Somali men you need to avoid.

U.S Somali guy- Crazy asshole who thinks he's better than others, goes to Africa to have "halal' sex, usually looks like a 9 months pregnant woman.

U.K Somali guy- gaajo guy who thinks going to Nandos for a date is expensive, usually eats chicken from the pound shop, his teeth are throwing gang signs from outer space.

Scandinavia Somali guy - weird fob guy who thinks acting white will get him to place, usually speaks broken English mixed with any Scandinivian language, applies hair softening thing to make his hair soft.

Dutch Somali guy- took one trip to Turkey 5 years ago and now he thinks he's a world traveler. Usually eats shawarma for breakfast, lunch and dinner, smells of garlic and raw onion.

Middle Eastern Somali guy - weirdo who hides his Somalinimo, he's kind of feminine, cries when watching Bollywood movies. Secretly loves to be dominated by his woman. Touches his male friends butt for jokes and giggles (secretly loves it)

Germany Somali guy - Prefers listening to techno music, like the scandivian Somali guy he also perms his hair to make it straight. Hates newly arrived Somalis. His ideal woman is Turkish or Arab, because he secretly has a fetish for mustaches. During the summer he makes sure to open atleast 3 buttons on his shirt that's already right on him.

 

Somali Uk men- easy to push around and lack masculinity
American Somali men- talk too much, skinny and very dark
German Somali men- never met one but I’m sure they would be awkward and aggressive like other nazis
Swedish Somali men- charming, charismatic and approachable butbunder the surface they are likely to be drugs addicts or in the closet.


Have I missed any?

 

You forgot Australian Somali men!

 

Geeljire fobs in Africa are now richer than the diaspora ones. I know atleast 2 girls who secured the bag.


But that's if you like men who are allergic to deodorant

 

Lol sadly I don’t know any

 

Can you show us one good farax on this forum as an example

 

Because they're bond gone, I don't consider them Somali anymore! I consider them Jamaican,

 

Yes,

Soon I will do a Somali region one. If anyone steals my idea please link this thread. I will do one from Puntland to somaliland to Muqdisho to kismaayo to Baraxley.