Imagine you get married only to find out that..

[Nak Muay]

Suck it up or divorce, but there’s no such thing as a refund.

Spoken like a true second hand car salesman lool

 

[Alt909]

Me on the phone with her father

 

[Sophisticate]

You'll be more pissed when you realize your virgin farah cums before you take off your underwear.

At least water it down for the ciyaal and lady audiences.

Fixed***

*He was so overcome with madness from a 7 year wait comforted only by the promise of marriage that his passions could no longer be restrained. Negligee vanished. And his manhood panicked.*

 

[Ismail Khan]

To me it doesn’t matter whether she is a virgin or not but the fact that she lied. I can’t ever live that down. So with that said, I make sure I mercilessly have sex til dawn and then tell her to pack it up, politely of course.

 

[Santiago]

I’m gonna do my best TI impression and go to the gynecologist with her before I marry her to inspect her hymen/ signs of intercourse

Ahahahahahahah

 

[Santiago]

I dont want a virgin wife sxb i want an absolute coronalady that is deadly at sariir business

 

[Bahabskul]

I would throw her out the window

 

[Kamma]

U guys ain't even virgins....

 

[Shmurda]

I'd be pissed if my prospective husband wasn't a virgin too. Imagine 7 years of a clean courtship only to find out he was a man of ill repute all along.

The thing about men is that its pretty much impossible to find out good luck with that

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

The thing about men is that its pretty much impossible to find out good luck with that

If the nigga is too good in bed then that's a dead giveaway he's been around

 

[Bahabskul]

The thing about men is that its pretty much impossible to find out good luck with that

Somalis have a way of finding out your good reputation.

 

[Bahabskul]

I'd be pissed if my prospective husband wasn't a virgin too. Imagine 7 years of a clean courtship only to find out he was a man of ill repute all along.

>Girl
>Wants her husband to be a virgin

This was just you trying to formulate a feminist come-back, not a true wish.

 

[Shmurda]

Somalis have a way of finding out your good reputation.

Somalis also lie a lot buddy I wouldn't believe every single thing the habayar across the street tells you

 

[a y a n]

bad men belong with bad women
good men belong with good women
some of y’all think you can just finesse your way around which is lowkey sad but aight

 

[Bahabskul]

Somalis also lie a lot buddy I wouldn't believe every single thing the habayar across the street tells you

The habaryar across the street and me are good friends. I have figured the Somali system out. I help all the habaryar and uncles out, help them with paperwork, get their groceries in this corona crisis and if their computers don't work, they call for me. I go to the Mosque and lead prayers and teach their kids Qur'an and Arabic.

Guess what? i'm a top Chad in this Somali social reputation system. I get marriage offers daily, as if i was some kind of prince.

 

[Sophisticate]

The thing about men is that its pretty much impossible to find out good luck with that

Don't act like the streets don't talk.

>Girl
>Wants her husband to be a virgin

This was just you trying to formulate a feminist come-back, not a true wish.

It's common sense. A man that's been around won't pair bond as well. In the eventuality of a divorce he has less to lose and won't particularly be as invested as his clean and miskeen counterpart.
Is a used man worth the baggage?

 

[Phiirso]

Don't act like the streets don't talk.

It's common sense. A man that's been around won't pair bond as well. In the eventuality of a divorce he has less to lose and won't particularly be as invested as his clean and miskeen counterpart.
Is a used man worth the baggage?

Pair bond is for women.

 

[Bahabskul]

It's common sense. A man that's been around won't pair bond as well. In the eventuality of a divorce he has less to lose and won't particularly be as invested as his clean and miskeen counterpart.
Is a used man worth the baggage?

The thing is that i agree with you. However, it's not normal for a woman to feel attracted to miskeen. You like your men tough, confident and attractive.

If this is your true mindset, then Alhamdulilah.

 

[Sophisticate]

Pair bond is for women.

I still choose the one that's more invested. I prefer to divorce proof my life.

 

[Gambar]

The thing is that i agree with you. However, it's not normal for a woman to feel attracted to miskeen. You like your men tough, confident and attractive.

If this is your true mindset, then Alhamdulilah.

Why is it not normal? Tough men are a headache.com