Why do somali guys move shy in real life?

[Shmurda]

There are three types of Somali guys:

1) The maskeen shy respectful type i.e., (@Medulla @Radical Canjeerorism) who will at most stare at you and try and open any door he can see for you.
2) The loud baqti Madow wannabe farax who chases women around like a homeless man chasing after a warm meal i.e., (@Shmurda). With this type you just have to say that your phone battery is dead, can I have your number instead, then throw that piece of paper in the trash when he is out of sight.
3) The fob who thinks he has a chance with you, sadly this type tends to be the most shameless and will never take "no" for an answer- so with this one, it's best to pretend to call your dad or brother who is on his way with a baseball bat.

Im in a good mood so I'll take this as a compliment

 

[0117]

Explain by moving shy, please?

 

[Jaydaan]

What compliment would you give me?

Do you like chicken? If you say yes
Let’s go and eat some chicken

never failed with this

 

[Strike6times]

Ngl it looks like a Niqabi Qumayo

Why tf do so many niggas think this

 

[Basra]

Im in a good mood so I'll take this as a compliment

No huuuno u should not be in a good mood in the age of Corona

 

[Jaydaan]

Nah you need to make a little conversation but start it off innocently .

Yeah like you local, never seen you here before etc etc.

 

[Striker]

There is a reason why it's not common to see Somali couples in their late teens and early 20s but you see all sorts of other non-Somali couples together, including Somali and non-Somali.

No the reason why we don't see Somalis openly dating is that our community is extremely conservatives and will try to stop relationships that aren't going anywhere.

I knew a bunch of Somali guys who were secretly dating Somali girls when I was in secondary school.

 

[Basra]

Do you like chicken? If you say yes
Let’s go and eat some chicken

never failed with this

 

[Kol3]

Explain by moving shy, please?

Do you like chicken? If you say yes
Let’s go and eat some chicken

never failed with this

Noo chicken? That’s dead. That won’t work.

 

[Alexander The Great]

Why tf do so many niggas think this

That Nigga has a hijab on lol no wonder

 

[Afrique]

Im in a good mood so I'll take this as a compliment

You're my second favourite Canadian btw. After my son.

Do you like chicken? If you say yes
Let’s go and eat some chicken

never failed with this

lol I can actually imagine you saying this after your shift at the warehouse with your knuckles looking ashy, wearing a high vis jacket. I would probably say "take me to Nandos love, I'm sold!"

 

[Strike6times]

That Nigga has a hijab on lol no wonder

Man said hijab it's a mask

 

[Yahya]

A boy who will face the father is brave. But I prefer he meets me before the father. What do u think?

That's appropriate aswell. People should get to know each other before marriage.

 

[Alexander The Great]

Man said hijab it's a mask

Wallah all of them UK drillers be looking like niqabis with their ”Masks” Why do they even have mask

 

[Strike6times]

Wallah all of them UK drillers be looking like niqabis with their ”Masks” Why do they even have mask

Hide their face my nigga what else is a mask for

 

[Kol3]

Why tf do so many niggas think this

Is that you in the pic? If it is then MashAllah. It’s just a compliment don’t take it serious.

 

[Shmurda]

No huuuno u should not be in a good mood in the age of Corona

1 month paid leave whats not to be happy about

 

[Alexander The Great]

Hide their face my nigga what else is a mask for

Hide from WHAT MY NiGGA that’s what i meant

 

[Jaydaan]

You're my second favourite Canadian btw. After my son.



lol I can actually imagine you saying this after your shift at the warehouse with your knuckles looking ashy, wearing a high vis jacket. I would probably say "take me to Nandos love, I'm sold!"

Nandos? Way too expensive. I know bare cheap Asian chicken and chip places. No need to be economically irresponsible

 

[Kol3]

That's appropriate aswell. People should get to know each other before marriage.

Ofcourse in a halal setting .