Another round....
Bald Somali men scare me.
Another round....
Bald Somali men scare me.
I use to sleep naked. But, ever since my cousin came into my room one day and took off my comforter and saw my haji and she had a weird smile, I started sleeping with my boxers. She was sixteen and I was seventeen at the time. I don't want inbred kids saxib.Confession thread turned to a cooking thread real quick.
My confessions
- Im bald
- I sleep naked
- I one time tried to suck my own dick
I one time tried to suck my own dick
My confessions:
- I have busted over 4,000 potential Abdis and Xalimos in the period of 5 years.:siilaanyolaugh:
- The first time I ever had sex was with a fob Mexican chick behind the bleachers in middle school. I was 13 and she looked 25.
- I have bought my new car with my tax return. There was fraud involved. You know what I mean, don't act innocent.
Child killer. I'm reporting you to Mike Pence and Trump.
Which cousin or nephew did you claim this year?
Why are you scared of bald somali men. LOL. They are just normal like any man.Another round....
A guy once asked for my number and I gave him my frenemy's phone number, now they're in a 3 year relationship. And he gave me hush money after I told him I would expose the truth ( I wasn't really going to, I just wanted to be petty)
Bald Somali men scare me.
I wear sunglasses in Somali environment, so when they stare at me, I act bougie and act like they're my fans.
I eat like a 4 year old child. I mix unusual food.
Number 2.1. I can't help but stare at a baldman's shiny head. It's very distracting so I try to avoid them.
2. I dated Indian, European, Somali, Ethiopian, Kenyan, Caribbean, Philippino, Spanish, West African, Chinese. I want to explore my options before I have to be tied down.
3. I'm disgusted of public washrooms. I have never used one believe it or not.
4. I'm an only child and I don't know what it feels like to have siblings. I'm envious of people who have that.
5. I've been to over 12 countries and travelled alone to 9 of them.
Number 2.
Nacalaa you were ran by 10 niggas.
gaaang :siilaanyosmile::siilaanyosmile:I don't know how to cook bariis. No matter how much I've tried, my bariis turns out spiced oatmeal.
I'm left handed.
I once added salt to someone's shaax because I didn't like the way they talked to me ( I was 12 years old)
Someone once said I'm shaytaan in the form a female.
I know a DL Somali guy, he's 34 years old, never been married, never been in a relationship.
I once farted in class after eating chipotle and blamed it on this miskin Asian girl. I bought her coffee after class though so we are even.
I am also left-handed.
- I am Left handed
- was a crazy kid(fights and suspensions were the norm)
- I once hit my head on concrete while i was attempting to do flips like my sisters,long story short my head busted open and i went to the emergency room.(I was 7)
- I just cant gain any weight even if i tried.
- Because i was a reckless kid i once went down with full speed on my bike down the hill,the bicycle flipped and i was facing the concrete,As i had gained a lot of momentum the bicycle was still going super fast,all the while my exposed chest was scrapping against the concrete because i wore a singlet and it exposed the top part of my xawad,long story short i had a huge scar running along my chest for a good 5-7 years and it only faded a few weeks ago.
- I always doubt things and second guess my ability to carry out tasks,it's seriously ruining my life.
- I grow my hair out to a reasonable length to cover my atrocious hairline.
That would be a blessingI am also left-handed.
Your hairline must be just like Farmaajo
we out here gaang garatataaI am also left-handed.
Your hairline must be just like Farmaajo