You wake up and Donald Trump is sitting on a chair right next to you what do you do

[486th President]

Me: Wait are you Donal Trump?!?

Trump: Yes, my friends call me Don

Me: Ummm, okay, Don.

Trump: Did I say you were my friend?

Me: ….

Trump: I have an assignment for you, a very yuuuuge assignment. Top secret, it really is. Very true.

Me: What’s that?

Trump: I’m gonna send a lucky guy to China. I want you to make the biggest scene there so everyone can see the might of the United States.

Me:

Trump: your lucky, kid. You have the qualities of a fine man.

Me: So how was I picked?

Trump: Lottery.

Me: …..

Trump: Happy Independence Day, Muhammad

Me: It’s “Abdi”.

Trump: Tomayto Tomahto.

 

[MiskeenMikeVick]

"Mr.President, I have top secret information that will lead to the deportation of Ilhan Omar"

 

[Villainess]

That’s it? That’s not funny nor informing. i never laughed. Not even a chuckle, not even a giggle. That shit was so unfunny that I didn’t even let out a wheeze.

 

[486th President]

That’s it? That’s not funny nor informing. i never laughed. Not even a chuckle, not even a giggle. That shit was so unfunny that I didn’t even let out a wheeze.

 

[486th President]

Y’all downplay trump for real he is hella thicc fam

 

[Villainess]

I’m trending twice

 

[486th President]

I’m trending twice

View attachment 143068

 

[486th President]

@IgaFuuq would you risk a case to jump into his booty I know I would no doubt

 

[Villainess]

@IgaFuuq would you risk a case to jump into his booty I know I would no doubt

View attachment 143572

Wrinkly and spray tanned

 

[486th President]

What about this fam he is a queen I’ve got the bed ready for him as well and the bac

 

[DalsanJubiland]

I’ll tell him f*ck off!!

 

[DalsanJubiland]

I’ll ask him, did you sleep with Ivanka Trump?)
Lol!!!!

 

[486th President]

I’ll tell him f*ck off!!

The FBI is most likely with him and security outside

 

[Villainess]

What about this fam he is a queen I’ve got the bed ready for him as well and the bac

View attachment 143578

don’t know how u would fit thru the rolls

 

[486th President]

don’t know how u would fit thru the rolls
View attachment 143580

I found this picture should I show you the full thing fam it’s gorgeous

 

[DalsanJubiland]

The FBI is most likely with him and security outside

Still I’ll do

 

[486th President]

don’t know how u would fit thru the rolls
View attachment 143580

Don’t curse my thread fam take this shit Somewhere else

 

[Basra]

Me: Wait are you Donal Trump?!?

Trump: Yes, my friends call me Don

Me: Ummm, okay, Don.

Trump: Did I say you were my friend?

Me: ….

Trump: I have an assignment for you, a very yuuuuge assignment. Top secret, it really is. Very true.

Me: What’s that?

Trump: I’m gonna send a lucky guy to China. I want you to make the biggest scene there so everyone can see the might of the United States.

Me:

Trump: your lucky, kid. You have the qualities of a fine man.

Me: So how was I picked?

Trump: Lottery.

Me: …..

Trump: Happy Independence Day, Muhammad

Me: It’s “Abdi”.

Trump: Tomayto Tomahto.

Very nice and creative....i will try mine wait for it lol

 

[Sol]

Ask him to describe socialism

 

[Basra]

Fancy home. Chandeliers, fine dining table, boundless candles and lights.


Me: Mr. Trump, Thank you for inviting me to your beautiful home.


Trump: Thank you for being my # 1 fan. I have heard about YOU. You crack me up.

Me: Blushes.


Trump: SO what do you like to do for fun?

Me: Blushes.


Trump: Come on, Speak now. You know i don't have a lot of time. I am the President of the United states. I need to go back to watch my recorded cable shows, and see who has been dissing me, so i can attack back.


Me: Blushes and stares at Mr. Trumps small hands.


Trump: You like em'? They are huge, right?

Me: Fciking NO madafker! They remind me of my grand son hands, Hassan elmi Dheeq Iskoroonyo