Is monogamy outdated?

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  1. Muji

    Muji Staff Member Moderator

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    Looooool faaaak

    I have been flirting with her for a while now
     
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  2. Furioso

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    Why are you posting random images that you found on the internet?
    :gucciwhat:
     
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  3. Saredo

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    Damn you even added flowers and all. I’m jealous.
     
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  4. AussieHustler

    AussieHustler Incels need help not derision Staff Member Moderator

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    @Saredo

    I grow the flowers.
     
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  5. Furioso

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    Abaayo, there’s no need to be jealous. I’m sure that it’s just his parents’ place. He has upgraded from the basement to the living room.
     
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  7. Muji

    Muji Staff Member Moderator

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    @AussieHustler stop detailing my thread. No one gives a shot if you grow your own plants
     
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  8. Muji

    Muji Staff Member Moderator

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    Don’t let him get to you baby

    The more effort you make denying the more he gets off on it
     
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  9. AussieHustler

    AussieHustler Incels need help not derision Staff Member Moderator

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    Back to the topic, I will only commit myself to one woman, but she has to sign a prenup, no breeding children (adoption is a strong possibility) and marriage is negotiable.
     
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  10. Muji

    Muji Staff Member Moderator

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    Lol why adopt rather than breed? Are you going to get castrated?
     
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  11. IBRAHIM.

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    IM FUCKING DEAD.
    :deadmanny::deadrose::dead1::deadpeter::chrisfreshhah: Most entertaining thread ever
     
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  12. Mahacagalla

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    I am also quite the catch. As in you might catch something from me.
     
  13. AussieHustler

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    @Knowles

    First, there are many many children who need a home and an opportunity in life, why not adopt them? I will adopt Somali orphans.

    secondly, she will have no excuses to let herself gain so much weight and blame it on child birth.
     
  14. Somalihustler

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    It will always be acceptable as a guy
    But if a girl has multiple partners looool she will be classed as a H_e
    Nobody wants a female with a high body count
     
  15. Muji

    Muji Staff Member Moderator

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    Good luck adopting Somali orphans who have been scarred by civil war. You will be raising the next batch of gang bangers.

    Also, it’s not like you to be that shallow that it would bother you if she put on a couple of pounds as the years went on.
     
  16. Muji

    Muji Staff Member Moderator

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    Somalihustler your wife will have a baby coming out of her, what makes a difference if a d goes inside her?
     
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  17. Somalihustler

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    If another mans been inside her she can't be my wife lol

    Maybe have fun with her but I'd never marry or pro create with a girl like that

    I need to be the 1st guy

    Just like how I don't wear 2nd hand underwear....
     
  18. Muji

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    It’s funny how you liken women to underwear

    Lol I’ve seen so many Somali men say this but breed with Becky who gives top at the bike shed
     
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  19. Saredo

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    Are you “brand new” or “second hand” ?
     
  20. Wiilyam Ina Sheekh Zubeer

    Wiilyam Ina Sheekh Zubeer on hiatus

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    *looks at his 200 sq ft student apartment*
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    damn, @AussieHustler I think you forced me to quit the trolling game for good!
    It was fun while it lasted, my dear @Knowles , good luck with riling up Faraxs, I am no longer a participant in the gender wars.
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