Are you muslim first or Somali first?

[I've spoken]

I dont think u are walaal just suffering from a مرض القاب و الروح(sickness of the heart and soul)Starting from Hargeisa ofc

You have to stop supporting somaliland, or I wont like you

 

[Bahal]

Translate awoowe

Religion can be changed (alternately, one can change his religion), but Xeer (the law i.e. Somali customary law) cannot be changed.

 

[Volcahoooees]

You have to stop supporting somaliland, or I wont like you

Bich MY FATHER IS Is7aq wdym 'stop supporting SL'

Dont like me then nacas, i WILL ALWAYS support my ppl, never was and never will be a cadaan bootylicker

 

[Volcahoooees]

Religion can be changed (alternately, one can change his religion), but Xeer (the law i.e. Somali customary law) cannot be changed.

Thnx 4 the translation awoowe

 

[NA9]

kkkkkk i will be alive for 90 years max and be dead for the rest of eternity.... ofc what i believe will get me to heaven is more important

 

[I've spoken]

Bich MY FATHER IS Is7aq wdym 'stop supporting SL'

Dont like me then nacas, i WILL ALWAYS support my ppl, never was and never will be a cadaan bootylicker

okay than

 

[Volcahoooees]

okay than

Then****

 

[NA9]

U cant know that for sure tho, but yea i agree that الله is the only entity that knows whats in our hearts and souls.


I lost faith in the male gender lol, i respect them cuz they are a creation of 2allah just like me but i dont trust them cuz they are miskeen and can't controll thier 2in-wonders.

Ofcourse, Inshallah things work out for you tho. Don't stress over it.
Men are mostly trash but some are OK. Maybe you haven't been around enough good ones, how old are you?

 

[I've spoken]

Then****

No actually, its *than
Then is used if you're continuing something.
Than is used when you're comparing two things and is often used at the end of sentances like i did.

 

[Volcahoooees]

Ofcourse, Inshallah things work out for you tho. Don't stress over it.
Men are mostly trash but some are OK. Maybe you haven't been around enough good ones, how old are you?

I agree not all men are trash but the majority is

Im 27 yrs old (oti age)

 

[Volcahoooees]

No actually, its *than
Then is used if you're continuing something.
Than is used when you're comparing two things and is often used at the end of sentances like i did.

But the gramatical structure is not correct walaal, i have OCD dont test me

 

[NA9]

I agree not all men are trash but the majority is

Im 27 yrs old (oti age)

27 You're 8 years older than me
kkkkkkk how long have u been a lesbian? it might not be a phase then. i thought u were like 16.
do you have any marriage prospects? are u planning to get married soon?

 

[Volcahoooees]

27 You're 8 years older than me
kkkkkkk how long have u been a lesbian? it might not be a phase then. i thought u were like 16.
do you have any marriage prospects? are u planning to get married soon?

9 yrs

None as of now becuz i dont trust the male gender, but im planning to get married as late as possible tho
To a good man(if that type even exists lol

 

[Volcahoooees]

I still believe its a phase tho

 

[Bahal]

Funny story I came across a while back:

Beri waxa Somalia ku noolaa nin Alla kood ah oo la odhan jiray Ina Xagaa Dheere. Wuxuu lahaa adhi badan. Dhimashadii adhigiisa ayaa aad u badatay. Waxa la yaab noqotay sababta adhigu u dhimanayo. Sidaa darteed wuxuu go’aan ku gaadhey in uu adhiga kala qaybiyo oo uu qayb siiyo Illaahey, qaybna isagu qaato.

Markaas adhigii laba xerro oo isleeg ayuu ka dhigey. Ina Xagaa Dheere Illaahay ayuu la hadley oo ku yidhi,
“Illaahayow adhiga qeybtaas adiga ayaa iska leh ee sidaad doonto u maamul, laakiin qaybtayda shaqo kuma darsan kartid.”

Adhigii uu soocday Ina Xagaa Dheere dhimashadii ma daynin, hase ahaatee xoolihii Illaahey uu u soocay waxba kama dhiman. Markaa wuu fikiray, oo wuxuu go’aansaday in markasta oo adhigiisa wax ka dhintaan uu isna wax ka dillo kuwa Illaahay.

Maalin ayaa waxa dhimatay lax adhigiisa ka mid ah, markaas ayuu intuu Ina Xagaa Dheere warran soo qaatay lax ah kuwii uu ilaahay u soocay ku dhuftay. Laxdii ayaa qaylisay markaas buu Ina Xagaa Dheere yidh “CAAAAC, afka xun day. Kuwayagu miyaanay naf leheyn”.

Maalin ayaa roob da’ay markaas odaygii Ina Xagaa Dheere dhulka ayuu afka biyo kaga cab is yidhi. Ileen Illaahay baa u cadhoodaye, dhulkii ayaa afka kaga dhegay. Wax uu sameeyo ayuu garan waayay, firig firig iyo kaadi baa ka dhamaatay, markaas wuxu xasuustay in uu Ilaahay ku gafay.

Beryo ayuu iska ilaalin jiray in uu Ilaahay ku gafo, maalintii dambe ayaa adhigii aad u dhintay markaas ayuu is hayn kari waayay oo yidhi “Haddii aan aamuso xoolaha sidaa laga deyn maayo. Haddii aan hadalnona waa af salax kula dheg

 

[Volcahoooees]

Funny story I came across a while back:

Beri waxa Somalia ku noolaa nin Alla kood ah oo la odhan jiray Ina Xagaa Dheere. Wuxuu lahaa adhi badan. Dhimashadii adhigiisa ayaa aad u badatay. Waxa la yaab noqotay sababta adhigu u dhimanayo. Sidaa darteed wuxuu go’aan ku gaadhey in uu adhiga kala qaybiyo oo uu qayb siiyo Illaahey, qaybna isagu qaato.

Markaas adhigii laba xerro oo isleeg ayuu ka dhigey. Ina Xagaa Dheere Illaahay ayuu la hadley oo ku yidhi,
“Illaahayow adhiga qeybtaas adiga ayaa iska leh ee sidaad doonto u maamul, laakiin qaybtayda shaqo kuma darsan kartid.”

Adhigii uu soocday Ina Xagaa Dheere dhimashadii ma daynin, hase ahaatee xoolihii Illaahey uu u soocay waxba kama dhiman. Markaa wuu fikiray, oo wuxuu go’aansaday in markasta oo adhigiisa wax ka dhintaan uu isna wax ka dillo kuwa Illaahay.

Maalin ayaa waxa dhimatay lax adhigiisa ka mid ah, markaas ayuu intuu Ina Xagaa Dheere warran soo qaatay lax ah kuwii uu ilaahay u soocay ku dhuftay. Laxdii ayaa qaylisay markaas buu Ina Xagaa Dheere yidh “CAAAAC, afka xun day. Kuwayagu miyaanay naf leheyn”.

Maalin ayaa roob da’ay markaas odaygii Ina Xagaa Dheere dhulka ayuu afka biyo kaga cab is yidhi. Ileen Illaahay baa u cadhoodaye, dhulkii ayaa afka kaga dhegay. Wax uu sameeyo ayuu garan waayay, firig firig iyo kaadi baa ka dhamaatay, markaas wuxu xasuustay in uu Ilaahay ku gafay.

Beryo ayuu iska ilaalin jiray in uu Ilaahay ku gafo, maalintii dambe ayaa adhigii aad u dhintay markaas ayuu is hayn kari waayay oo yidhi “Haddii aan aamuso xoolaha sidaa laga deyn maayo. Haddii aan hadalnona waa af salax kula dheg

I wanna laugh too awoowe, pls translate

 

[VixR]

I wanna laugh too awoowe, pls translate

Xax damn right

 

[Bahal]

I wanna laugh too awoowe, pls translate

Way too long

 

[bluebird]

I wanna laugh too awoowe, pls translate

there was an old man named xagaa dheere who had a lot of goats who were dying a lot and he wanted to know why. So he decided to split the goats into two halves one for him and one for God. He said O Allah that half for you but do not kill mine"and soon he found his were dying and so he decided every time one of his died he would kill one from the other side

To be continued

 

[bluebird]

next part he basically tries to kill the sheep from the other side with a spear. And then one day it rains and so he decides to drink water from the ground but his mouth gets stuck on the ground and he realizes its his insolence to ilahay

the next time he decides to stop his insolence in regards to ilahay but finds that his goats are dying and cannot hold himself back from saying "when I'm quiet my goats are dying, and when I say something my mouth is glued/stuck (on the ground)

that was kind of hard to read because of the heavy accent lol so might have gotten some parts wrong