Would you use a Somali Dating App?

[Radical]

Don't make me join you guys

Who wouldn't wanna join the numbah one most wanted militia in the world

 

[Helios]

Bios gonna be like-

5'5 Hawiye girl currently studying nursing

Likes: Cats, pizza, swimming and Caydiid

Dislikes: Men under 6', langaabs and bananas

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Likes:
Nurses are cute check

Cats yes, pizza love it, swimming great at it, caydiid (Idk if he cares about Isaaqs so idc)

Dislikes: f*ck im 5'8, langaabs no clue what that means but my qabil isn't weak, bananas blasphemous


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[Ras]

A somali version of Linkedln wouldn't be successful due to Somalia's current state. Now you have mention this I honestly have a even better idea that could work OMG

Even if there's total chaos people still need to eat and find clothes to wear.

The businesses that provide those services are always in need of competent people.

Currently hiring is based around nepotism because you can only trust your family.

However most family members tend to be useless unfortunately that's why none of these Somali companies are developing as fast as they would like.

The beauty of a tool like Linkedin is that it acts as a employment credit score.

Everyone's past employees would be listed and you can easily do due diligence on them.

You can even provide additional services like merchant payment processing and that'll give you an incentive to sign up all those businesses.

Then there's business services you can upsell that have huge profit margins. Think accounting and logistics tools.

Btw the first app to do this well will control the market.

 

[beenleey]

Likes:
Nurses are cute check

Cats yes, pizza love it, swimming great at it, caydiid (Idk if he cares about Isaaqs so idc)

Dislikes: f*ck im 5'8, langaabs no clue what that means but my qabil isn't weak, bananas blasphemous


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LMFAO It was a joke, most of it was a lie

 

[Helios]

LMFAO It was a joke, most of it was a lie

catfish

 

[Dalmoor]

Faaraxs will be catfishing as Farxiyo

 

[sigmund]

Yes or else where would i find my hubby?

 

[Macalin M]

Looool nah I would never use dating sites. If I see a 10/10 on the street I’ll move to her then and there

 

[Medulla]

Yes or else where would i find my hubby?

He's in Arizona studying "Agricultural Technology Management and Education: Agricultural Technology Management Emphasis " I can set you up if you want

Looool nah I would never use dating sites. If I see a 10/10 on the street I’ll move to her then and there

If she even hints she interested after getting moved to on the streets she belongs to the streets. Never forget

 

[Desert Flower]

There’s already one out called “Guurso” but Somalis are notorious for bait and switch tactics so I doubt it’ll be successful.

 

[sigmund]

He's in Arizona studying "Agricultural Technology Management and Education: Agricultural Technology Management Emphasis " I can set you up if you want





If she even hints she interested after getting moved to on the streets she belongs to the streets. Never forget

as in i just want you to create the app and leave it to me

 

[Medulla]

There’s already one our called “Guurso” but Somalis are notorious for bait and switch tactics so I doubt it’ll be successful.

Really? well too bad for them my app will be 100x better and I will DoS attack all rivals