There is a scorpion in my house

[Striker]

How in the hell do you get rid of it? He is hiding somewhere and it's night time in Somalia and can't be bothered to look for it.

Only about 25 of the 1,500 known species of scorpions can deliver stings that are fatal to humans. And most of these potentially lethal scorpions can't kill healthy adults, although their neurotoxins can cause such troubling symptoms as convulsions and shortness of breath.

please make dua for me I already have a type one diabetes since I was a kid and I don't want to get stung by a fucking scorpion.

Also my diabetes was inheritance

 

[Ferrari]

Did this nigga just ask us to help him remove a scorpion?

I will pray for you for the diabetes tho but not the scorpions

 

[Striker]

Also a couple of annoying dogs started attacking people in my neighboorhod. They bit two people today.
Who is cursing me.

 

[--Ajakis Lax Max--]

damn i feel sorry for you. i used HAAAATE those fucking scorpions and flying roaches that used to come once a year. the only good thing about the west is not dealing with those two creatures.

 

[Striker]

Did this nigga just ask us to help him remove a scorpion?

I need some tips on finding where the scorpion. I killed a snake 2 years ago but that was the last crazy incident which happened to me.

I will also poison the dogs. fucking annoying dogs

 

[Radical]

Burn your house down it always works..

You can thank me later

 

[Prince Abubu]

So? I used to wake up with cockroaches, mosquitos and spiders every day in Hargeisa.

 

[Codeine]

What kinda backwards desert do you live in? Straya or what?

 

[Arman]

Get a broom and chase it down. After it gets out, make sure no one is near it. After that, take a shoe and take the stick part of the broom and insert it in the shoe. Take your new weapon and hulk smash that shit.

 

[Striker]

So? I used to wake up with cockroaches, mosquitos and spiders every day in Hargeisa.

Such a weakling you are. I sleep with musquitos everyday I developed some sort of antigens

Scorpions aren't insect you fool and they stings hurt as hell

 

[Striker]

Get a broom and chase it down. After it gets out, make sure no one is near it. After that, take a shoe and take the stick part of the broom and insert it in the shoe. Take your new weapon and hulk smash that shit.

That's the worst advice i've heard. But i'll try it later

 

[Striker]

What kinda backwards desert do you live in? Straya or what?

Beautiful City of Borama

 

[Arman]

That's the worst advice i've heard. But i'll try it later

If it's small just beat it with a broom.

 

[Codeine]

Beautiful City of Borama

N-nice. Are you actually in Somalia right now though?

 

[Arman]

N-nice. Are you actually in Somalia right now though?

He lives there.

 

[Codeine]

He lives there.

wow, what's life like over there OP? Are you from the West or Middle East? Or are through and through Somali?

 

[Arman]

wow, what's life like over there OP? Are you from the West or Middle East? Or are through and through Somali?

Why're you replying to me?

 

[Aim_Ed]

I had one as a pet in high school lol. Obviously I never dealt with wild ones, but man up, grab a paper towel, and carefully leave it by rocks outside.

 

[Codeine]

Why're you replying to me?

I already clicked reply and it was too much hassle to type out again on mobile. You gonna sue me fam?

 

[Hemaal]

Get a cat, It'll eat it