Dirty Talk In Somali

[Kanye]

My girl can call me aabo in the right circumstances, talking about it outside the right time and place makes it sound wierd. I'd also like to call her nayaa and maybe rip some of her less well liked baatis in foreplay, "nayaa gabar fiican ma tihidid oo futadaada weyn aan kuu darbaaxo, kaale naayaa"

If she calls me daddy it will go from 0 to 100 real quick If she comes with that abo shit saqajaanta can walk right out the front door. I'd tell her akhis, abaha cun qumayo coming here with that bookey shit.

 

[waraabe]

I made a duuso.

I fixed the error now.

Dhuuso not duuso

 

[Bohol]

Typical Somali dirty talk is like this kkkk. I like the domination role and making the b!tches
big up my clan.

 

[Inactive]

Typical Somali dirty talk is like this kkkk.

Somali girls are so horny. Even white people don't say this online. They'll only say it to your face during sex.

Somali girls are more horny than white girls.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Talking dirty in Somali would be weird as f*ck


Rather to stick what I know and let my tongue do all the talking

 

[Kanye]

Typical Somali dirty talk is like this kkkk.

'kama kacayo'

 

[Inactive]

How do you say "finish in my mouth" in Somali?

 

[Bohol]

Somali girls are so horny. Even white people don't say this online. They'll only say it to your face during sex.

Somali girls are more horny than white girls.

True. Even the hijabis are sometimes undercover freaks, the element of surprise.

 

[Kanye]

Ppl must think I'm all kinds on here come to think of it. @Kanye asked me if I didn't consider lesbian sex to be sex when I was trying to reason with Eternal
Wallahi I almost died at that point. I think ppl on here thought I was lez, and I didn't care enough to deter them so it stuck.

Wait, you're not a lesbian? I like you more as a lesbian, it fits your online persona. You're a lesbian now.

 

[Inactive]

True. Even the hijabis are sometimes undercover freaks, the element of surprise.

Do you prefer FGM Somali woman or non FGM Somali woman?

 

[Bohol]

@AbdiJohnson I prefer Sunni or non FGM. Even some fircoonis are very horney types.

 

[Gambar]

Typical Somali dirty talk is like this kkkk. I like the domination role and making the b!tches
big up my clan.

:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[VixR]

Wait, you're not a lesbian? I like you more as a lesbian, it fits your online persona. You're a lesbian now.

How? What's my persona?

@Mudug-Madman Also said I'm weird Not sure what he meant by that, not that I'm opposed to it.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

How? What's my online persona?

@Mudug-Madman Also said I'm weird Not sure what he meant by that, not that I'm opposed to it.

Nothing wrong with being weird that means you stand out more. Also where this talk of that you are lesbian come from?!

 

[Dangopopcorn]

Typical Somali dirty talk is like this kkkk. I like the domination role and making the b!tches
big up my clan.

Kaaley ii fuul
Hooogaaay
subxanaka ya cadhiim
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

 

[Bohol]

@Dangopopcorn It means she wants to be mounted for two hours.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

@Dangopopcorn It means she wants to be mounted for two hours.

Damn the amount of stamina for that

 

[VixR]

Nothing wrong with being weird that means you stand out more. Also where this talk of that you are lesbian come from?!

Its been an ongoing thing. If I'm not mistaken, it may have come from my consistently liking posts of women that ppl would post in different beauty threads; Ethiopian, Arab, White, Somali whatever. It's kinda funny now that I think of it, cuz it was literally like a slew of guys would like something, and then there was me, literally the only girl. Sue me, I like aesthetics and beauty, and its no different from instagram for me. But then someone made a hit thread about how there was a raging lesbian in our midst I was explicitly nominated as the forum lesbian. There I jokingly commented my preference for redheads when the carpets match the drapes.

I thought hard on why this was happening and put two and two together and so forth. I trolled and played around with it, but when I explained I was fucking around it was two late and no one believed me, and its been following me ever since. I was called a muffdiver, the first time I heard that word in my life. It comes up at the most random times. And it kills me every time

 

[Bohol]

Damn the amount of stamina for that

If you saw her figure it would make any man go hard for 2 hours kkkk.

 

[dhegdheer]

Ppl must think I'm all kinds on here come to think of it. @Kanye asked me if I didn't consider lesbian sex to be sex when I was trying to reason with Eternal
Wallahi I almost died at that point. I think ppl on here thought I was lez, and I didn't care enough to deter them so it stuck.

Lmaooooo so that's were Vixr the muff diver came from. Looool

Ppl have accused me of ho-nimo on here many times
I've even been accused of being 30+ yrs old just because i said 30 yr old female weren't old
Apparently defending smth automatically makes u apart of whatever ur defending kkkkk

Of course lesbian sex is sex @Kanye it's not all about p in the v. Stahp the heteronormativity