Somali man posted revenge showing his ex wife naked and sex video

[AussieHustler]

Fobs don't know any other position because it's "haram"

ItsHanna

You two are on a mission to ban missionary in the Somali bedrooms. Good luck.

 

[ItsHanna]

ItsHanna

You two are on a mission to ban missionary in the Somali bedrooms. Good luck.

Tell me another position that is halal? I know doggy and cowgirl are not allowed.

 

[AussieHustler]

Tell me another position that is halal? I know doggy and cowgirl are not allowed.

ItsHanna

Bismilahi, though I'm not a sexual positions religious expert, bear with me what I share with you here are my personal Sheikh Aussie opinions. The new halal positions according to Ibnu MadMullah, SSpot's great sexual scholar says that spooning is most favoured by the European scholars. The Sheikh adds, carpet pern, kneel and sit were favoured by our warriors in the battle for Wahid. The wraparound, Lap Love and Tv Dinner positions are practised by the mujahideen when they visit Bangkok. Barakalah fiik.

 

[paramedic]

Disgusting. It will reflect on him more anyways.

When a marriage falls apart, the couple become demons so they could get the last laugh and do things they would never have dreamed of thinking about.

Never trust completely in your marriage. No 100% joint bank accounts, no one sided ownerships of car and house, and definitely no sex tapes. Cooperate and be peaceful but never put everything in your spouse's hands/name.

 

[Mohsin]

Tell me another position that is halal? I know doggy and cowgirl are not allowed.

Wala kala dooranayaa uun labada god xalaal waaye just he most cho

It will be missionary sex anyway he is exposing himself not her.

Just the halal one

 

[AussieHustler]

Wala kala dooranayaa uun labada god xalaal waaye just he most cho

Just the halal one

Mohsin

Seriously, are there halal and haram sexual positions? I once heard the absurdity of a Somali sheikh once say, having sex in the dark is Sunnah.

 

[Gojo Satoru]

Fobs don't know any other position because it's "haram"

I thought everything was halal except anal

 

[Mohsin]

I thought everything was halal except anal

Are you sure

 

[ItsHanna]

I thought everything was halal except anal

Doggy is HARAM! 100% I remember reading something in the Quran about not fucking like animals

 

[TheMadMullah]

Doggy is HARAM! 100% I remember reading something in the Quran about not fucking like animals

Can you even read from the Quran

 

[John Michael]

Damn the guy who's speaking is amazing nin rag.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

What a loser, I hope karma bites him in the ass and while at it I hope Tyrone makes him his since he will be in jail.

Somali men are truly evil bismillah.

 

[Mohsin]

is this guy from Saudi Arabia or Somali origin? for those who hate arabs only can reply

 

[VixR]

Disgusting. It will reflect on him more anyways.

When a marriage falls apart, the couple become demons so they could get the last laugh and do things they would never have dreamed of thinking about.

Never trust completely in your marriage. No 100% joint bank accounts, no one sided ownerships of car and house, and definitely no sex tapes. Cooperate and be peaceful but never put everything in your spouse's hands/name.

This. Well said.