Cadaan guy enters a mosque to steal shoes

[Fobnimo Till I Dhimo]

I never used to keep my mouth shut probably as to why I'd get dashed

miskiiin

 

[Yaraye]

4 years old?!?!! I could barely speak properly

it was tradition to go to dugsi 1 year before starting school in my household. Me and all my siblings did that

 

[GaradShabeel]

All my dugsi teachers were men. When I went to machad, I had some women teachers but even then majority were men.

helll noooo! they'll just increase the whipping

They didn't hit anyone at my dugsi. But when they suggested it, in a jokingly matters when we didn't do our homework, the students did not even hold back. They told the teachers straight up, that they would be reported to the authorities, if it indeed happened. Wey ilbaxeen

 

[Fobnimo Till I Dhimo]

War ma xabsi ba wax ka dhigan jirtay?

Ngl, they have creative torture methods

That's how dugsi's are in Somalia nin yahow We call dat shit ''far macaysi'' some macalins become macalins just to torture people they love the loud noises people make when they are beating da daylights out of them the CIA should give these niggas shaqo

 

[Dualke]

All my dugsi teachers were men. When I went to machad, I had some women teachers but even then majority were men.

helll noooo! they'll just increase the whipping

Is it true that female macalins go easy on punishments?

 

[Yaraye]

They didn't hit anyone at my dugsi. But when they suggested it, in a jokingly matters when we didn't due our homework, the students did not even hold back. The told the teachers straight up, that they would be reported to the authorities, if it indeed happened. Wey ilbaxeen

Some kid tried that shit. All the teachers and parents ganged up and told the authorities that the kid was "ill" had "mental probs" "was crazy"
1 kid vs plenty of adults. who did you think would win?

 

[Fobnimo Till I Dhimo]

Is it true that female macalins go easy on punishments?

Female macalins ain't on nothingthey probably just pinch the inner thigh of their students as hard as possible

 

[GaradShabeel]

That's how dugsi's are in Somalia nin yahow We call dat shit ''far macaysi'' some macalins become macalins just to torture people they love the loud noises people make when they are beating da daylights out of them the CIA should give these niggas shaqo

Thank god I never got to experience that struggle life
Imagine looking forward to being hit at dugsi everyday.

 

[Yaraye]

Is it true that female macalins go easy on punishments?

I only had women macaliins in machad. I was in high school then. The whippings stopped, instead you would be sent home. A lot of students there either in high school / college and machad was expensive. They would behave, take their courses, and do well so that they can graduate and get their degree

 

[Odious Delirium]

and squeeze while the pencil is in between all four fingers, painful shit

That one wasn't that bad one time my teacher was playing that knife game with them Parker pens my hands were bloody

 

[Yaraye]

That one wasn't that bad one time my teacher was playing that knife game with them Parker pens my hands were bloody

not when you're a child and they squeeze with all their might

 

[Dualke]

I only had women macaliins in machad. I was in high school then. The whippings stopped, instead you would be sent home. A lot of students there either in high school / college and machad was expensive. They would behave, take their courses, and do well so that they can graduate and get their degree

What's Machad?

 

[Fobnimo Till I Dhimo]

Thank god, I never got to experience that struggle life

Imagine looking froward to being hit at dugsi everyday. Xaax, must've been cold.

I use to see some damiin kid get his ass whooped by the macalin,he would have this lil kid's legs dangling in the air ,hold him upside down ,while his lil head is few centimeters away from the sandu would think it's a slaughter house

 

[Yaraye]

What's Machad?

islamic university. You take courses from different aspect of the religion, to earn a degree like a normal uni.

 

[GaradShabeel]

I use to see some damiin kid get his ass whooped by the macalin would have this lil kid's legs dangling in the air hold him upside down while his lil head is few centimeters away from the sandu would think it's a slaughter house

Just like a sheep waiting for his turn to be slaughtered, and already accepted his fate. Ilaahay ba ku qoray, so you might as well keep it rolling

 

[Odious Delirium]

not when you're a child and they squeeze with all their might

Dugsi was crazy I remember one guy ended up fighting all the teachers at once it was wild they ended up assembling like the pains from naruto and slam dunked him into a heater, boiler and the walls whole thing broke and the fight was still going

This guy was the biggest somali guy I saw up to that point in my life and it wasn't like he did gym or anything he was just naturally bolo and it was an Asian dugis so I was enjoying the show as 10 of these guys were getting beat up by a kid

 

[Fobnimo Till I Dhimo]

Just like a sheep waiting for his turn to be slaughtered, and already accepted his fate. Ilaahay ba ku qoray, so you might as well keep it rolling

Haahay wa sida

 

[Khaemwaset]

They always steal

 

[Fobnimo Till I Dhimo]

This one kid thought he was better than all of us. He got so comfortable with the teacher that he brought him the biggest pain-causing stick he could find, only to end up getting karbaashed with it.That's what i call poetic justice

 

[a_bilan]

It's been a decade since I wore my nice shoes to the masjid I used to wear slippers but found out that people take those to wear in the bathroom!!! View attachment 263393

Loll…If you bring dacas for the musqul to the masjid don’t be shocked when we use it. It blends right in.