Wallahi Somali men are spoiled!!!

[McLovin]

Mandatory. You learn to cook every meat (swine exception of you're Muslim), basic baking, variety of recipes and preparation etiquette.

The kitchens were modern too. It was the best class by far

Table setting was a . They made us do these intricate origami shit with the tissue with me knowing damn well somalis don't care about presentation.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

my mum used to force me to cook and clean from the age of 8, while my grown up brothers would do jack shit. that only lasted for several years, as soon as i was old enough i straight up refused to lift a finger if my brothers weren't told to do the same. ever since then, i don't do anything around the house.

 

[Lord Flacko]

Table setting was a . They made us do these intricate origami shit with the tissue with me knowing damn well somalis don't care about presentation.

f*ck I remember we always had to switch up the color style too and put some twist on everything everytime

Oh and all the different ways to set up a fucking candle

 

[Mercury]

Careful OP they're going to call you a self hater who loves ajnabi cock :siilaanyolaugh: Apparently we are too spoiled and should be grateful over the fact that we aren't treated like sub humans like arab/asian women! so benevolent, so kind never mind the changing their own sexist attitudes lol



Are u me? lol, my brothers were useless fucks who wouldn't do shit around the house, it was infuriating It didn't change until I put my foot down and told my parent I wouldn't lift a finger around the house if my brothers weren't going to participate. No cooking, no cleaning, no housework AT ALL. my sister joined too lmao you best believe the house turned to trash real quick.
Honestly I don't understand Somali parent logic sometimes, cooking and cleaning are valuable skills to have for both genders... Why not teach your sons some useful life skills? I've had co workers who order takeout EVERYDAY because their parents didn't bother teaching them how to cook, like I can't imagine what their house looks like.

Horta now that we're here can we talk about all the dumb double standards we're suppose to adhere to...how are you going to use two different set of rules for your children? it's a joke.

All it does is breed entitlement and lack of discipline No wonder a lot of young boys run of to join gangs; none of them are held to the same strict standards.

Keep in mind back home when your parents grew up this was the standard Young girls learn to cook to prepare them when they later get married and guys go out play fotball or whatever

I remember when My mom told me to learn to Cook I told her I dont need to cause My future wife gonna handle that

I got My ass beat And had to Cook for an entire month I eventually got pretty good at it



Hooyo was smart

 

[dhegdheer]

LOOOOOL damn you and your sister are brave, my parents would probably beat the shit out of me if I said no but I complained every chance I got about how my brothers did nothing at all and slowly but surely they would tell them to do chores here and there, they don't do much but at least they know how to vacuum now

I did something similar though, one time my parents went on holiday and I didn’t clean the house so they were forced to clean it, it was such a great moment.


I don't understand it either sis. I just don’t get what harm it could bring you to learn how to cook and clean, they are survival skills so Somali parents really need stop this foolishness, though it may be a bit too late for that. Just praying for the new generation of parents, I hope they aren't as sexist as some of the people on this forum.

Ngl it was like WW3 broke out my place a complete disaster loool

In fact I tasted the back of my hooyos shoes several times my strategy was mostly stay out of the house for as long as possible lmaooo

My parents eventually got sick of it and gave up, all that karbash was worth it f*ck doing the dirty dishes every night

My next step is extending my curfew I want to see how late I can stay outside

Why are you generalising all somali men? In scandinavia boys and girls alike are taught basic home ec and how to clean up after themselves by grade 5. It's the rest of yall that are suffering from this inequality bull

Maybe I was born in the wrong part of Scandinavian

 

[VixR]

I think you are confusing our egalitarian nature with full on matriarchy. True scandis prefer dividing the work instead of over burdening the other. Our women don't even have to quit their jobs they get a 1 year payed maternity leave :siilaanyolaugh:

Scandinavia's sounding nicer by the day, except for that jinni language u guys speak.

 

[dhegdheer]

Scandinavia's sounding nicer by the day, except for that jinni language u guys speak.

Bruh af finnish straight up sounds Slavic It;s nothing like Danish/Norwegian/Swedish It's hilarious

 

[VixR]

Another way to get out of doing chores is to be the youngest :siilaanyolaugh:

Bruh af finnish straight up sounds Slavic It;s nothing like Danish/Norwegian/Swedish It's hilarious

That's interesting, I thought it was more or less the same.

 

[ebimomo]

Ngl it was like WW3 broke out my place a complete disaster loool

In fact I tasted the back of my hooyos shoes several times my strategy was mostly stay out of the house for as long as possible lmaooo

My parents eventually got sick of it and gave up, all that karbash was worth it f*ck doing the dirty dishes every night

My next step is extending my curfew I want to see how late I can stay outside



Maybe I was born in the wrong part of Scandinavian

Miskeena, you got beaten up every time you said no, props to you wallahi
True definition of fighting for what's right!

LOL, good luck with that and tell me how it goes so I can steal your moves. One time I came home at 11 and my mother and nosy brother had such a go at me. The funny thing is that I was at the gym and I took all their calls but they still decided to have a go at me, you just can't win with my family. Keep me posted

 

[Apollo]

That's interesting, I thought it was more or less the same.

It's related to Korean and shit. It's not even truly European.

 

[Mercury]

Scandinavia's sounding nicer by the day, except for that jinni language u guys speak.

Snälla det är inte så illa lyssna på Danmark and Finland we aint gonna talk about its like chinese

 

[Mckenzie]

Keep in mind back home when your parents grew up this was the standard Young girls learn to cook to prepare them when they later get married and guys go out play fotball or whatever

I remember when My mom told me to learn to Cook I told her I dont need to cause My future wife gonna handle that

I got My ass beat And had to Cook for an entire month I eventually got pretty good at it



Hooyo was smart

 

[VixR]

It's related to Korean and shit. It's not even truly European.

Korean?? The heckCourse you'd know something so obscure with a ready map

Snälla det är inte så illa lyssna på Danmark and Finland we aint gonna talk about its like chinese

Damn.

Off to listen to some Finnish

 

[Apollo]

Korean?? The heckCourse you'd know something so obscure with a ready map

Finnish people share DNA with Siberians. They aren't full on Europeans.

 

[McLovin]

Xaliimos, list of skills at my disposal:

Cooking (breakfast, and lunch and dinner)

Cleaning, includes dishes, clothes, house and yard work

Fixing shit, I'm fairly competent with technology. And I took basic shop class

Logistical, I don't have a car yet but I can Google your next bus arrival online with the quickness, also I know how to operate a grocery list


Paternal, I'm good with kids. I know how to sit them down. No crazy tuition expenditure with me.


So what are you waiting for? Kiss your relationship grievances goodbye and order yourself a ScandiNigga2000

 

[Mudug-Madman]

Finnish people share DNA with Siberians. They aren't full on Europeans.

Korean?? The heckCourse you'd know something so obscure with a ready map

Damn.

Off to listen to some Finnish

That's why people joke that they're mongols. Them and the Hungarian language are some shit straight outta the steppes.

The Basque language is also some next level weird shit too. No relation to anything nearby.

 

[Lord Flacko]

Xaliimos, list of skills at my disposal:


Logistical, I don't have a car yet but I can Google your next bus arrival online with the quickness, also I know how to operate a grocery list

 

[merka]

They leave their hooyo's house and expect you to babysit them, cook for them, cradle them, feed them, do their laundry. And they have th audacity to complain about Somali women, when we put up with malnourished, insecure, cry babies.


You Somali men should thank Allah swt that he blessed you with beautiful women.

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[waraabe]

Time to introduce acid attacks and honor killings

 

[McLovin]

Finnish people share DNA with Siberians. They aren't full on Europeans.

Finnish people originated in the ural mountains but have been throughly washed down with swedish and russian influences. Also they share a language family with Hungary called Finno-Ugric. The more you know