The Only Solution to Somalia

Do you agree?

  • Yes halyeey, take us to the Promised Land

    Votes: 18 58.1%
  • No, you fucking Nazi

    Votes: 6 19.4%
  • We'll all be speaking Bantu/xabashi anyway, so Hakuna Matata

    Votes: 7 22.6%

  • Total voters
    31
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Eugenics and genetic engineering.

Family planning - no family will be allowed to have more than to kids, no matter the sex. So if you wanted two sons or a girl and a boy, but you have two girls- tough.

Selective breeding - only intelligent, non-tribal, high IQ individuals will be allowed to breed. Anyone outside of the selected few who has or tries to have kids will be committing federal crime and the child will be terminated a.s.a.p.

Genetic engineering and manipulation - genes which determine high intelligence, physical strength and athleticism will be introduced into embryos. Genes which are suspected to result in allergies, deformity, genetic diseases and low IQ will be edited out completely.

Education/Military enrolment - from the age of 6 all children, both girls and boys will be enrolled in a military college. They will be taught mathematics, science, history (purged of any clan bias) and strategy. They will also undergo extreme physical conditioning. They will be fed small portions of a highly nutritious and balanced diet. All junk food will be made illegal.

After several years of this, they will all undergo a final exam. Depending on their performance and strengths, they will be assigned to different pathways. Those of a mathematical/scientific inclination will be fast-tracked to the military R&D division. Those that show strengths in language, logic and verbal reasoning will be put in charge of administration and logistics. Those that show a talent strategic/tactical and leadership will be put in charge of governance. Those showing artist talents will be put in charge of culture and propaganda.

Economics/politics - at first, it will be a social democracy and mixed economy. But as the state grows more powerful and artificial intelligence becomes more sophisticated, it will gradually transition into Socialist Authoritarianism. All businesses will be coopted by the state, as most if not all jobs will be automated. There will no longer be private enterprise. This will allow people to pursue meaningful pastimes like philosophy, science, art and physical training.

War - it will be state policy to make war on our surrounding neighbours. Every inch of Somali territories must be reclaimed, either by force or by subterfuge e.g. arming rebels and Cushitic ethnic groups. This is for two reasons, to punish our historical enemies for last transgressions and to confiscate rich arable farmlands and rivers necessary for the resource wars to come.

Environmental/energy policy - to make wood fires illegal and the chopping down of trees a capital crime. Gradually move from fossil fuels to wind, solar and nuclear fission/fusion.
 

Xooshdheere

how do i use this
we will be extinct anyways. im xaarbashi now
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give me my raw meat
 
Yes, but in the liberal world order we live in this is impossible. Sucks, but true.

Read the UN Charter.

Amun

Sxb, if eugenics and selective breeding were legally practised, the first to disappear would have been the 68 I.Q scorers and we are a nation full of them. Therefore, you will have no problems with the United Nations charter and treatises discarded in-favour of the Rights of the savage nomad Somali abused?
 

Apollo

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Amun

Sxb, if eugenics and selective breeding were legally practised, the first to disappear would have been the 68 I.Q scorers and we are a nation full of them. Therefore, you will have no problems with the United Nations charter and treatises discarded in-favour of the Rights of the savage nomad Somali abused?

The IQ of Somalis has never been officially tested. The data people keep repeating on the internet is from Beta Israeli peasants tested in 1991. Next.. Secondly, the need to preserve Somalis is not just for superiority's sake, but for conservation, that is protecting a distinct human group from the threat of Niger-Congoization.

I don't want all of Africa to look like the same ugly Congolese-like people.
 
Eugenics and genetic engineering.

Family planning - no family will be allowed to have more than to kids, no matter the sex. So if you wanted two sons or a girl and a boy, but you have two girls- tough.

Selective breeding - only intelligent, non-tribal, high IQ individuals will be allowed to breed. Anyone outside of the selected few who has or tries to have kids will be committing federal crime and the child will be terminated a.s.a.p
With your plan we will go extinct!:farmajoyaab:
 
  1. muster up a decent amount of money (this is the hardest part)
  2. buy a shit ton of land in Somalia
  3. cuck the nomads and buy camels their camels and employ them with minimum salary
  4. nomads become crop farmers
  5. become the biggest meat and milk provider in the country
  6. expand into other industries like fishing and poultry
  7. export livestock and fish to highly demanding markets
  8. if things go well, I'll be able to acquire my closest competitors
  9. become the biggest food provider in Somalia
  10. expand into real estate
  11. buy even more land which gives me power over the people who buy it
  12. by this point home prices will have inflated due to higher employment opportunities
  13. become the most powerful cooperation in Somalia
  14. acquire the next big industry, telecommunications (whichever company is the biggest)
  15. give it a massive re brand and turn it into an ISP
  16. BTFO all other competitors in THREE bug industries
  17. Acquire the three biggest TV channels in the country
  18. spew out all of my views and propaganda
  19. by now I have a huge network of all these different companies
  20. hire a political stooge and put a lot of money into funding his/her party and using the TV for propaganda
  21. political stooge becomes president
  22. become the de-facto king of the country
  23. the """""president"""""" will implement policies that only I can co-sign
  24. own a monopoly on all the major industries in the country
  25. at this point I've already expanded into nearby countries
  26. become Somali Rothschild (figuratively)
  27. my bloodline and I will have almost infinite power in the region
  28. only my bloodline can take over the monopoly that I have built
  29. one of the richest people in Africa
  30. wake up disappointed

There it is boys, my 30 step guideline to fixing Somalia and having unlimited power. :trumpsmirk:It's best this happens NOW because s are too occupied on meme industries like hotels and restaurants and wouldn't know potential if it slapped them in the face

about AS, they'll probably get weakened by my empire because of the vast employment opportunities and qabyaalad will be dead because of the aforementioned propaganda machine
 
Education/Military enrolment - from the age of 6 all children, both girls and boys will be enrolled in a military college. They will be taught mathematics, science, history (purged of any clan bias) and strategy. They will also undergo extreme physical conditioning. They will be fed small portions of a highly nutritious and balanced diet. All junk food will be made illegal.

After several years of this, they will all undergo a final exam. Depending on their performance and strengths, they will be assigned to different pathways. Those of a mathematical/scientific inclination will be fast-tracked to the military R&D division. Those that show strengths in language, logic and verbal reasoning will be put in charge of administration and logistics. Those that show a talent strategic/tactical and leadership will be put in charge of governance. Those showing artist talents will be put in charge of culture and propaganda.
:salute: agree with this
 

Professor

The name is Professor, Haji Professor
We have an population of 15 million at best and you want to introduce population growth, Ethiopia is nearly 100 million :gucciwhat:. nigga we should be sending out viagra to every somali man to boost our population rather then placing restrictions on the amount of children they should have. Also concerning intelligence, well that ship sailed a long time ago and whatever eugenics program you use will never makes us smart. Remember one language, one ethnicity, one religion and one culture yet we are the most failed state in the world.:manny:
 
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