Something About My Ex-Wife.......

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Of course, I'm gonna remarry. You think I work 60 hours a week and plan on establishing a boat manufacturing company in Africa, so that I can live in a home by myself?



Karens come in every race. Some people are just like that, I guess. Glad I got out of that marriage.



Yep, well said, saxiib. Boundaries are key. Funny thing is, she knew I was a gamer before we got married....then she flipped on me.
You allready have a kid so Why not just stay allone the rest of your life and make allot of money? Lets be honnest marriage is overated especially how somalis use it
 
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My grey haired uncle plays PlayStation almost daily and has been playing video games for decades. Great bonding time with his teenage kids.
 

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I recently bought a PS5. F*cking love it so far. As I was playing FIFA 21.....I had an outrageous thought about my ex-wife.

Throughout my life, I've been a massive gamer. I loved all the PlayStation consoles, I've owned over the years. I've even still got my old ps2 at my parents house.

So when I got married, I bought a ps4 from PC World in Westfield Shepherds Bush, while out shopping with her. Yeah, fair to say, she was not pleased in the slightest. To sorta win her over, I got a blue controller, as she is a Chelsea fan.

As you all know, I work in construction. I work roughly 60 hours a week, with super long commutes to the different sites all over London, that I'm sent to on a daily bases.

When I get home from a hard day at work, and on my Sunday day off, I love nothing more, than to sit back and spend an hour or two playing fifa or cod. But, everytime I would turn the damn thing on, I'd get death stares from her.

FYI: I would make sure I did all my duties in the house, before playing the damn games. In any case, it's not like I wasn't the one paying all the f*cking bills.

She would even deliberately attempt to go to bed in the early evening, to guilt trip me into turning the game off and join her in bed.

Then October 2018 comes around. One of my favourite games was Red Dead Redemption, a great game that was released in 2010. I had been waiting bloody years for the sequel....and October of that year was its release. I bought Red Dead 2 literally on the day of its release. I was gassed.

Literally not a week had gone by, when she forced me to not only stop gaming, but to sell the whole lot altogether.

Her whole reasoning was that *I'm a husband and a soon to be father.....gaming is for kids.....not people nearing 30*

For a while, I thought she had a point and was making sense. So like a good husband, I listened and sold it all to a local Cex store. Got a few bob for it all, so it wasn't all bad.

It doesn't end there. See my ex-wife has a sister. And she married this Iraqi or Persian guy (same people near enough). He was a nice guy, got nothing bad to say. By outward appearance, he seemed like a religious guy, with a great beard to boot.

The amount of arse licking this guy was getting from my ex-wife's family was just ridiculous. Forget Corona Virus.....there is an epidemic of Ajnabi jacel, amongst Somalis.

Now, I'm guilty of a lot of things, one of them being missing my Salahs. This is something we all need to work on. Literally, everytime I'd miss a salah, my ex-wife would go on about how much her sisters husband would pray, and how great his Iman is. That never bothered me anyway, like as if he would get more points than me to janaah, on the basis of him praying more than myself.

For a good year, this guy was unemployed....not that there's nothing wrong with that, people have their reasons. In all that time, my ex-wife would constantly pester me to hook him up with a job....what am I? The fucking Job Centre?

In anycase, I tried multiple times to hook him up with a job in construction, I even gave him what qualifications and courses he would need to take to become a tradesman of his choosing.

I know when someone doesn't want my help, and this guy was not interested. So if he doesn't want to work in construction or as a tradesman, then there's nothing i can do. That was his attitude, I'm no arselicker or beg a friend person. If someone doesn't want my help or wanna listen, they can f*ck right off.

Going back to the thing about the gaming. The whole year this fella was unemployed and didn't want me to hook him up with a job in construction, and the multiple times I'd go and pick up my ex and son from her sister's, he would be sitting there......GAMING....and yet, the whole family would be arselicking him, while making me out to be some villain, because I miss 1 or 2 salahs.......just can't make it up.

Somalis and Ajnabi Jacel, will be the end of us.



@Arma Well, Salaah is very important though. If that is what your wife gives you a hard time for-walaahi you have a wonderful wife. WHY did u make her your ex? Arma u r so dumb. She is trying to save your aqeero. lol


Anyway-- i think you should keep your gaming as that is your outlet. Has nothing to do with not growing up. Growing up is having a job and providing. U did that and then some. U just have to squeeze in your Salah in your 60hours work time, which i know will compromise your Weed smoking and night sneaking for waasmos-- but in the end its worth it huuno. Salaah will make u stop bad habits.
 

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I think you’re too nice sxb, nothing wrong with spending an hour or so playing video games. If you were a gaming addict that’s different, but you’re not. You can’t let a woman dictate how you spend your time.
 
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Xbox? No thank you.....PlayStation all the way, saxiib. To be fair, you lot do have Halo.



It truly is a great bonding tool.
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If gaming is your thing keep doing it, why does your age matter over something you personally enjoy doing? Your ex was way too entitled, you shouldn’t have caved and sold it

Regarding your salah, no ones innocent. I find It hard to keep up with my prayers too sometimes going without praying for very long times. Inshallah Allah puts us all on the right path
 
Of course, I'm gonna remarry. You think I work 60 hours a week and plan on establishing a boat manufacturing company in Africa, so that I can live in a home by myself?
Bro Arma what happened to that exotic mixed race wife of yours, or was she Xaliimo all along kkkk
 

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