Somali Men Dying Their Hair

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Astaqfirullah.

That's what I said when I discovered that my ex-wife had a bald patch on her underhair. It's bad enough to have a bidaar on your head, but to have a bidaar on your pubic growth is really too much to take.

 

[cinina]

That's what I said when I discovered that my ex-wife had a bald patch on her underhair. It's bad enough to have a bidaar on your head, but to have a bidaar on your pubic growth is really too much to take.

You’re going to end up with balding pubes too if you try to dye them! Wait... doesn’t the cirro spread downstairs? That means you won’t have to bleach them!
Botchy multicoloured pubes here you comeeee

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

You’re going to end up with balding pubes too if you try to dye them! Wait... doesn’t the cirro spread downstairs? That means you won’t have to bleach them!
Botchy multicoloured pubes here you comeeee

Do you reckon she lost them because she soaked them in bleach? Would explain a lot.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

@cinina

There's nothing wrong with baldness, whether on your head or on your delicates. I've lived with baldness since I was thirteen. Wallahi it's a barakah from the Most High God. Never have to shampoo your timo or to condition it or to comb it or to primp and preen in the mirror like a diva. You step in the shower, splash some biyo on your scalp, and jump out before the water even reaches your toes. Conserves time and reduces your water bill.

 

[cinina]

@cinina

There's nothing wrong with baldness, whether on your head or on your delicates. I've lived with baldness since I was thirteen. Wallahi it's a barakah from the Most High God. Never have to shampoo your timo or to condition it or to comb it or to primp and preen in the mirror like a diva. You step in the shower, splash some biyo on your scalp, and jump out before the water even reaches your toes. Conserves time and reduces your water bill.

That’s kind of yucky, I hope wudu takes care of your foot fungus.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

@cinina

I'm hydrophobic. I can't stand water. Probably accounts for my bad odor. Still I save on my water bill.

Bidaarnimo is good for the environment. It saves on water and O Zone depleting hair spray. The only way to defeat climate change is to be an egghead.

 

[cinina]

@cinina

I'm hydrophobic. I can't stand water. Probably accounts for my bad odor. Still I save on my water bill.

Bidaarnimo is good for the environment. It saves on water and O Zone depleting hair spray. The only way to defeat climate change is to be an egghead.

I’m the opposite, water puts me in a sweet trance. You know I used to chew tissues to make my tongue dry just so I could drink water and my God it felt great.
Hooyo said if women shave their hair it’s because they are qumayos. Don’t want to be a qumayo in my mum’s words, thank you very much.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I’m the opposite, water puts me in a sweet trance. You know I used to chew tissues to make my tongue dry just so I could drink water and my God it felt great.
Hooyo said if women shave their hair it’s because they are qumayos. Don’t want to be a qumayo in my mum’s words, thank you very much.

Hassidic Jewish women wear a wig to cover their hair. So you should do your bit for the climate and don a blonde wig after you shave your timo Madow abaayo.

In Sikhism, you can't shave your hair even if you're a man. It's part of the seven rules of dress by which they must live. So ironically bidaars are haram in their religion.

 

[cinina]

Hassidic Jewish women wear a wig to cover their hair. So you should do your bit for the climate and don a blonde wig after you shave your timo Madow abaayo.

In Sikhism, you can't shave your hair even if you're a man. It's part of the seven rules of dress by which they must live. So ironically bidaars are haram in their religion.

The problem is that I have timo jileec oona biliq biliqaayo (?) I don’t want to lose my only asset.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

The problem is that I have timo jileec oona biliq biliqaayo (?) I don’t want to lose my only asset.

Come now darling, surely you have other assets apart from your weave? I'm thinking of ones that bounce and bounce when you run for the morning train.

Or maybe your mother is just a pious Sikh who doesn't want you to scissor your locks.

 

[cinina]

Come now darling, surely you have other assets apart from your weave? I'm thinking of ones that bounce and bounce when you run for the morning train.

Or maybe your mother is just a pious Sikh who doesn't want you to scissor your locks.

That was your longest streak of not being sexual. Well done, give yourself a pat on the back.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

That was your longest streak of not being sexual. Well done, give yourself a pat on the back.

I would, but it's hard to reach up there when you've got arthritis. Maybe you can do it for me buttercup. Whilst you're at it, maybe you can give me a deep tissue massage with body oils?

 

[cinina]

I would, but it's hard to reach up there when you've got arthritis. Maybe you can do it for me buttercup. Whilst you're at it, maybe you can give me a deep tissue massage with body oils?

Wuv u

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Wuv u

That's what my lover of five years said just before she dumped me for a handsome Nigerian. Never trust a woman. That's what my old man said. I'm watching you closely honeybun. I know you want to corrupt sheikh Bidaar Wanagsan.

 

[cinina]

That's what my lover of five years said just before she dumped me for a handsome Nigerian. Never trust a woman. That's what my old man said. I'm watching you closely honeybun. I know you want to corrupt sheikh Bidaar Wanagsan.

Ahahaha ok xbibi, I’ll watch u 2

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Ahahaha ok xbibi, I’ll watch u 2

Heartbreak's not funny yareey. I almost hanged myself, but then I remembered she had a tasty young sis with more silicon in her chest than a factory and spent a very pleasurable night with her behind closed doors.

 

[DeadStar]

You've not heard the worst of it. My cousin Abdul Fatah dyes the hair between his ass crack.

Ok..... @Bidaar Wanagsan this is fucking ridiculous.

Nigga you just doing it too much rn. That is just overboard Cuh...

 

[cinina]

Heartbreak's not funny yareey. I almost hanged myself, but then I remembered she had a tasty young sis with more silicon in her chest than a factory and spent a very pleasurable night with her behind closed doors.

I’m happy for you. Pls share more romantic conquests.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Ok..... @Bidaar Wanagsan this is fucking ridiculous.

Nigga you just doing it too much rn. That is just overboard Cuh...

He tells me he does it for his boyfriend. It was the first I ever heard of his unconventional sexuality. What a world. And what a way to break the news. I'm guessing it's how @Steamdevolopment rolls.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I’m happy for you. Pls share more romantic conquests.

I'm usually the one conquered darling. Chicks hear that I've got a fat savings account and they want a piece of the action. That's the perk of being a guy. Looks are unimportant. You just need the Benjamins.