Why do somalis do this???

[Daacad90]

MAGACEYGA WAA SOOMAALI
QABIILKEYGA WAA SOOMAALI
DA'DEYDA WAA SOOMAALI

Bisinka iyo ancalka... darood ismaaciil iyo doqonkii uu dhaley... whats with your new pic. I am going to be haunted by this monster on my next sleep paralysis

 

[Daacad90]

Today I feel like being MJ hello cousin :D

I am claim mj sxb I am maternally mj however I am dir

 

[Medulla]

I am claim mj sxb I am maternally mj however I am dir

Don't worry I'll be Dir tomorrow I'm transqabiil

 

[Céleste]

Bisinka iyo ancalka... darood ismaaciil iyo doqonkii uu dhaley... whats with your new pic. I am going to be haunted by this monster on my next sleep paralysis

everyone is scared. maybe I should change it.

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[Guardafui]

I would’ve pretend to be a non Somali lol

 

[Daacad90]

Don't worry I'll be Dir tomorrow I'm transqabiil

Mj sspoter pls adopt me.

 

[Zaara]

I am claim mj sxb I am maternally mj however I am dir

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[Daacad90]

everyone is scared. maybe I should change it.

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[Céleste]

horta How can I put something underneath my post? Imma put that pic there

sorry peeps

 

[Calaf]

I claim Korean if anyone asks. I am not going to answer that question, since a) I do not know you, and b) I feel Alarmed and distressed, so thus, I claim Korean.

 

[Daacad90]

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Cool mix! Must produce aesthetically pleasing faces. I am ciisman maxamud, cumar maxamud and dir mix.

 

[Xanibacal bin Barqa]

When randoms ask me about my qabiil , I Say Madhibaan.
then , they freeze for a couple of seconds and be like
Masha-Allah. haye dee macasalaama

 

[Radical]

Get back at them by asking for their preferred gender pronoun

 

[Daacad90]

When randoms ask me about my qabiil , I Say Madhibaan.
then , they freeze for a couple of seconds and be like
Masha-Allah. haye dee macasalaama

Uff this is why I hate qabiil. Madibhaan are godfearing muslims easily the least problematic somalis.

 

[Zaara]

When I say my qabiil most people run lol especially around here.

Why would they run

 

[Kamma]

Why would they run

Maybe they scared all I hear is "moryaan" being mumbled. I'm like thinking did my dad do something bad?!

 

[Zaara]

Maybe they scared all I hear is "moryaan" being mumbled. I'm like thinking did my dad do something bad?!

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[Daacad90]

Maybe they scared all I hear is "moryaan" being mumbled. I'm like thinking did my dad do something bad?!

Every clan got a nickname and a slur, if they call you mooryaan their clan got a name too insult them back

 

[Macalin M]

I always say my qabiil no matter what. If it’s a smirky little diaspora kid, I start at the smallest laf I can and watch their confused little faces


Once I kid you not one time this odey came up to me and said I’ll do you abtirsi right now. I said go on then. He said my entire name but got my first name wrong. He recognised me because I look like my pops but he said my other brothers name instead of mine.

 

[Daacad90]

I always say my qabiil no matter what. If it’s a smirky little diaspora kid, I start at the smallest laf I can and watch their confused little faces


Once I kid you not one time this odey came up to me and said I’ll do you abtirsi right now. I said go on then. He said my entire name but got my first name wrong. He recognised me because I look like my pops but he said my other brothers name instead of mine.

One time when I was in manchester I had this somali cab driver, he asked me my abtirsi, he was shocked when I told him all of my abtirsi turns out we were from the same laf:siilaanyosmile: