What are some of your favorite one liners?!

[sambuusi]

but its haram so get out of here

r/whoosh

 

[Strike6times]

This nigga spitting facts.

I keep it 100% halal

 

[Strike6times]

r/whoosh

I don't think that applies here

 

[sambuusi]

I don't think that applies here

it was figurative walaal but whatever

 

[Karats]

It's a nontraditional arrangement of bulbous headed boys

No sweetheart, I’m not like these other niggas. I offer something you can’t resist. My forehead is small to medium. No bidaar genes in sight. I will give you small foreheaded children mcnto.

Let me know if you want in

Do you want in is the real question. Now hurry up and slide in the pms before I don't want it no more

 

[Sophisticate]

This neef really said “Give me madax” to Sophi

He wanted to become an eunuch in 1 samurai chop.

 

[Odkac WRLD]

He wanted to become an eunuch in 1 samurai chop.

I don’t how eunuchs live tbh. No way I could live like that.

 

[Karats]

Live action of @Odkac WRLD Googling “eunuch” on a separate tab because he didn’t know what it meant

 

[Sophisticate]

No sweetheart, I’m not like these other niggas. I offer something you can’t resist. My forehead is small to medium. No bidaar genes in sight. I will give you small foreheaded children mcnto.

Do you want in is the real question. Now hurry up and slide in the pms before I don't want it no more

I know marketing gimmicks. And when an offer is limited time only the intention is to create the impression of false scarcity. I don't work under pressure and expect me to do price comparisons. What I need to know is your differentiating factor? Unconventionality really speaks to me.

 

[sambuusi]

Live action of @Odkac WRLD Googling “eunuch” on a separate tab because he didn’t know what it meant

mans is a GoT fan
he knows what a eunuch is

 

[Sophisticate]

Most of them died but the ones that lived through the procedure went on to become really influential and powerful. So it's not all bad. At least, you won't have to suffer girl problems or deal with the pesky hormones that drive you to reproduce. In that regard, Eunuchs lead relatively peaceful lives.

I don’t how eunuchs live tbh. No way I could live like that.

The problem with eunuchs is they aged very poorly, suffered from extreme fatigue, weight gain, breast enlargement, loss of body hair and fluctuating hormones etc. It's a sad fate. Nonetheless, @Miro I'm prepared to use steel if you act up.

 

[lalayariis]

Live action of @Odkac WRLD Googling “eunuch” on a separate tab because he didn’t know what it meant

ASMR

 

[Odkac WRLD]

I will be performing a Paul Simon song with acoustic guitar on Vocaroo at 12 PST.

 

[psyche]

ASMR

I know it feels so good

There's a reason why it was called 'head orgasm' back in the day.
In fact, the tingling sensation may even be better than intercourse.

 

[sambuusi]

I know it feels so good

There's a reason why it was called 'head orgasm' back in the day.
In fact, the tingling sensation may even be better than intercourse.

how do y'all get the tingles, i only cringe and stare at the screen confused
i remember listening to a serial killer/kidnapper asmr last month
no tingles but pretty entertaining

 

[lalayariis]

how do y'all get the tingles, i only cringe and stare at the screen confused
i remember listening to a serial killer/kidnapper asmr last month
no tingles but pretty entertaining

I love that one, have you seen the organ trafficking one? Lowkey tingles when she’s stabbing you

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[psyche]

how do y'all get the tingles, i only cringe and stare at the screen confused
i remember listening to a serial killer/kidnapper asmr last month
no tingles but pretty entertaining

I've heard people say the same thing. All I do is wear headphones and keep the volume high enough to which the sensation occurs. Maybe not everyone feels the same way?

 

[sambuusi]

I love that one, have you seen the organ trafficking one? Lowkey tingles when she’s stabbing you

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i was gonna listen to that one, but i had enough of hearing "yandere" super enunciated american male voices assault my ears so i just exited the tab and went about my day

 

[lalayariis]

i was gonna listen to that one, but i had enough of hearing "yandere" super enunciated american male voices assault my ears so i just exited the tab and went about my day

Damn I was gonna show you the murder one too if you liked that one. She’s very entertaining let’s say I wouldn’t mind dying to comedy gold like her. When I watch it I feel like I died and I get the best sleep ever

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[lalayariis]

I've heard people say the same thing. All I do is wear headphones and keep the volume high enough to which the sensation occurs. Maybe not everyone feels the same way?

I only get ASMR when I’m not trying to get it or don’t think about it. What I think will give me it doesn’t and what I don’t think will does.