What is on your mind right now?

[yas/London]

Abdi stop being shook of my white Sis that handed your arse to you!!

Now we're are going out long week for us legal money maker's hunny.
Looool at you trying it son. She knows about Somalis, she has witnessed it first hand with the man dem.

 

[yas/London]

Big up the Merehan Darood clan!! Happy Birthday Darling go to sleep and wake up fresh, sorry Hun I'm not coming to your Birthday dinner/ drinks and the rest. Xxx

 

[yas/London]

How is it humanly possible to have a dead phone and you can still phone people? Well I will never tell you that!! I'm genius remember I'm ahead of everyone.

 

[Mike Hunt]

 

[yas/London]

Old Somali women please stop watching the stupid 30 min's advertising on the television!!! This is what my Mother said to me,

Hoooya I'm not cooking no longer, Pressure king Pro it cooks everything how much? £49.99 on the TV, but wait it's coming from America tax shipping.

Amazon is out of stock! I said wait ladies give me 2 days but no, Argos is in stock and it's 69.99 so the reservation is confirmed for the crazy ladies. Watch it go down in price and then they're going to complain to me.

 

[Admin]

Takeaway or stay in. Watch Community again or invest in a new show.

 

[Nie]

Bisinka I talk too much

 

[RedStar]

x2

 

[CitrusFlower]

Ugh!!! I really hate it when my routine is disrupted!

 

[Nie]

time is taking its time

 

[Mckenzie]

@ghost @Seoul


So you have "Johnnies" and "Burgers" in your city? how can a guy murder his half sister in a rave

 

[Sixth]

@Mckenzie they tried some Black Hawk Down shit during the 2011 riots, they opened fire on the police helicopter.

 

[Mckenzie]

@Mckenzie they tried some Black Hawk Down shit during the 2011 riots, they opened fire on the police helicopter.

who runs the ends sxb, I'm hearing Yardies try take over

 

[Sixth]

who runs the ends sxb, I'm hearing Yardies try take over

Yardies don't run nuin bruv, coalition aa meesha ka socto. It's peak for the timojelecs though they're boxed into their Pak Supermarket ends.

Madows wacked a Somali the other day, left him sleeping right in front of his door step the other day.

Some cadaan woman pulled through with the ambulance on speed dial though.

They took his phone and wallet, retaliation has been initiated.

 

[Mike Hunt]

 

[Admin]

I realised that I can never enjoy the fruits of my labour because I will be old so in reality I am setting up Kaleel Jr. and Kaleelia.

 

[Mike Hunt]

 

[FatMann]

f*ck around go Gemstone hunting in Somalia

 

[CitrusFlower]

I sincerely appreciate good people, they are hard to come by.

 

[CitrusFlower]

Someone tell insomnia I don't wanna chill with him.