Somali Guys is this True or Nah?

[Jake from State Farm]

@CangeeroBear first platinum thread I seen on here was about this dude who was like in his 30s who was in his thirties talking about how he wanted to marry a 18 year old virgin. He was just shitting on older females saying they were s and that they couldn't have babies anymore.

 

[wars]

 

[YourBroMoe]

Somali girls and guys who aren't married after 27 are usually career focused and have a good career with a great salary.

On God that's me right now.

 

[SumMo]

Saxib she has already bought it

She's only tough to the weak.

@CaloolWeyn:

 

[CangeeroBear]

Spare me the details for now. I want to stay blessed this blessed month.
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[Basra]

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[CangeeroBear]

@CaloolWeyn:
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You can lie on my calool if u really keep thinking about it

It's nice and soft but u might fall in and get stuck.

 

[Sheikh]

Haye. Another psychic who knows about my life story?

Exblain blease..
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Walaal I am a Sheikh and you know that us Sheikhs have powers of reading minds of the fellow Muslims. I can tell your traits.

 

[wars]

Well that escalated quickly, istaqfurallah
It’s you @Basra mislead people

 

[SumMo]

You can lie on my calool if u really keep thinking about it

It's nice and soft but u might fall in and get stuck.

Blease, caloolkad iga fugeey!

I don’t want my anorexic body to suffocate. Ilahayow ii badbaadi.

 

[wars]

Hunting xalimos is always fun. I'm the one best xalimo bounty hunters there is. My charm will put a spell on any xalimo.

I know bro,


Are you going to spank @SumMo or should I practice with her?

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Hunting xalimos is always fun. I'm the one best xalimo bounty hunters there is. My charm will put a spell on any xalimo.

Your name is sheikh......why are you one of the best xalimo bounty hunters.

 

[CangeeroBear]

Blease, caloolkad iga fugeey!

I don’t want my anorexic body to suffocate. Ilahayow ii badbaadi.

This was inevitable, welcome to the first Step of the dark side.

 

[Sheikh]

I know bro,


Are you going to spank @SumMo or should I practice with her?

I as a Sheikh and Ugaas give you permission to practice with her. She'll shall be taught a lesson afterwards.

 

[Sheikh]

Your name is sheikh......why are you one of the best xalimo bounty hunters.

As a Sheikh my brother I know the holy Quran. Add knowing the holy Quran and myself being one the best xalimo bounty hunters. I am invincible.

 

[SumMo]

I know bro,


Are you going to spank @SumMo or should I practice with her?

Nacas nacaskii dhalay! try me

 

[SumMo]

I as a Sheikh and Ugaas give you permission to practice with her. She'll shall be taught a lesson afterwards.

I have enough shoes to hit two. Tread carefully Sheikh...

 

[wars]

Your name is sheikh......why are you one of the best xalimo bounty hunters.

Listen Jerome, we know you were raised with the baboon community, and might not know a lot about the divine Somali culture.

But you should know off the bet that Sheikhs are the philosophers of shukanciology.

 

[CangeeroBear]

@SumMo I have to sleep naaya answer the question!

 

[Jake from State Farm]

As a Sheikh my brother I know the holy Quran. Add knowing the holy Quran and myself being one the best xalimo bounty hunters. I am invincible.

So are you religous Monday-Friday 9-5 after these periods are u getting freaky with the xalimos .