Confession thread.

[Zeus]

Another round....


Bald Somali men scare me.

 

[OmarLittle]

Confession thread turned to a cooking thread real quick.

My confessions

- Im bald

- I sleep naked

- I one time tried to suck my own dick

I use to sleep naked. But, ever since my cousin came into my room one day and took off my comforter and saw my haji and she had a weird smile, I started sleeping with my boxers. She was sixteen and I was seventeen at the time. I don't want inbred kids saxib.

I one time tried to suck my own dick

Subhanwaaq

 

[OmarLittle]

My confessions:

1. I have busted over 4,000 potential Abdis and Xalimos in the period of 5 years.:siilaanyolaugh:
2. The first time I ever had sex was with a fob Mexican chick behind the bleachers in middle school. I was 13 and she looked 25.
3. I have bought my new car with my tax return. There was fraud involved. You know what I mean, don't act innocent.

 

[Flame]

Follow this recipe. You can never go wrong

http://www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes/zafrani-pulao-recipe

 

[Mercury]

I used to always bother My Neighbour Enis by calling him Penis and all the kids followed suit he started chasing us with a baseball bat , I was 9 learned what Penis meant Afterwards





One time I went to throw the trashes This girl comes up and asks me why Im wearing a skirt

I look Down and realize Im still wearing My macawiis

After that day I thought shit might aswell continue wearing it went to school with the macawiis and Dashiki

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

My confessions:

1. I have busted over 4,000 potential Abdis and Xalimos in the period of 5 years.:siilaanyolaugh:
2. The first time I ever had sex was with a fob Mexican chick behind the bleachers in middle school. I was 13 and she looked 25.
3. I have bought my new car with my tax return. There was fraud involved. You know what I mean, don't act innocent.

Child killer. I'm reporting you to Mike Pence and Trump.
Which cousin or nephew did you claim this year?

 

[OmarLittle]

Child killer. I'm reporting you to Mike Pence and Trump.
Which cousin or nephew did you claim this year?

Naa feds is watching. Ma jail rabtaa inaad i le gayyo?

 

[kulan1]

Another round....


A guy once asked for my number and I gave him my frenemy's phone number, now they're in a 3 year relationship. And he gave me hush money after I told him I would expose the truth ( I wasn't really going to, I just wanted to be petty)

Bald Somali men scare me.

I wear sunglasses in Somali environment, so when they stare at me, I act bougie and act like they're my fans.

I eat like a 4 year old child. I mix unusual food.

Why are you scared of bald somali men. LOL. They are just normal like any man.

 

[Angela Davis]

1. I can't help but stare at a baldman's shiny head. It's very distracting so I try to avoid them.
2. I dated Indian, European, Somali, Ethiopian, Kenyan, Caribbean, Philippino, Spanish, West African, Chinese. I want to explore my options before I have to be tied down.
3. I'm disgusted of public washrooms. I have never used one believe it or not.
4. I'm an only child and I don't know what it feels like to have siblings. I'm envious of people who have that.
5. I've been to over 12 countries and travelled alone to 9 of them.

 

[Cukaash]

1. I can't help but stare at a baldman's shiny head. It's very distracting so I try to avoid them.
2. I dated Indian, European, Somali, Ethiopian, Kenyan, Caribbean, Philippino, Spanish, West African, Chinese. I want to explore my options before I have to be tied down.
3. I'm disgusted of public washrooms. I have never used one believe it or not.
4. I'm an only child and I don't know what it feels like to have siblings. I'm envious of people who have that.
5. I've been to over 12 countries and travelled alone to 9 of them.

Number 2.

Nacalaa you were ran by 10 niggas.

 

[Galaeri]

Number 2.

Nacalaa you were ran by 10 niggas.

2 China men and a Curry

She probably is talking shit. You also need to understand that the numbers can infact be many fold higher, mind you she didn't actually share how many of each. Who knows, maybe it is the reason why she didn't differentiate between the West African.

10 actually maybe a conservative figure.

Edit: I still suspect that she isn't Somali.

 

[Flame]

I wear wig and people think is my real hair

 

[Nural Aiyn]

I have Eight older brothers and one younger, so to survive I stir sh*t up. Mess with their stuff and blame it on one of them. When they start bumping heads and my father is distracted with breaking up their fights. I go out about my business unnoticed :siilaanyosmile:......

I come back three hours later......they're all like naaa xagee jirtaay

 

[Transparent]

I don't know how to cook bariis. No matter how much I've tried, my bariis turns out spiced oatmeal.
I'm left handed.
I once added salt to someone's shaax because I didn't like the way they talked to me ( I was 12 years old)
Someone once said I'm shaytaan in the form a female.
I know a DL Somali guy, he's 34 years old, never been married, never been in a relationship.
I once farted in class after eating chipotle and blamed it on this miskin Asian girl. I bought her coffee after class though so we are even.

gaaang :siilaanyosmile::siilaanyosmile:

 

[Transparent]

• I am Left handed
• was a crazy kid(fights and suspensions were the norm)
• I once hit my head on concrete while i was attempting to do flips like my sisters,long story short my head busted open and i went to the emergency room.(I was 7)
• I just cant gain any weight even if i tried.
• Because i was a reckless kid i once went down with full speed on my bike down the hill,the bicycle flipped and i was facing the concrete,As i had gained a lot of momentum the bicycle was still going super fast,all the while my exposed chest was scrapping against the concrete because i wore a singlet and it exposed the top part of my xawad,long story short i had a huge scar running along my chest for a good 5-7 years and it only faded a few years ago.
• I always doubt things and second guess my ability to carry out tasks,it's seriously ruining my life.
• I grow my hair out to a reasonable length to cover my atrocious hairline.

 

[Odeg]

I left Islam and returned back to the deen

 

[DeathWish]

• I am Left handed
• was a crazy kid(fights and suspensions were the norm)
• I once hit my head on concrete while i was attempting to do flips like my sisters,long story short my head busted open and i went to the emergency room.(I was 7)
• I just cant gain any weight even if i tried.
• Because i was a reckless kid i once went down with full speed on my bike down the hill,the bicycle flipped and i was facing the concrete,As i had gained a lot of momentum the bicycle was still going super fast,all the while my exposed chest was scrapping against the concrete because i wore a singlet and it exposed the top part of my xawad,long story short i had a huge scar running along my chest for a good 5-7 years and it only faded a few weeks ago.
• I always doubt things and second guess my ability to carry out tasks,it's seriously ruining my life.
• I grow my hair out to a reasonable length to cover my atrocious hairline.

I am also left-handed.
Your hairline must be just like Farmaajo

 

[Prince of Lasanod]

I turned 18 a few months ago

 

[Transparent]

I am also left-handed.
Your hairline must be just like Farmaajo

That would be a blessing

 

[Transparent]

I am also left-handed.
Your hairline must be just like Farmaajo

we out here gaang garatataa