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Kisame

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Imagine getting triggered by forhead jokes y'all are special snowflakes :childplease:
We're north American. We aren't use to seeing Somali American content creators cooning like this. British people had aj shabeel and dealt with somaliphobia irl. They were prepared for coons and even built themselves up a respectable reputation on YouTube.

We haven't built up a reputation at all on YouTube. We have no beta squad. We got nothing to help combat the coonage here in North America.
 

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He can’t even see that girl’s body. She’s fully covered.
His eye sight is different than ours raynx. This man is simply not human
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He can spot a chubby women from miles away. Even from selfies he can help determine their body fat percentage.he becomes disgusted when he can tell that it's low.
 
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Sigmundd

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Us Somalis are gone in the wind as if Puntland hasn't declared as an autonomous region and Somaliland begging for independence even if it means forging lies about Somalia. And now we are treated like Pajeets online
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Not gonna lie I'm happy as hell I'm not a teen during this era. You young niggas are cooked.

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How do we convince the niggas that look like they snuck onto earth to start hitting the gym???

Ugly in shape niggas at least get respected.

For only 6.99, I got an easy solution

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They need to make an effort to improve themselves. There is nothing wrong or "gay" with the desire to self-improve. Work out, eat well, get a haircut or grow out your hair.There was a thread here about a month ago where someone posted Somali men and women that they thought were good looking and the man or boy in the pic was being clowned as being too pretty by the other guys. The funny thing is women love that look, you saw how crazy the girls went over that galmudug footballer. I guarantee if Somali men work hard on their appearance they'll be unbeatable.

Look at Korea, they made themselves handsome by force. If they weren't born with it, they made it happen. I'm not advocating for plastic surgery, but sitting around and crying that women don't like me and I'm ugly and sliding into inceldom is stupid. Improving your appearance is an investment that pays off.
 
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Kisame

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For only 6.99, I got an easy solution

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I think Somali men need to make effort to improve themselves. There is nothing wrong or "gay" with the desire to self-improve. Work out, eat well, get a haircut or grow out your hair. Whatever suits you. There was a thread here about a month ago where someone posted Somali men and women that they thought were good looking and the man or boy in the pic was being clowned as being too pretty by the other guys. The funny thing is women love that look, you saw how crazy the girls went over that galmudug footballer. I guarantee if Somali men work hard on their appearance they'll be unbeatable.

Look at Korea, they made themselves handsome by force. If they weren't born with it, they made it happen. I'm not advocating for plastic surgery, but sitting around and crying that women don't like me and I'm ugly and sliding into inceldom is stupid. Improving your appearance is an investment that pays off.

Loool white people got a whole looksmaxxing trend going on where they try to make themselves look like models. It's mainly those skinny and athletic Cadaans hopping on this wave.

Avg somali nigga can easily dominate that trend but Cadaans are racist and would feel some type of way. Even right now skinny avg looking abdis can secure modeling contracts.
 

Sigmundd

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Loool white people got a whole looksmaxxing trend going on where they try to make themselves look like models. It's mainly those skinny and athletic Cadaans hopping on this wave.

Avg somali nigga can easily dominate that trend but Cadaans are racist and would feel some type of way. Even right now skinny avg looking abdis can secure modeling contracts.
I'm all on board with this idea and amma need all attractive Somali niggas to go viral each week to brainwash everyone that they really are goodlooking but they have to swallow the harsh comments under their videos thanks to the negative stigma attach to Somali men.
 

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I'm all on board with this idea and amma need all attractive Somali niggas to go viral each week to brainwash everyone that they really are goodlooking but they have to swallow the harsh comments under their videos thanks to the negative stigma attach to Somali men.

Yea need more good looking somali men to become content creators.

You don't see niggas consistently hating on guys like sharky and chunkz for example.
 

Sigmundd

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Yea need more good looking somali men to become content creators.

You don't see niggas consistently hating on guys like sharky and chunkz for example.
Very true with afc sharky. But chunkz I do see people mock him tbh. We need more attractive somali men to go viral. Their must be a law on tiktok and instagram each week attractive Somali men go viral with each video gaining one million views. This is the only way.
 
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