Guys with flaming underhair love fatties too. You'd be looked after real good for once in your obese life.Mashaalaah
Somali Men Dying Their Hair
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You’re a bad person. Also, I’m fairly certain that you have to shave your shaqfal area and your genitalia in the interest of hygiene.
Feminists kulaha, none of that bullshit i dyed it for bantz, a strip of my locks and it was just light Brown
Hygiene? Gimme a break. Only stars are clean shaven.
Brown? Real adventurous. Not gonna be conspicuous if your timo is already black. Have to dye that shit blond or red or green to make a statement. Girls love daredevils.
You’re sick. It’s not that difficult to maintain good personal hygiene. Even if you’re waayeel you should get your carer to help. No excuses.
Light Brown is basically Blonde, Shaqo Laan iyo fudayd ayaa ihaysay shaydan ayaa geed gaaban iyo mid dheerba ii fulay
I've been sick for a long time abaayo. Had two hip operations last year, and I need the aid of a walking stick. But if you promise to give me a good shave every morning, I will submit quietly. Can't handle the itchiness of the second day stubble.
Authubillahi. Bal inanka dageeysta. Shaydan feero weyn baa sariirta la kore kulaha. I'm speechless.
Do you have any children?
Yes, but don't be alarmed. They're not as visually repulsive as me. I drew the unlucky straw.
I’m sorry! I hope you get help with the hip thing. I remember when I broke my ankle... life felt like a chore. I revoke my insults. Bless you.
Abdipapaya
لَهُ مَا فِي السَّمَاوَاتِ وَمَا فِي الأَرْضِ
Astaghfirullah
Shisha? WARYA CEEBTA BADAN
With regard to the first category, a number of hadeeths have been narrated concerning this.
It was narrated that Anas ibn Maalik (may Allaah be pleased with him) said: The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Two sounds are cursed in this world and the Hereafter: flutes (musical instruments) at times of joy and wailing at times of sorrow.” Narrated by al-Bazzaar and al-Diya’ al-Maqdisi in al-Ahaadeeth al-Mukhtaarah; classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Tahreem Alaat al-Tarb, p. 51.
Being cursed means being cast out far from the mercy of Allaah.
Al-Tirmidhi narrated (2138) from ‘Imraan ibn Husayn that the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Among this ummah will be (people who will be) swallowed up by the earth, transformed into pigs and monkeys, and pelted with stones from above.” A man among the Muslims said, “O Messenger of Allaah, when will that be?” He said: “When female singers and musical instruments appear, and wine is drunk.” Classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Saheeh al-Tirmidhi.
With regard to the second category: In the Qur’aan Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):
“O you who believe! Ward off yourselves and your families against a Fire (Hell) whose fuel is men and stones, over which are (appointed) angels stern (and) severe, who disobey not, (from executing) the Commands they receive from Allaah, but do that which they are commanded”
[al-Tahreem 66:6]
“The Day they will be dragged on their faces into the Fire (it will be said to them): Taste you the touch of Hell!”
[al-Qamar 54:48]
“But if you do it not, and you can never do it, then fear the Fire (Hell) whose fuel is men and stones”
[al-Baqarah 2:24]
“When iron collars will be rounded over their necks, and the chains, they shall be dragged along,
72. In the boiling water, then they will be burned in the Fire”
[Ghaafir 40:71-72]
“and every obstinate, arrogant dictator (who refuses to believe in the Oneness of Allaah) was brought to a complete loss and destruction.
16. In front of him (every obstinate, arrogant dictator) is Hell, and he will be made to drink boiling, festering water.
17. He will sip it unwillingly, and he will find a great difficulty to swallow it down his throat, and death will come to him from every side, yet he will not die and in front of him, will be a great torment”
[Ibraaheem 14:15-17]
“Verily, the tree of Zaqqoom
44. Will be the food of the sinners.
45. Like boiling oil, it will boil in the bellies,
46. Like the boiling of scalding water.
47. (It will be said Seize him and drag him into the midst of blazing Fire,
48. Then pour over his head the torment of boiling water.
49. Taste you (this)! Verily, you were (pretending to be) the mighty, the generous!”
[al-Dukhaan 44:43-49]
“then as for those who disbelieved, garments of fire will be cut out for them, boiling water will be poured down over their heads.
20. With it will melt (or vanish away) what is within their bellies, as well as (their) skins.
21. And for them are hooked rods of iron (to punish them).
22. Every time they seek to get away therefrom, from anguish, they will be driven back therein, and (it will be) said to them: Taste the torment of burning!”
[al-Hajj 22:19-22]
In the Sunnah, the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Hell will be brought on the Day of Resurrection with seventy thousand reins, each of which will be held by seventy thousand angels, dragging it along.” Narrated by Muslim, 2842.
And he said: “This fire of yours which is lit by the sons of Adam is one seventieth part of the fire of Hell.” They said: “By Allaah, if it was like this that would be sufficient.” He said: “It is sixty-nine times worse than that, each time as hot as this (worldly fire).” Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 3265; Muslim, 2843.
And he said: “Allaah has promised that whoever drinks intoxicants, He will give him to drink of the mud of khabaal.” They said: “O Messenger of Allaah, what is the mud of khabaal?” He said: “The sweat of the people of Hell” or “The juices of the people of Hell.” Narrated by Muslim, 2002.
And he said: “If a drop of Zaqqoom were to fall in this world, it would destroy the livelihood of the people of this world, so how about the one whose food it is?” Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, 2585; classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Saheeh al-Jaami’, 5126.
And he said: “The most lightly punished person in Hell will have two sandals and laces of fire because of which his brains will boil like a cauldron. He will not think that anyone else is more severely punished than him, but he will be the most lightly punished.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 6562; Muslim, 213.
With regard to the first category, a number of hadeeths have been narrated concerning this.
It was narrated that Anas ibn Maalik (may Allaah be pleased with him) said: The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Two sounds are cursed in this world and the Hereafter: flutes (musical instruments) at times of joy and wailing at times of sorrow.” Narrated by al-Bazzaar and al-Diya’ al-Maqdisi in al-Ahaadeeth al-Mukhtaarah; classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Tahreem Alaat al-Tarb, p. 51.
Being cursed means being cast out far from the mercy of Allaah.
Al-Tirmidhi narrated (2138) from ‘Imraan ibn Husayn that the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Among this ummah will be (people who will be) swallowed up by the earth, transformed into pigs and monkeys, and pelted with stones from above.” A man among the Muslims said, “O Messenger of Allaah, when will that be?” He said: “When female singers and musical instruments appear, and wine is drunk.” Classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Saheeh al-Tirmidhi.
With regard to the second category: In the Qur’aan Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):
“O you who believe! Ward off yourselves and your families against a Fire (Hell) whose fuel is men and stones, over which are (appointed) angels stern (and) severe, who disobey not, (from executing) the Commands they receive from Allaah, but do that which they are commanded”
[al-Tahreem 66:6]
“The Day they will be dragged on their faces into the Fire (it will be said to them): Taste you the touch of Hell!”
[al-Qamar 54:48]
“But if you do it not, and you can never do it, then fear the Fire (Hell) whose fuel is men and stones”
[al-Baqarah 2:24]
“When iron collars will be rounded over their necks, and the chains, they shall be dragged along,
72. In the boiling water, then they will be burned in the Fire”
[Ghaafir 40:71-72]
“and every obstinate, arrogant dictator (who refuses to believe in the Oneness of Allaah) was brought to a complete loss and destruction.
16. In front of him (every obstinate, arrogant dictator) is Hell, and he will be made to drink boiling, festering water.
17. He will sip it unwillingly, and he will find a great difficulty to swallow it down his throat, and death will come to him from every side, yet he will not die and in front of him, will be a great torment”
[Ibraaheem 14:15-17]
“Verily, the tree of Zaqqoom
44. Will be the food of the sinners.
45. Like boiling oil, it will boil in the bellies,
46. Like the boiling of scalding water.
47. (It will be said Seize him and drag him into the midst of blazing Fire,
48. Then pour over his head the torment of boiling water.
49. Taste you (this)! Verily, you were (pretending to be) the mighty, the generous!”
[al-Dukhaan 44:43-49]
“then as for those who disbelieved, garments of fire will be cut out for them, boiling water will be poured down over their heads.
20. With it will melt (or vanish away) what is within their bellies, as well as (their) skins.
21. And for them are hooked rods of iron (to punish them).
22. Every time they seek to get away therefrom, from anguish, they will be driven back therein, and (it will be) said to them: Taste the torment of burning!”
[al-Hajj 22:19-22]
In the Sunnah, the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Hell will be brought on the Day of Resurrection with seventy thousand reins, each of which will be held by seventy thousand angels, dragging it along.” Narrated by Muslim, 2842.
And he said: “This fire of yours which is lit by the sons of Adam is one seventieth part of the fire of Hell.” They said: “By Allaah, if it was like this that would be sufficient.” He said: “It is sixty-nine times worse than that, each time as hot as this (worldly fire).” Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 3265; Muslim, 2843.
And he said: “Allaah has promised that whoever drinks intoxicants, He will give him to drink of the mud of khabaal.” They said: “O Messenger of Allaah, what is the mud of khabaal?” He said: “The sweat of the people of Hell” or “The juices of the people of Hell.” Narrated by Muslim, 2002.
And he said: “If a drop of Zaqqoom were to fall in this world, it would destroy the livelihood of the people of this world, so how about the one whose food it is?” Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, 2585; classed as saheeh by al-Albaani in Saheeh al-Jaami’, 5126.
And he said: “The most lightly punished person in Hell will have two sandals and laces of fire because of which his brains will boil like a cauldron. He will not think that anyone else is more severely punished than him, but he will be the most lightly punished.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 6562; Muslim, 213.
You should never revoke an insult. A man needs to be insulted from time to time. Aflagaadka waa caafimaad iyo baraka.
Broke your ankle? I wonder how that happened. Whilst tottering in your high heels one imagines. Too much partying will be the demise of this generation.
Take this Wahabbi goatfuckery elsewhere kid. Nobody wants to hear Saudi propaganda against the noble pipe.
It was actually something much dumber than that but I’ll have you know I’m as balanced as Adam Lallana. Did you suffer a fall?
Abdipapaya
لَهُ مَا فِي السَّمَاوَاتِ وَمَا فِي الأَرْضِ
Qur aan verses are not wahabi?
(2:9) They are trying to deceive Allah and those who believe, but they do not realize that in truth they are only deceiving themselves.
(2:10) There is a disease in their hearts and Allah has intensified this disease.
A painful chastisement awaits them for their lying.
(2:11) Whenever they are told: “Do not spread mischief on earth,” they say: “Why! We indeed are the ones who set things right.”
(2:13) Whenever they are told: “Believe as others believe,”13 they answer: “Shall we believe as the fools have believed?”14 Indeed it is they who are the fools, but they are not aware of it.
(2:15) Allah jests with them, leaving them to wander blindly on in their rebellion.
(2:16) These are the ones who have purchased error in exchange for guidance. This bargain has brought them no profit and certainly they are not on the Right Way.
(2:17) They are like him who kindled a fire, and when it lit up all around him, Allah took away the light (of their perception) and left them in utter darkness where they can see nothing.
They are utterly deaf, dumb, and blind; they can no longer recover.(Al-Baqarah 2:18)
Stop lying about the deen nayaa. The Noble Quran does not talk about the honorable pipe on which Muslims have been puffing for centuries. Nor will you find any criticism in it of jaad AKA our national plant AKA the chewer's best friend. Why do you think it's legal in Somalia?
Not a fall. It was because of excessive pelvis thrusts during certain late night activities with a curvy woman.
Adam Lallana? Don't follow you huuno.
Yuck! He’s a footballer, you don’t follow football? Shameful.
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