR]

I'm still innocent... For now

Ppl must think I'm all kinds on here come to think of it. @Kanye asked me if I didn't consider lesbian sex to be sex when I was trying to reason with Eternal
Wallahi I almost died at that point. I think ppl on here thought I was lez, and I didn't care enough to deter them so it stuck.

 

[Bielsa]

Waar I'm a radical vegan my self diirta baan ruuga habeeyn yow maliin you got a problem with vegans

a raw diet of fresh leaves every day yes sir View attachment 11584

I didn't you were a vegan. You come across as the type who finish half the saxan in a baris isku karis iyo hilib sab.

 

[Lucifer]

I didn't you were a vegan. You come across as the type who finish half the saxan in a baris isku karis iyo hilib sab.

I was messing about lol I'm not a vegan.

 

[Dangopopcorn]

"abaayo ma ku jiraa"

"ku bood bood bahalka"

"waan soo socdaaaaa"

I would've died from laughter if I got told to bood bood on anything

You guys got all wrong. Dirty talk is explicit in English but in Af-Somali it's implicit and subtle. And that makes all the difference.

If you don't know, well, you don't know!!

This might be true, I've heard waan ku raaxeyna before and I didn't understand until several days after

xalimo gets hot and bothered and says aboowe gadaal gadaal igaa maar sidaa babuurka taxika

and you proceed to ceey style her, followed up by cow girl/ gabaarta looda her screaming Alaaa macaanah ha joojiniin and you go like Hayee abayoo waac deeh waac deeh abaay abaay! xamar cad cad voice

"gadaal igaa maar sidaa babuurka taxika"

I refuse to believe anyone says that in any kind of language

"Alaaa macaanah ha joojiniin "
"Hayee abayoo waac deeh waac deeh abaay abaay!"

Disgustiiiing

Somali dirty talking is just amusing wallahi,
"Guska jaq naaya"
"Qalbi, hoos igu dag oo iga cun"
"Intaan ku qabto ayaan badhida kaa dhirbaaxi ilaa ay sida xinjir kuu adkaato"

Disgusting

 

[Lucifer]

I would've died from laughter if I got told to bood bood on anything



This might be true, I've heard waan ku raaxeyna before and I didn't understand until several days after



"gadaal igaa maar sidaa babuurka taxika"

I refuse to believe anyone says that in any kind of language

"Alaaa macaanah ha joojiniin "
"Hayee abayoo waac deeh waac deeh abaay abaay!"

Disgustiiiing



Disgusting

You have no idea

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Plz I won't have to deal with smegma


I'm still innocent... For now



Sry braddar, pickings are slim out here kkkk

You have no idea

Why carry a sword that can't get bloody? :siilaanyosmile:

 

[VixR]

Some of the stuff I've been texting my sister for clarification

I propose everyone take a solemn oath not to utter Somali during coitus wabillahi towfiq. Let's chalk it up to the sanctity of the Somali language or whatever.

 

[Inactive]

Afkaaga fuur
Liiq

 

[Bielsa]

Afkaaga fuur
Liiq

This nigga lol.

Remember when you made a thread on somnet titled "I just made a duus in an elevator".

Your Somali is appalling

 

[Inactive]

I made a duuso.

I fixed the error now.