A NEW TREND! Somali men heading to India in droves to marry an obedient Gujarati

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Karim

I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong
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Actually Indian Muslim Hyderabadis have had enough of their daughters being mistreated by foreigners... Specially the rich Arab Bedouins that went to India in droves to marry young obedient virgins. The Indian government in Telangana state (Hyderabad) have decided to punish the self-styled quazis that organize the Nikah for the marriage. Hundreds of these "agents" are jailed and some their passports confiscated by the government. It's no longer safe for foreigners to come and marry Indian girls. It's highly dangerous.
 
Yh it's very shady very I don't think I want to do it it's very loww.

Yaskaaa

Don’t do it, otherwise you will be sued to return all the gifts you received including @Gooney112 welfare cheque and his solicitor might file for emotional damages for his invitation to you to visit him in Birmingham. Don’t do it.

Jerome

Since the major Somali clans claim to be descended from Abu-Lahab from the Middle East, is it true that your ancestors descended from Moses? Or, is it another Somali mythical fairytale?
 

Jake from State Farm

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Yaskaaa

Don’t do it, otherwise you will be sued to return all the gifts you received including @Gooney112 welfare cheque and his solicitor might file for emotional damages for his invitation to you to visit him in Birmingham. Don’t do it.

Jerome

Since the major Somali clans claim to be descended from Abu-Lahab from the Middle East, is it true that your ancestors descended from Moses? Or, is it another Somali mythical fairytale?
Idk fam.

This shit confusing. Bro. People think we are Jews. I’m not Jewish. My dad ain’t Jewish, his brothers ain’t Jewish. I don’t know any Jewish somalis.

Supposedly we do magic so I guess I’m your resident wizard of Somalispot. Ooooh @admin can I get abdi Potter tagged under my name.

That will fit me perfectly
 
Idk fam.

This shit confusing. Bro. People think we are Jews. I’m not Jewish. My dad ain’t Jewish, his brothers ain’t Jewish. I don’t know any Jewish somalis.

Supposedly we do magic so I guess I’m your resident wizard of Somalispot. Ooooh @admin can I get abdi Potter tagged under my name.

That will fit me perfectly

Jerome

I wished I descended from Jews rather than Abu Lahab or Yemeni akhdams. No pun Sxb. I once read a pseudo science article called “Ethiopian Jews in Somalia:Reacing remnants of the Yibir”. No DNA has been done among the yibir community, but the article regurgitates and speculates that the Yibirs may have been branched from the Beta Israel population of Ethiopia. Just hearsay.
 

Muji

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There’s an Indian underclass who Hindus believe touching them is against their religion and incurs 100 years of bad luck. Maybe Somali men will have some luck dating them.

Because we all know the fair skinned noble dessis are off bounds
 

World

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There’s an Indian underclass who Hindus believe touching them is against their religion and incurs 100 years of bad luck. Maybe Somali men will have some luck dating them.

Because we all know the fair skinned noble dessis are off bounds
Gujarati is the Muslim part of India, there are no caste systems with Muslims in the subcontinent.
 

Karim

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Gujarati is the Muslim part of India, there are no caste systems with Muslims in the subcontinent.
Actually, Gujarat isn't the Muslim part of India... It's a majority Hindu state.. the current PM of India Narendra Modi and his hardcore Hindu nationalist party the BJP firmly control that state. Narendra Modi used to be the chief minister of Gujarat in early 2000s and he massacred more than 3,000 innocent Muslim in that state during his tenure as the Chief Minister of Gujarat. Muslims are dispersed inside India and they're not a majority in a single state apart from Jammu and Kashmir. The system was created to oppress the 220 Million Muslims in India.
 
Idk fam.

This shit confusing. Bro. People think we are Jews. I’m not Jewish. My dad ain’t Jewish, his brothers ain’t Jewish. I don’t know any Jewish somalis.

Supposedly we do magic so I guess I’m your resident wizard of Somalispot. Ooooh @admin can I get abdi Potter tagged under my name.

That will fit me perfectly

To be honest, Yiber having jewish blood doesn't sound to far fetched. Atleast not as mythical as the Arab Somali claims.
 

Abdalla

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yuckkk who who on earth want a smelly pooja who says "i cant take a shower during winter bcos is cold and im saving energy" somali guys have lowered even the word low has of no use.

Somali girls marry death row inmates :gucciwhat:
 
I know @Kudhufo Kadhaqaq was one of them :mjlol:
But seriously its not that deep just do it:damedamn:
Why u doing me like that??
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Naacala u Canadian Xalimoids are snakes :kendrickcry:
 
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