Why? Just Why?

[Don]

This is your local library?

You're a male

That's explains alot

http://www.intellectualtakeout.org/blog/why-women-still-arent-funny

 

[Human]

You're a male

That's explains alot

http://www.intellectualtakeout.org/blog/why-women-still-arent-funny

“For most men, if they can’t make women laugh they are out of the evolutionary contest,” Hitchens says. "They are never going to get laid.” Women aren’t funny because, well, they don’t have to be funny.

La ilaha. Do you not think your hooyo is funny? Honestly, I think hooyos are more funny than abos.

Have fun getting a girl from your village. She will reject you when she finds how you truly think about woman

You're best living alone, Hugo.

 

[The Cushitic One]

Some woman I met in the library

 

[Don]

“For most men, if they can’t make women laugh they are out of the evolutionary contest,” Hitchens says. "They are never going to get laid.” Women aren’t funny because, well, they don’t have to be funny.

La ilaha. Do you not think your hooyo is funny? Honestly, I think hooyos are more funny than abos.

Have funny getting the girl from your village. She will reject you when she finds how you truly think about woman

You're best living alone, Hugo.

*Have funny getting the girl from your village. *She will reject you when she finds how you truly think about woman*

 

[Sarah136]

wuts ur qabiil

Maxaa so wadaa. My right eye is twitching

 

[Human]

*Have funny getting the girl from your village. *She will reject you when she finds how you truly think about woman*
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Oh shit, I realised I made a typo.

It cringes me out so much.

I can't even look at my sentences properly. Thanks for pointing that out for me.

But, how are xalimos not funny?

 

[XamarCade]

Maxaa so wadaa. My right eye is twitching

Waxbo

 

[Luna]

Bruh some girls even give head with the hijab on. They don't know what it means to wear it

Its true some Somali hijabi was bragging abt it on twitter the other day

 

[DuctTape]

I like to think of myself as a man of the deen but these hijabis are truly a test for the strongest of men. Verily, Allah tests those who he loves.

Countless booties have been thrown my way, and I almost gave in recently and looked, luckily I happened to walk into a bus stop.
This helped me to snap out of it and prevented me from sinning. Alhamdulillah for fortunate events such as these. Truly Allah is the most high.
I can only hope my good fortune lasts through Ramadan

 

[Don]

Oh shit, I realised I made a typo.

It cringes me out so much.

I can't even look at my sentences properly. Thanks for pointing that out for me.

But, how are xalimos not funny?

Oh shit, I realised I made a typo.

It cringes me out so much.

I can't even look at my sentences properly. Thanks for pointing that out for me.

But, how are xalimos not funny?

I was testing u and ur a femake

 

[Sarah136]

Waxbo

Right.
sharta ilahi ha iga celiyo

 

[ItzDoctorZ]

Where do you live? I've never heard such bullshit.

The closest thing I've heard is some hijabi chick sent nude pics to guys in my year.

No, just, no.

The UK. For the record, the hijabis that i have witnessed do this shit weren't Somali so there's that

 

[Sarah136]

Its true some Somali hijabi was bragging abt it on twitter the other day

Subhanallah.Ma nooli

 

[Human]

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I was testing u and ur a femake

How am I female?

Maybe I was just curious as to why you did not think females were funny. Well, they aren't in average compared to men but xalimos are pretty funny.

Or......maybe I am the one actually testing you.

 

[Human]

The UK. For the record, the hijabis that i have witnessed do this shit weren't Somali so there's that

The one I know is from Djibouti. With, technically, Somali descent.

So, I think that is worse.

 

[Paladin]

Wallahi the Danes are not normal in the summer. They never see sunlight, so in summer these people go all out. I was on the bus and I simply had to look, but then I saw this Somali eddo stare right at my face as I was about to turn. alhamdulilah man played it off, and ever since then I have had a huge anti-booty defence systems boost.

 

[Luna]

Let me just address this:

Lets not act like you men wouldn't look anyway. Sure, they're dressed immodestly but even modest sisters get stared at and/or harassed. I'm sure most women here know what I am talking about.

Luckily, Somali guys are the most decent. The worst are Arab and South Asian men imo.

 

[EternalLightX]

Always blaming the women for her natural assets, never does a Muslim man ever control himself. As a result they cover their women up in order to shame them even more !!! Stockholm women accept this as some form of chastity an order from god, when in reality they are shackled cattle who men own. Their is no empowerment in being told it's your fault bloody wear a bin bag !!! These women are stupid who believe this crap !!

 

[Don]

Let me just address this:

Lets not act like you men wouldn't look anyway. Sure, they're dressed immodestly but even modest sisters get stared at and/or harassed. I'm sure most women here know what I am talking about.

Luckily, Somali guys are the most decent. The worst are Arab and South Asian men imo.

But somalis are Arab

 

[Human]

Let me just address this:

Lets not act like you men wouldn't look anyway. Sure, they're dressed immodestly but even modest sisters get stared at and/or harassed. I'm sure most women here know what I am talking about.

Luckily, Somali guys are the most decent. The worst are Arab and South Asian men imo.

Yeah, that's very true. The futo is not the only bodily part that draws men in but various parts.

Luna, it's because, likewise with South Asian women and Arab women, they don't get the chance to see much at home.

If, they do, then they will be on high-alert and paranoid if someone comes to their room.

jks i love my south asian and arab people

reps to them