Marrying For A Green Card

Would You Marry Someone For A Green Card?

  • Yes, but only women

  • Yes to both genders

  • No,

  • Maybe, if the price was right

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Bidaar Wanagsan

Bidaar Wanagsan

Zailah said:
Loool you won’t watch the U.K. sxb and surely they know people with real citizenship? Go to another country and do the green card lottery? Give up on the States?
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Nahh, we disguised our ID theft well. Let's just say we knew the police chief as well as he knew bribery and certain details were changed and certain forged papers given by the Interior Ministry. Siyaad's men and us were on good terms back then. My dad and them used to frequent the same watering holes like the Geelsankataabte pub. That's where the generals planned their failed 1977 offensive against Abbysinia. Good times.

Abaayo, Mareenka baa iga heesa. Wadanki Tom Jefferson iyo ninka la orodo George Washington madax weynaha ugu horay baan u xiise. Surely you can make room in your bed for a humble and pious wadaad like Bidarloow for a couple months till I get my affairs, both legal and romantic, in order.
 
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lone

My old man started showing interest in my life after abandoning me. He started calling every other day. It turns out , he wanted me to wed my first cousin and bring her here. I don’t know if it would have been a fake or a real wedding. I am thankful everyday for having refused the offer. We would not be compatible.
 
GlitzyCue_

GlitzyCue_

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lone said:
My old man started showing interest in my life after abandoning me. He started calling every other day. It turns out , he wanted me to wed my first cousin and bring her here. I don’t know if it would have been a fake or a real wedding. I am thankful everyday for having refused the offer. We would not be compatible.
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Why were you not compatible? ( other than the fact she was your first cousin)
 
Bidaar Wanagsan

Bidaar Wanagsan

Hades said:
at least @ me next time, you bed-ridden goat

Western citizenship is overrated. Why don't you spend your golden years in Somalia & marry a few chicks that won't mind your funny smell :rolleyes:
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Might just do that actually. Diasporic xaliimos are not marriage material. They spout off feminist claptrap they picked up yesterday from college and won't even suck your toe. Where's the sense in that?

But first, a guy has to pile up some dough in the land of milk and honey before he can prey on barely legals in the suuqs and bazaars of Mog City.
 
VixR

VixR

Veritas
lone said:
My old man started showing interest in my life after abandoning me. He started calling every other day. It turns out , he wanted me to wed my first cousin and bring her here. I don’t know if it would have been a fake or a real wedding. I am thankful everyday for having refused the offer. We would not be compatible.
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You've had some kind of life. Damn.
 
Bidaar Wanagsan

Bidaar Wanagsan

lone said:
My old man started showing interest in my life after abandoning me. He started calling every other day. It turns out , he wanted me to wed my first cousin and bring her here. I don’t know if it would have been a fake or a real wedding. I am thankful everyday for having refused the offer. We would not be compatible.
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The only compatibility you need is sexual compatibility kid. Good personality is for ugly ducklings. So congratulations on revealing how low you rate in the looks department in so subtle and delicate a way.
 
GlitzyCue_

GlitzyCue_

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lone said:
My old man likes to control people. I feared that she would send every penny I earned to him.:siilaanyolaugh:
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Ohhh the west usually changes people and even then I'm sure you would want to send your father money and get nothing but good deeds. It's easy to please people back in Africa :manny:
 
VixR

VixR

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He remembered he had a son only when he wanted to exploit you. Nah, I would just keep my distance.cajib.
 
Bidaar Wanagsan

Bidaar Wanagsan

Lola_Vonroe said:
No matter what he does he still his father and Islamically your suppose to forgive and help :manny:
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Gaalo xaliimos don't know anything about Islam. @VixR is an Ayn Rand fangirl. They believe if your dad has bad breath, you can ditch him to rot in the nursing home. It's all about individualism. Worse thing is that she even does it to the old timers in her care home. I caught her once in a thread boasting about feeding khamri to an old woman in the last agonies of death.
 
Bidaar Wanagsan

Bidaar Wanagsan

VixR said:
He remembered he had a son only when he wanted to exploit you. Nah, I would just keep my distance.cajib.
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So what, you're telling me dads can't hit up their young 'uns for $$$$? What kind of satanic bull are you pushin' Missy? If dude can't raid the piggy bank of the fruit of his loins, then just whose PB can he raid? Take your westernized propaganda outta here lady. The libertarian mujahideen will deal with you one of these days.
 
VixR

VixR

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Bidaar Wanagsan said:
So what, you're telling me dads can't hit up their young 'uns for $$$$? What kind of satanic bull are you pushin' Missy? If dude can't raid the piggy bank of the fruit of his loins, then just whose PB can he raid? Take your westernized propaganda outta here lady. The libertarian mujahideen will deal with you one of these days.
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Loool you must be joking. I did laugh.
 
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Angela Davis

Bidaar Wanagsan said:
What do you mean by anti-oppression my sweetie-pie? Everybody's against oppression. How do you define oppression? You mean shariah law?
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Really everybody is anti-oppressive??

I think not. Sorry. Most religions are actually quite oppressive, politics, neoliberalism, capitalism, even socialism has oppressive tendencies.
 
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