Your ideal place to retire?

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  1. NotMyL

    NotMyL "You are your best thing"

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    Let’s be honest, Somalia will forever be shithole and even those little tuulos that are less likely to be attacked you will live like a peasant and have to deal with slow network :idontlike: I have decided to retire in Cascais, Portugal. The people are friendly, the country is beautiful and the food is Amazing.

    Also the location is perfect, you will be 8 hours from East Africa and 9 hours from the states. one hour from North Africa, train ride to most EU countries.

    Inshallah in 10 years I shall retire there :rejoice:
     
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    Have you ever been to Somalia?
     
  3. NotMyL

    NotMyL "You are your best thing"

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    No, I will most likely visit there one day but I have no desire to retire there
     
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  4. Molotoff

    Molotoff Supreme Bosniak Geeljire

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    The Austrian or Bavarian Alps.
     
  5. riyaale

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    in ten years earth will be ruled by cyborg( darth vader). We will be intergalactic or perish. Technology is double edge, it'll free us or enslave us.
     
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    Macalin M Ciyaalka xaafada

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    Abdalla Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis Prof.Dr.Eng. VIP

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    How old must you be if you are thinking about retirement. I guess you lied about being born in 1993, more like 1983. :mjlol:
     
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  8. Yukon_Niner

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    Somewhere in Somalia, it was beautiful and hiking up little mountains was pretty fun. Preferably on the coast next to a hilly area in midsized house, the biggest problem is internet, water and electricity. Everything is cheap though so it probably wouldn't be hard.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_xeric_grasslands_and_shrublands

    I've always wanted to hike around here. It'd make for an interesting trip, it extends from Ethiopia through Djibouti and into Somalia.

    You'd only live like a peasant if your poor which at this point I'm assuming you are leaving me to wonder why the hell you're planning on retiring within 10 years. Internet is horrible if you take the cheap option which leaves you paying extortionist prices, I wish the government would regulate the prices and stop these fucking pieces of shits.
     
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    Complains about somalia but does nothing to try and fix it. That's the majority of people on this site. I could care less what you do though, just dont stray away from allah swt.
     
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  10. NotMyL

    NotMyL "You are your best thing"

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    Lol in 10 years I will be 36, never lied about anything on here, I was born in 1993 sxb . Unlike you who says he’s 22 but multiple people pointed out you being posting on Somali forums since 2004 :siilaanyolaugh:smh I see that you like to project a lot, that says a lot about you.
     
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  11. AussieHustler

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    In Byron Bay, NSW, Australia.
     
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  12. Yahya

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    A developed muslim country. Maybe indonesia or oman. Definitely not a western country and not the sinking soon to be third world toilet the UK.


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  13. NotMyL

    NotMyL "You are your best thing"

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    You still can’t compare what you can get in Portugal to Somalia, not buying it. Even Nigeria wouldn’t offer the same, no thank you.
    Is that where your currently reside?
     
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    @Yahya

    Indonesia? Have you been there? The average Indonesian doesn’t speak any other language other than Bahasa, how could you manoeuvre the language barrier? Where in Indonesia?
     
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    No, but I visit occasionally because I bought (Bank owns it) an apartment there that’s rented to tourists when I’m not there. It’s very popular with young European and Aussie tourists. Also, the Hemsworth brothers now live there.
     
  16. Molotoff

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    BOSNIA. The ideal place. Mountainious, green, lushious, full of water. Amazing nature. Fresh air.

    Majority Muslim AND in Europe.

    Mash'Allah.

    :banderas:
     
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  17. Yahya

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    I'm still reviewing my plans since i'm young but i like to plan ahead. i heard some areas in jakarta are nice. I could learn the landguage since i already know a couple of languages other than arabic and somali and am very good at learning languages.

    Tbh it's going to be a fun experience. I plan to travel there some more before i make my final decisions. The good thing is all the food is halaal, so i don't have to worry about food.
     
  18. NotMyL

    NotMyL "You are your best thing"

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    What do you mean the bank owns it? Do you mean until it’s paid off? Do you rent though Airbnb?
     
  19. Yukon_Niner

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    What exactly do you want out of your retirement? I just want a cheap, sunny and interesting place.

    I take it you don't reside in Europe so you probably have a romanticised view of it, if so it's best you avoid South Europe because it will be flooded by tourists and the summer is just utter shit. Beaches will be flooded and you'll be dealing with the all the trashy chavs Britian has to give. Spain is the biggest example.

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...Vaw2sDkKAplL3X90j7P07Oc67&cshid=1571245727082


    You're better off going to scarcely populated areas in South America.
     
  20. beenleey

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    Quiet areas of Edinburgh which full of old people or a another quite place in Scotland
     
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