Young Popeye
Call me pops
Exactly. We don't even need to do anything. One has built the Grand Renaissance Damn which guarantees a military response from Egypt, because water is more essential than food.
Kenya has mortgaged everything from state-owned companies to their own grandmothers.
We just have to make sure that they don't kill us within our own borders (by being responsible for our own security in every town and city,) and we'll be just fine. They'll BEG us to buy Somali Galbeed and NFD once they run out of cash. Plus, they both receive MASSIVE yearly aid from the western economies that in the worst shape.
Patience is a virtue.
Non-muslim run nations dont lose wars while USA is a superpower.. Egypt wont attack Ethiopia, they know better. Ethiopia is basically a representative of USA in the horn, even Eritrea has admitted that, Israel/USA are waiting for Egypt to slip, who do you think was pressuring Ethiopia to build the dam? Somalia will be a poor NATO satellite state thanks to Turkey, which means no more violence but the GDP will be low. If you want to know what its like to be under NATO just refer to Kosovo. If Somalia has oil they will have some mercy on the people and probably even turn you into a Qatar or Kazakhstan, but foreigners will control the government indirectly.