What is on your mind right now?

[lone]

I need the zzzquil.

 

[Jeesto]

When will these niggas stop recycling the same 3 threads/topics smh

 

[lone]

Nothing better than reaping the fruits of one’s labor

 

[Disappointed]

I'm wondering why is it so trendy to be a self-hater on this forum.

 

[FatMann]

Nothing much in the West... you guys should go to Somalia big time.... i was in the village for 3 months i found a lot of Gemstones... Hobyo Area

 

[yas/London]

People like you need to fix themselves.

People like you need to open your mind about Somalis...

 

[SumMo]

My hooyo told me that the fruitsalad I made her was the best she ever had. I’m thinking about how happy that made me feel.

I really value her opinion.

 

[DRACO]

2019 in no time

 

[SumMo]

@draco is a weird guy. thats whats currently on my mind. he needs to explain himself wallahi.

 

[DRACO]

oh dont mind me,just in a laughing mood tonight

 

[yas/London]

Only God can judge me

 

[yas/London]

2PAC XXX

 

[SumMo]

I think the somali chasier at my local store is flirting with me. He even gave me a free discount on my tampongs.

 

[Seviroth]

I thinking about how i can steal my flatmates wig and throw it in the river.


Every Friday night she brings her friends over and they start blasting music and twerking on empty chairs while i'm trying to sleep next door.



This year I've learnt that I hate madoows girls wid a dying passion. FUCKING ELEPHANT LOOKALIKES!!!

 

[Saeedlfc]

I'm thinking, I want to sleep, but the insomnia won't let me.

 

[GAHSVSVS]

I thinking about how i can steal my flatmates wig and throw it in the river.


Every Friday night she brings her friends over and they start blasting music and twerking on empty chairs while i'm trying to sleep next door.



This year I've learnt that I hate madoows girls wid a dying passion. FUCKING ELEPHANT LOOKALIKES!!!

Report their dhuxul asses. Ain’t nobody wanna hear their lard arses clap all night

 

[GAHSVSVS]

My hooyo told me that the fruitsalad I made her was the best she ever had. I’m thinking about how happy that made me feel.

I really value her opinion.

I always thought ‘’ was an eye-roll. You aren’t rolling your eyes about your mum’s opinion, are you?

 

[GAHSVSVS]

I just met another Somali dude with the same name as me.

I'm disappointed I thought my name wasn't a common Somali name.

Me too. Is your name Somali or Arabic-Somali? I have a proper Somali first and surname

 

[GAHSVSVS]

I need a holiday, life has gotten too monotonous.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Me too. Is your name Somali or Arabic-Somali? I have a proper Somali first and surname

It's a somai name. I have a Somali first name and last name.