Somali Men Dying Their Hair

Would You Dye Your Pubes?

  • Yes, this is the future

    Votes: 5 20.0%
  • Already Have

    Votes: 6 24.0%
  • No

    Votes: 14 56.0%

  • Total voters
    25
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Yuck! He’s a footballer, you don’t follow football? Shameful.
Not really my thing any more. I pretty much gave up on it after Diego Maradonna got busted for snorting cocaine off a prostitute's ass.

What's a pious little wench like you doing watching twenty one grown men in tight shorts running after balls? I guess that explains itself. Piety is the name, debauchery is the game.
 
Not really my thing any more. I pretty much gave up on it after Diego Maradonna got busted for snorting cocaine off a prostitute's ass.

What's a pious little wench like you doing watching twenty one grown men in tight shorts running after balls? I guess that explains itself. Piety is the name, debauchery is the game.

Yes, pretty much. I think piously but that seldom gets converted into something concrete. At least I’m nice :);)
 

RICH

The Qadr of Allaah ta’aala is always in our favor.
La hawla :deadrose:

What moron told him Xalimo’s dig dyed pubic hair?? I think he is lying. He needs to shave that shit off anyways.

You not only need to ditch sex predators out of your life, but also... I don’t even know what to call this oh so good friend of yours. Qashin? :farmajoyaab:
 

Xaagi-Cagmadigtee

Guul ama Dhimasho
:ftw9nwa:. I gotta say you are one of the very few posters I read their threads end to end. Invariably it is because they are mostly humorous, and, perhaps, far-fetched.

Dying your pubic hair is something I never heard of even in the comfort of internet anonymity. What I have heard of is shaving your armpits and pubic hair every 45 days -- sunnah, I suppose.
 
Pubic dreadlocks will be the future :fittytousand:
Dreads are too long for timaha hoosta. I've seen pubic cornrows though. Courtesy of my ex-Rastafarian lover. I loved her deeply, but she was a violent broad. I put up with the domestic abuse for as long as I could, but after one particularly devastating uppercut, I knew I had to scram.
 
La hawla :deadrose:

What moron told him Xalimo’s dig dyed pubic hair?? I think he is lying. He needs to shave that shit off anyways.

You not only need to ditch sex predators out of your life, but also... I don’t even know what to call this oh so good friend of yours. Qashin? :farmajoyaab:
How dare you call Abdisamed qashin? He served in the great patriotic war of 1977 in the Ogaden and took out a few Ethiopian tanks with landmines. What have you done for your country?

I don't think he's lying about the popularity of multicolored underhair. Look at the poll. Opinion is evenly divided. Some xalimos are gagging for rainbow pubes.
 
:ftw9nwa:. I gotta say you are one of the very few posters I read their threads end to end. Invariably it is because they are mostly humorous, and, perhaps, far-fetched.

Dying your pubic hair is something I never heard of even in the comfort of internet anonymity. What I have heard of is shaving your armpits and pubic hair every 45 days -- sunnah, I suppose.
It's not a laughing matter saxib. Some of us have gone for years without romance. The semen backup has taken a toll on our mental health. We've tried online dating. We've tried buying flowers for ex-girlfriends. We've tried everything. Only hair dye can save our relationships.
 
But these teens have no respect for their elders
Teens are evil. Near where I live, a group of them hang around the Bingo hall I go to with my fellow geezers on Friday nights. These 14, 15 year olds, most of them girls, try to beat me up and tell me to go back to my country. Subxanallah. They're Punjabis too. This is what the world is coming to these days.
 
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