The Only Solution to Somalia

Do you agree?

  • Yes halyeey, take us to the Promised Land

    Votes: 18 58.1%
  • No, you fucking Nazi

    Votes: 6 19.4%
  • We'll all be speaking Bantu/xabashi anyway, so Hakuna Matata

    Votes: 7 22.6%

  • Total voters
    31
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We have an population of 15 million at best and you want to introduce population growth, Ethiopia is nearly 100 million :gucciwhat:. nigga we should be sending out viagra to every somali man to boost our population rather then placing restrictions on the amount of children they should have. Also concerning intelligence, well that ship sailed a long time ago and whatever eugenics program you use will never makes us smart. Remember one language, one ethnicity, one religion and one culture yet we are the most failed state in the world.:manny:
Sweden has a population similar to Somalia. Who'd you think would win in a war between Sweden and Ethiopia? It's not about numbers but quality.

Also, Ethiopia is much greener and more fertile than Somalia, so obviously they can sustain such a large population at the subsistence level.
 

Yonis

Puntland Youth Organiser
FKD Visionary
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YEEEEEEEES THIS IS MUSIC TO MY EARS

SELECTIVE BREEDING FOR HIGHER IQ :fittytousand:
 
I support minimizing the population, Somalia will not be able to support 50+million people. The invasion of Ethiopia is also impossible.
 

merka

Somaliland Sovereignist
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  1. muster up a decent amount of money (this is the hardest part)
  2. buy a shit ton of land in Somalia
  3. cuck the nomads and buy camels their camels and employ them with minimum salary
  4. nomads become crop farmers
  5. become the biggest meat and milk provider in the country
  6. expand into other industries like fishing and poultry
  7. export livestock and fish to highly demanding markets
  8. if things go well, I'll be able to acquire my closest competitors
  9. become the biggest food provider in Somalia
  10. expand into real estate
  11. buy even more land which gives me power over the people who buy it
  12. by this point home prices will have inflated due to higher employment opportunities
  13. become the most powerful cooperation in Somalia
  14. acquire the next big industry, telecommunications (whichever company is the biggest)
  15. give it a massive re brand and turn it into an ISP
  16. BTFO all other competitors in THREE bug industries
  17. Acquire the three biggest TV channels in the country
  18. spew out all of my views and propaganda
  19. by now I have a huge network of all these different companies
  20. hire a political stooge and put a lot of money into funding his/her party and using the TV for propaganda
  21. political stooge becomes president
  22. become the de-facto king of the country
  23. the """""president"""""" will implement policies that only I can co-sign
  24. own a monopoly on all the major industries in the country
  25. at this point I've already expanded into nearby countries
  26. become Somali Rothschild (figuratively)
  27. my bloodline and I will have almost infinite power in the region
  28. only my bloodline can take over the monopoly that I have built
  29. one of the richest people in Africa
  30. wake up disappointed
There it is boys, my 30 step guideline to fixing Somalia and having unlimited power. :trumpsmirk:It's best this happens NOW because Zoomalis are too occupied on meme industries like hotels and restaurants and wouldn't know potential if it slapped them in the face

about AS, they'll probably get weakened by my empire because of the vast employment opportunities and qabyaalad will be dead because of the aforementioned propaganda machine
Did you hack @LarryThePuntite's computer? :drakelaugh:

This was supposed to be TOP SECRET information :yacadiim:
 
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  1. muster up a decent amount of money (this is the hardest part)
  2. buy a shit ton of land in Somalia
  3. cuck the nomads and buy camels their camels and employ them with minimum salary
  4. nomads become crop farmers
  5. become the biggest meat and milk provider in the country
  6. expand into other industries like fishing and poultry
  7. export livestock and fish to highly demanding markets
  8. if things go well, I'll be able to acquire my closest competitors
  9. become the biggest food provider in Somalia
  10. expand into real estate
  11. buy even more land which gives me power over the people who buy it
  12. by this point home prices will have inflated due to higher employment opportunities
  13. become the most powerful cooperation in Somalia
  14. acquire the next big industry, telecommunications (whichever company is the biggest)
  15. give it a massive re brand and turn it into an ISP
  16. BTFO all other competitors in THREE bug industries
  17. Acquire the three biggest TV channels in the country
  18. spew out all of my views and propaganda
  19. by now I have a huge network of all these different companies
  20. hire a political stooge and put a lot of money into funding his/her party and using the TV for propaganda
  21. political stooge becomes president
  22. become the de-facto king of the country
  23. the """""president"""""" will implement policies that only I can co-sign
  24. own a monopoly on all the major industries in the country
  25. at this point I've already expanded into nearby countries
  26. become Somali Rothschild (figuratively)
  27. my bloodline and I will have almost infinite power in the region
  28. only my bloodline can take over the monopoly that I have built
  29. one of the richest people in Africa
  30. wake up disappointed
There it is boys, my 30 step guideline to fixing Somalia and having unlimited power. :trumpsmirk:It's best this happens NOW because Zoomalis are too occupied on meme industries like hotels and restaurants and wouldn't know potential if it slapped them in the face

about AS, they'll probably get weakened by my empire because of the vast employment opportunities and qabyaalad will be dead because of the aforementioned propaganda machine
Realistically you would be killed between step 1 and 3 by an "Intelligence officer" saxib, the current leadership of Somali-Land and Somalia doesn't like competition and will see you as a threat.
 
We have an population of 15 million at best and you want to introduce population growth, Ethiopia is nearly 100 million :gucciwhat:. nigga we should be sending out viagra to every somali man to boost our population rather then placing restrictions on the amount of children they should have. Also concerning intelligence, well that ship sailed a long time ago and whatever eugenics program you use will never makes us smart. Remember one language, one ethnicity, one religion and one culture yet we are the most failed state in the world.:manny:
Somalis can't feed the current generation, who is going to feed the future generation you want to be created?

Don't get me wrong, I think Somalia can easily accommodate 50 million population but we can't sustain such population at today's production levels. We need to be much more productive as a society before adding more mouths.
 
Somalis can't feed the current generation, who is going to feed the future generation you want to be created?

Don't get me wrong, I think Somalia can easily accommodate 50 million population but we can't sustain such population at today's production levels. We need to be much more productive as a society before adding more mouths.
Raamsade

In order that to be achieved, we have to undergo a massive cultural and psychological shift. The thinking, work ethics and the intellect of all the nomadic clans need re-adjusting. The pastoral economy should slowly be faced off as it is also damaging to the environment and the nomads re-trained as agricultural producers. I would go as far as sterilising the adult nomads and forcefully removing their children to the riverine area and indoctrinating with anti-tribalism and teaching them skills of food production. The nomads will die out and a source of instability and cyclic famine dissipated. Or, let's sell it to China and Somalis be settled in those mega ghost cities in China.

Amun

Sxb, the 68 I.Q average of Somalis is official.
 
I'd say the opposite. Families should be ecouraged to have many kids. We should improve the food system, help raise those kids.
We need more manpower. Somalis aren't doqomo, they just need to be educated. Good food, Good education, many children= strong country.
 

Ras

It's all so tiresome
VIP
Western IQ increased by 30 points in the past century because of education and improved diets.

We don't need no genetic eugenics but instead a cultural overhaul, better living standards and time.

Although we need more kids to catch up to our neighbours; let's not do it in an uncontrollable way.

Otherwise you'd end up with a higher fertility rate the lower the IQ.

We should put a limit on how many kids you can have depending on your income.

That way it's won't be a genetic test based eugenics but a reasonable means test if you're able to afford more kids.

There are drawbacks with this but 90% of those with more kids will end up coming from smarter parents.

Right now those with the most kids are usually old nomads over 50 with 10+ wives from poorer households and 50+ kids with God knows what genetic diseases because of the age the father had them.

Just take a look at all your grandparents.
 
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