Help me secure a religious brother

[Toxique]

with a religious abdi u can lead 2 separate lives because u always kno where he is. he’s always at the mosque,at a lecture, at work or at home. but the saqajoon abdi is everywhere.

 

[MrSalih]

If arabic is his mother tongue I wouldn’t even look his direction..

 

[SumMo]

Oh, my bad.. I forgot you were sudanese.


I apologize.

 

[Daleelah]

with a religious abdi u can lead 2 separate lives because u always kno where he is. he’s always at the mosque,at a lecture, at work or at home. but the saqajoon abdi is everywhere.

You'd probably tell him your haafidul Quran..and during Ramadan nights when he asks you to do sudcis (take turns in reading a verse/surah each) with him and you can't pass surah faitha..he'll clock you're a fraud..

 

[Oranges&Lemons]

with a religious abdi u can lead 2 separate lives because u always kno where he is. he’s always at the mosque,at a lecture, at work or at home. but the saqajoon abdi is everywhere.

They're lowkey womanisers you know. The women flock to them they don't even go looking. Every sheikh I know has 2+ wives.

 

[SumMo]

You'd probably tell him your haafidul Quran..and during Ramadan nights when he asks you to do sudcis (take turns in reading a verse/surah each) with him and you can't pass surah faitha..he'll clock you're a fraud..

Just tell him you memorized the quran in your native language. If he’s somali too, tell him you memorized it in icelandic and go:

 

[MrSalih]

Oh, my bad.. I forgot you were sudanese.


I apologize.

 

[Oranges&Lemons]

Just tell him you memorized the quran in your native language. If he’s somali too, tell him you memorized it in icelandic..

Time out SumMo

 

[KULTA]

You cant secure a god damn thing you're a female, thats not your job. Automatic rejection to any Xalimo who tries to "secure" or even make a move. Iska fadhi rag baa soo socdee kkkkkkk

 

[Daleelah]

Just tell him you memorized the quran in your native language. If he’s somali too, tell him you memorized it in icelandic and go:
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or she can pretend to have a jin in her and pass out.

 

[Oranges&Lemons]

You cant secure a god damn thing you're a female, thats not your job. Automatic rejection to any Xalimo who tries to "secure" or even make a move. Iska fadhi rag baa soo socdee kkkkkkk

Sidi loo sugaayey baa ladhintay ee maxaa idin ka si ah

 

[KULTA]

Sidi loo sugaayey baa ladhintay ee maxaa idin ka si ah

Xalimos are easy as long as you can talk like a normal faarax laakiin too much bluemakeup Fuads and fags nowadays

 

[Daleelah]

He’d run from her tho.. Ain’t nobody messing with the spiritual world.
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Speaking icelandic is her only option.

Akhi's are not afriad of jins...he'll start reading ayatul kursi and surah ya-sin..like

 

[Toxique]

You'd probably tell him your haafidul Quran..and during Ramadan nights when he asks you to do sudcis (take turns in reading a verse/surah each) with him and you can't pass surah faitha..he'll clock you're a fraud..

bruh u must think me an amateur. during Ramadan he would only get a fajr and magrib text n nothing else. talkin to a non relative male during Ramadan especially a religious one ur trying to trap will blow ur whole cover. religious abdi will think you’ve done this before every Ramadan wit another abdi. he will never clock im fraudin because he will never hear my voice durin that whole month.

 

[SumMo]

Xalimos are easy as long as you can talk like a normal faarax laakiin too much bluemakeup Fuads and fags nowadays

bluemakeup Fauds iyo khaniisnimo maxaa meeshan keeney?

 

[KULTA]

bluemakeup Fauds iyo khaniisnimo maxaa meeshan keeney?

She said where are all the Faaraxs i answered too many fags around here

 

[Toxique]

They're lowkey womanisers you know. The women flock to them they don't even go looking. Every sheikh I know has 2+ wives.

that’s why i don’t feel guilty about playin them. most of them are ex womanizers who think they can never be played and deserve a holy ukhti. nah homie, ur girl rollin backwoods while sendin u that magrib text.

 

[Daleelah]

bruh u must think me an amateur. during Ramadan he would only get a fajr and magrib text n nothing else. talkin to a non relative male during Ramadan especially a religious one ur trying to trap will blow ur whole cover. religious abdi will think you’ve done this before every Ramadan wit another abdi. he will never clock im fraudin because he will never hear my voice durin that whole month.

You'd go to sleep at 5 am after partyin..snooze for half an hr and then wake him up with a "aslaam-alakum akhi...just wanted to wake you up for fajir..i just finished prayin the 2 sunnah rakats..wsalaam brother" text...

 

[Oranges&Lemons]

You'd go to sleep at 5 am..snooze for half an hr and then wake him up with a "aslaam-alakum akhi...just wanted to wake you up for fajir..i just finished prayin the 2 sunnah rakats..wsalaam brother" text...

You don't even need to wake up abaayo. Just schedule the text to be sent at fajr.

 

[NotAjnabi]

She said where are all the Faaraxs i answered too many fags around here

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