best somali girl on the internet.

[XOOG]

No good Somali women on the internet in my view. (Not judging the religious appearing ones on here.)

Best ones are completely offline.

 

[Prince Abubu]

I'm infatuated with UK Somali women. Although I cannot understand what their saying due to their horrible accents, they seem like great wifey material mashallah.

 

[Prince Abubu]

Nah that's too long, I've already told my mum I'm not fasting



I'm faaar from good wifey material sxb. Gaalnimo is the least of it

You're a gaal?

And what you mean "...is the least of it"?

 

[dhegdheer]

I feel sorry for your parents I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy. May Allah guide you

I bet you mother regrets having u everyday of her life when she looks at u now

You're a gaal?

And what you mean "...is the least of it"?

Well yeah, it's no exactly news

lool the least of it bit was a joke. All i meant was that I wouldn't make a good housewife at all

 

[cantspeak]

I bet you mother regrets having u everyday of her life when she looks at u now



Well yeah, it's no exactly news

lool the least of it bit was a joke. All i meant was that I wouldn't make a good housewife at all

every xalimo is fully trained by their parents.

dnt lie

you jst dnt like using those new found magical powers

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[XOOG]

I want a wife who says....

"What is this internet you speak of?"

And i will not compromise on this. Inshallah.

 

[supz]

I want a wife who says....

"What is this internet you speak of?"

And i will not compromise on this. Inshallah.

right. i have a brochure for a holiday trip to the amazon rainforest. its the bomb with tourists now... do you want one.

 

[XOOG]

right. i have a brochure for a holiday trip to the amazon rainforest. its the bomb with tourists now... do you want one.

I don't want anything from a degenerate.

 

[supz]

I don't want anything from a degenerate.

you come across as intimidated.

 

[dhegdheer]

every xalimo is fully trained by their parents.

dnt lie

you jst dnt like using those new found magical powers

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I had to take a break from making sweets because I have no self control and will eat an entire trey of brownies by myself I don't want to get fat

 

[supz]

I had to take a break from making sweets because I have no self control and will eat an entire trey of brownies by myself I don't want to get fat

funny you say that, cos i gave laced brownies to my mates 2 weeks ago. . i call it the #firehazebrowniessuprise. they were like ,"why do i feel weird?"

 

[XOOG]

you come across as intimidated.

I'm not used to speaking to a Somali gaal. I would usually let the fists do the talking but this is the internet.

 

[dhegdheer]

funny you say that, cos i gave laced brownies to my mates 2 weeks ago. . i call it the #firehazebrowniessuprise. they were like ,"why do i feel weird?"

How much do u put in a potion? Aren't edibles super strong?

I'm not used to speaking to a Somali gaal. I would usually let the fists do the talking but this is the internet.

Are you a terrorist or something? Who beats up someone for there lack of belief like there's so many of u Isis recruits I can handle tell u all apart anymore

 

[cantspeak]

I had to take a break from making sweets because I have no self control and will eat an entire trey of brownies by myself I don't want to get fat

Its not fat if it goes straight into those thighs



oh well fair enough

 

[Bahal]

funny you say that, cos i gave laced brownies to my mates 2 weeks ago. . i call it the #firehazebrowniessuprise. they were like ,"why do i feel weird?"

Holy shit, I really hope they're heavy smokers



Edibles are out of this world

 

[supz]

How much do u put in a potion? Aren't edibles super strong?



Are you a terrorist or something? Who beats up someone for there lack of belief like there's so many of u Isis recruits I can handle tell u all apart anymore

nah i baked the brownies lol. they weren't edibles just weed. i used 2 grams. 20 down the drain. kkk. dw bout him, mans a keyboardwarrior.

 

[cantspeak]

funny you say that, cos i gave laced brownies to my mates 2 weeks ago. . i call it the #firehazebrowniessuprise. they were like ,"why do i feel weird?"

when you say laced it just sounds like you were tryna drug him for nefarious reasons

+ your khaanis urges, it doesnt sound so good now

 

[XOOG]

How much do u put in a potion? Aren't edibles super strong?



Are you a terrorist or something? Who beats up someone for there lack of belief like there's so many of u Isis recruits I can handle tell u all apart anymore

It's a sport and entertainment.

They become good runners as they get chased all the way home. Stop, and they won't last long.

 

[supz]

Holy shit, I really hope they're heavy smokers



Edibles are out of this world

not edibles kkk. it was weed.

 

[supz]

when you say laced it just sounds like you were tryna drug him for nefarious reasons

+ your khaanis urges, it doesnt sound so good now

man i aint a monster. lool. im not gay either.