Motivation thread!

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Hahahaha
I never ever considered getting a piercing
Anyways, I believe i'll get disowned if I do

No worries if you get disowned abaayo. You'll find a new owner in me. I will add you to my collection of female orphans I keep in the spare bedroom for nikaax purposes. I will take good care of you.

 

[cinina]

Learn fusxa Arabic, I’m staring today InshaAllah so I can understand bits of the Quran by Ramadan. Also, I have a dreadful assignment looming so if I could deal with that soon... I’d be very relieved.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

No worries if you get disowned abaayo. You'll find a new owner in me. I will add you to my collection of female orphans I keep in the spare bedroom for nikaax purposes. I will take good care of you.

Sounds a bit like being kept hostage. Thanks for the offer. But not my cuppa tea.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Learn fusxa Arabic, I’m staring today InshaAllah so I can understand bits of the Quran by Ramadan. Also, I have a dreadful assignment looming so if I could deal with that soon... I’d be very relieved.

mashallah
All the best with your assignment

 

[CangeeroBear]

First Somali to win the nobel prize in physics, and that matter the first black guy.

Inshallah my dream will come to fruition.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Miskeen, may Allaah make it easy for you. Ameen. You did make me smile when you mentioned your salsa lessons loool. What Somali grown up man takes salsa classes

The dating market is rough these days. You need to pull out those breakdancing moves if you wanna stand a chance with these little she-humans, especially if, like me, you're lacking in the looks department. They want Latin lovers who can do the cha-cha. I dress like a matador and all. The Hispanics love a dhuxul skinned African who can dominate the dance floor

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

First Somali to win the nobel prize in physics, and that matter the first black guy.

Inshallah my dream will come to fruition.

Inshallah!
WoW a physics buff ! That's amazing
I recently met a Xalimo that was studying theoretical physics and the blew me away, never met a Somali doing physics before.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

BBR? Horta your hideous face only looks normal during Halloween

Don't make me tell them how you told me the tale of you selling your 'brown flower'
to old men to pay for your journey through Libya into Europe

:siilaanyolaugh: no amount of showers will bring back your manhood fob

Brown flower? It's cruel to reveal private information. I was desperate and on the brink of starvation. All things are halal when you're face to face with malakal mawt.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Sounds a bit like being kept hostage. Thanks for the offer. But not my cuppa tea.

There's a big difference between a hostage and a concubine. Please respect that difference.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

There's a big difference between a hostage and a concubine. Please respect that difference.

concubine
ˈkɒŋkjʊbʌɪn/
noun

1. historical
   (in polygamous societies) a woman who lives with a man but has lower status than his wife or wives.
2. Concubinage is an interpersonal and sexual relationship in which the couple are not or cannot be married I admit there's a difference but still no thanks

 

[agnes]

There's so much I have to accomplish and so little time. I wish you all success in whatever you are doing l'a.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

concubine
ˈkɒŋkjʊbʌɪn/
noun

1. historical
   (in polygamous societies) a woman who lives with a man but has lower status than his wife or wives.
2. Concubinage is an interpersonal and sexual relationship in which the couple are not or cannot be married I admit there's a difference but still no thanks

Concubines are noble women. If you split up, they don't have the stigma of divorce. They just find a new bedmate. I think I used to be a concubine in my former life. That's what my Hindu neighbor says anyway.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Concubines are noble women. If you split up, they don't have the stigma of divorce. They just find a new bedmate. I think I used to be a concubine in my former life. That's what my Hindu neighbor says anyway.

Yes but bedding an unmarried woman is not allowed. Set those girls free.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Yes but bedding an unmarried woman is not allowed. Set those girls free.

Freedom is a western concept. We don't need no feminist propaganda. We need to shackle women to the bed post. Look at how @Steamdevolopment turned out. She used to be a Hafiz al-Quran, but freedom has made her into a muff diver. Subxanallah.

Same with @The Cushitic One. When I used to know her in 2006 she was a pious niqabi who used to watch jihadist videos, but now she does risqué photoshoots for Playboy.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Freedom is a western concept. We don't need no feminist propaganda. We need to shackle women to the bed post. Look at how @Steamdevolopment turned out. She used to be a Hafiz al-Quran, but freedom has made her into a muff diver. Subxanallah.

Same with @The Cushitic One. When I used to know her in 2006 she was a pious niqabi who used to watch jihadist videos, but now she does risqué photoshoots for Playboy.

woooooooooow

 

[CangeeroBear]

Inshallah!
WoW a physics buff ! That's amazing
I recently met a Xalimo that was studying theoretical physics and the blew me away, never met a Somali doing physics before.

Dm me her number

I need a Somali wife who loves physics

 

[RICH]

The dating market is rough these days. You need to pull out those breakdancing moves if you wanna stand a chance with these little she-humans, especially if, like me, you're lacking in the looks department. They want Latin lovers who can do the cha-cha. I dress like a matador and all. The Hispanics love a dhuxul skinned African who can dominate the dance floor

Salsa classes to get a girl.... Maa gaal baad tahay?? Just get yourself a fob. They don’t want no cha-cha.

I would almost say Hispanics like seeing a dancing dhuxul skinned African just for entertainment. This ain’t no damn circus

 

[RICH]

Dm me her number

I need a Somali wife who loves physics

Waryaahe what did I tell you. Fix yourself before you bring a Xalimo into your life.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Dm me her number

I need a Somali wife who loves physics

hahaha only a brief meeting it was. Don't have her number sorry.
She also goes to a Russell group top ten uni

Waryaahe what did I tell you. Fix yourself before you bring a Xalimo into your life.

I'm curious now What do you mean by ''fix''

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Freedom is a western concept. We don't need no feminist propaganda. We need to shackle women to the bed post. Look at how @Steamdevolopment turned out. She used to be a Hafiz al-Quran, but freedom has made her into a muff diver. Subxanallah.

Same with @The Cushitic One. When I used to know her in 2006 she was a pious niqabi who used to watch jihadist videos, but now she does risqué photoshoots for Playboy.

Islam is an arabic concept. We don't arabism propaganda to live our lives. We need to shackle ourselves to a higher moral.

Look at how @Bidaar Wanagsan turned out, he used to be a dangerous sexual pervert but continuous failures to consummate his desires has turned him to religion in the hopes that God will let him have houris, who can turn away from his dusty, broke ass.