Somali men: Easy Tips to improve your appearance!

[Macalin M]

None of the 3c 4a or whatever bs doesn’t work for me. My hair type isn’t there. I’ve tried looking at pictures to determine but I can’t figure it out

 

[Afrique]

No....just aiming for one with really low standards. Wassup @Afrique

Jaydaan My hoyo told me boys only pick on you when they fancy you. If this is true, then get this into your thick brummie skull, I do not want you. It will never happen. Let go ho!

 

[Sophisticate]

Hygiene: Please remove body hair on your privates/underarms, hair traps dirt and bacteria which will create bad odour.
Cut your nails, including your toe nails and scrub your feet so they don't look like they belong on a corpse.

I genuinely like reading your threads but this one point is hilarious.

that's gay.

it isn't so bad.

women never stick with a nigga because of the looks no matter what they say.

women want alpha nigga, nigga with money, etc.....

improve your pockets, your body, be alpha and you can pull the hottest chick.

You can have money, looks, kindness, boundaries and intellect. They are not mutually exclusive my troll friend.

 

[Jaydaan]

Jaydaan My hoyo told me boys only pick on you when they fancy you. If this is true, then get this into your thick brummie skull, I do not want you. It will never happen. Let go ho!

loooooooooool you just called me ho. istaqfurullah

 

[Afrique]

loooooooooool you just called me ho. istaqfurullah

Jaydaan I miss Vixr, she used to keep you occupied now I think you have become infatuated with me. Can’t you tell that I’m too good for you? You’re not even educated, what would we talk about other than what happened at the barber shop and football?

 

[Macalin M]

War what is this propaganda? It is part of the religion to cut your nails and shave your pubic hair + armpit hair. This propaganda will not be tolerated

 

[Sophisticate]

Lmao I can’t believe grown men need to be told to clip their nails? Why is the bar so low when it comes to Somali men? Cadan women ask their men to have a house and 3 cars. We ask for personal hygiene and minimal grooming.

I never paid attention to their hands or feet. I just hope they don't have Nosferatu nails.

 

[Boogie]

Don’t take this advice!!!

 

[Odkac WRLD]

I think I just need a better haircut tbh.

I suspect sspot xalimos were being kind as @The Good said.

 

[Jaydaan]

Jaydaan I miss Vixr, she used to keep you occupied now I think you have become infatuated with me. Can’t you tell that I’m too good for you? You’re not even educated, what would we talk about other than what happened at the barber shop and football?

I have proven over and over Im smarter than you. And if you didnt turn on her maybe your so called friend would be here. I saw you tell her to fvck off. Dont act miss nice now

 

[Jaydaan]

We need to have a har/body lotion thread for faraxs. Recommend some good sh1t to us

 

[VantaBlack]

I get the feeling you are on of these women:

" you took him from me, after I fixed him up and took him from being a bum into the handsome gentleman you see now. Take him as he was too much work for me anyway, you both deserve each other!"

 

[Finesse]

None of the 3c 4a or whatever bs doesn’t work for me. My hair type isn’t there. I’ve tried looking at pictures to determine but I can’t figure it out

Grow your hair out and then compare it.
Leave it wet and look at the curl pattern

 

[Finesse]

I get the feeling you are on of these women:

" you took him from me, after I fixed him up and took him from being a bum into the handsome gentleman you see now. Take him as he was too much work for me anyway, you both deserve each other!"

Hell no, if a man cannot look after himself, he cannot look after me and our babies.

 

[Helios]

I think I just need a better haircut tbh.

I suspect sspot xalimos were being kind as @The Good said.

I didnt say they were being kind doqon

I said it was more than them just being kind -> meaning that the compliments were legit

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

If you want to maintain your looks beyond your twenties, you need to maintain it.
I've seen lots of handsome men who become ugly/average in their thirties.

Yeah but men look younger than women of the same age on average.

 

[Finesse]

Yeah but men look younger than women of the same age on average.

Men have thicker skin, which wrinkles less easily.

Supposedly

 

[Ferrari]

I genuinely like reading your threads but this one point is hilarious.



You can have money, looks, kindness, boundaries and intellect. They are not mutually exclusive my troll friend.

but they are mutually exclusive if you were born ugly.

why not focus on what you can change instead of scrubbing your toes and shit knowing well it won't make a difference.

i've been with enough women to know that looks don't matter as much as other things.

i hope the teenage dummies reading this thread understand that.

 

[VantaBlack]

Hell no sis, if a man cannot look after himself, he cannot look after me and our babies.

Sis?

I am a male

 

[Afrique]

I have proven over and over Im smarter than you. And if you didnt turn on her maybe your so called friend would be here. I saw you tell her to fvck off. Dont act miss nice now

I told vixr to f*ck off? Your lies are not even coherent anymore lol. Are you OK sis?