What I HATE ABOUT MARRIAGE!
(Being married to Xaliimos)
1. They tend to nag constantly
2. Wants you to be romantic just cause she watched a Hollywood chick flick
3. She wants you to talk to her at the wrong time (you just got back home from work and all you wanna do is unwine by watching TV)
4. She can’t fucking stay in area of the bed, constantly pumping into you, ruining your sleep for that night when you got work in the morning.
5. She spends money like your father is Bill Gates. Then calls you cheap although you took her on a vacation to Dubai.
6. She gives birth to your first child and she blooms into 450 pounds.
Waar yaa naagahan naga celiya


